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Dear motor vehicle industry

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Please give us a more accurate method for maintaining oil levels rather than a stick in a hole. ffs how hard can it be, a reserve tank that fills the main tank and keeps oil levels optimal at all times.

For the amount of bullshit new cars come out with these days how about something practical.

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its all about cost really, dipsticks are cheap and for what theyre doing they dont have to be too accurate.

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At the other end of the spectrum, there are plenty of top end European cars that you need to plug a computer into to find out your tyres need some air...

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Please give us a more accurate method for maintaining oil levels rather than a stick in a hole. ffs how hard can it be, a reserve tank that fills the main tank and keeps oil levels optimal at all times.

For the amount of bullshit new cars come out with these days how about something practical.

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Maybe they should program the computer to give an audio warning when the oil is getting low. They could use celebrity voices like some of the sat-navs.

Imagine a pommy voice like Ozzy Ozbourne

"Sharon check the fucking oil"

or Billy Connolly in a broad Scottish accent

"For Fuck's saaaake, check the oil"

The big glaring red light that comes on the instrument panel and lights up the inside of the car like the front of whorehouse was always good enough for me.

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i have recurring dreams that I haven't maintained the brake fluid in a car and consequenctly my brakes don't work and I go careering around the streets full pace and not being able to stop

jsut fyi

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i have recurring dreams that I haven't maintained the brake fluid in a car and consequenctly my brakes don't work and I go careering around the streets full pace and not being able to stop

jsut fyi

I have almost the same exact dream. Except my dreams got nothing to do with a car, im totally naked and theres a big crowd stairing at my dingaling fyi ;-)

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They'd probably be staring at the crater on your arse where the abscess was.

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Zing :-)

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