Sallubrious Posted August 12, 2015 (edited) Get a cat and have it tattooed. Anyone that thinks that's cruelty to animals has obviously never tried tattooing a cat. It's like sticking your hand in a woodchipper. The cat always comes out well on top. Edited August 12, 2015 by Sally 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sallubrious Posted August 12, 2015 I'm not seriously advocating that you get a cat tattooed. Land rights for gay whales and all that enlightened shit must prevail at some point. Maybe get a tattoo of a cat. I have a tiger tat myself. I love big pussies. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
