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Hi guys. In the vein of "i'm not a racist but.." and "i'm not a homophobe but..." comes

I'M NOT A HIPSTER, but...

The rules are simple. Let us in on a part of your life that many would consider the realm of hipsterdom and metchy/trendy poseurs, whilst maintaining that you are not a Fitzroy-dwelling latte sipper. Or maybe you are?. I'll start the ball rolling with some of mine.

I'm not a hipster, but i do consider any video game console after the Nintendo 64 'new fangled and lame"

(Similarly), I'm not a hipster, but i can finish the original Super Mario Brothers 5 minutes within the world record.

I'm not a hipster, but my preferred modes of transport are razor scooter, old ladies' bicycle and tram. I also collect metcards.

I'm not a hipster, but my favourite way to watch a movie is on VHS video tape.

I'm not a hipster but i do have a dashing goatee.

I'm not a hipster but i do wait until my shoes are unwearable before getting new ones.

I'm not a hipster but i do make the best damn soy chai lattes around!

SO do you lot harbour secret kale grow-ops, yarn-bomb by night or somehow enjoy the Smith Street Band? Get it off your chest amongst those you can trust: your fellow non-hip gardeners and plant aficionados.

PS I'm not a hipster gardener but the only plants i grow are poisonous or psychoactive..

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I was not a hipster before it was cool.

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I'm not a hipster but I have a beard. It makes me look more homeless than hip though.

I'm not a hipster but I play guitar

I'm not a hipster but I like quinoa

I'm not a hipster but I own a hookah

I'm not a hipster but I like craft beer

I'm not a hipster but I have attempted to grow organic kale

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i'm a hipster and this is really offensive and discriminatory and honestly i came out to have a good time and i'm feeling so attacked right now

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I'm not a hipster but I have a beard (apparently that's a hipster thing now?).

I also have a wooden watch.... Not sure I can defend that one though

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Hey frenchy, instead of hipster, maybe ya'll are suffering from groover symptoms. the two symptoms are equally confused quite regularly.

i'm sure i've seen cold war tapes where the person was actually grooving instead of perceived hip steering.

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Yep definitely the hipster beard, I'm no hipster but I have one. since waaaaaay before they made their trendy resurgence.

So many beards around now, it's hard to tell the true-blues from the fly-by-nights.

Anyway, hipsters are people too, I've come to accept that now -ever since one of my brothers 'came out' as one. :wacko:

Gotta love the pork pie hat and lense-less glasses on this guy

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I'm not a hipster but I act like me and some people find that amusing in a condescending way and I find it sad in a self-superior way.

Anyway man I better go I'm like running out of street credit but um, ya, it's a shame you can't come to my party. I know, I just didn't invite you though. Laterz.

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I'm not a hipster but I often wear bright/mismatched socks.

I'm not a hipster but I think most new music is fuckin shit. Neil Young's Harvest album is the bomb; but the others suck.

I'm not a hipster but I read books when I'm out eating lunch by myself. (I read; there I said it. I feel better)

I'm not a hipster but I love my cats and bunnies.

I'm not a hipster but I usually prefer my own company to the company of others.

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I'm not a hipster but cats taste just like bunnies :)

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I'm not a hipster but I usually prefer my own company to the company of others.

Just kidding fancy pants, well i'm not they do taste very similay but i am vegetarian :)

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I'm not a hipster but I have gay friends.
I'm not a hipster but I'm not racist.

I'm not a hipster but I cant stop 'fighting' the system.

I'm not a hipster but I'm a vegetarian.

Franke said "PS I'm not a hipster gardener but the only plants i grow are poisonous or psychoactive.." --That's a gangsta gardener.

Years ago my mates turned into hipsters, before I had ever heard the term, it pissed me off and I wondered 'wtf happened to you dudes'?

I like how this thread can be seen as offensive but would only be offensive if you totally suck donkey balls.

I'm not a hipster but I am a pretentious twat.

ahh that feels better.

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I'm not a hipster but I own two pairs of fisherman pants.

I'm not a hipster but I love my crystals.

I ain't a hipster but I fuken love my coffee and love sitting out the front of coffee shops talking about hippy things with my hippy friends.

I'm not a hipster but I love sbs chill. I'm not a hipster but I love traditional indian music.

I'm not a hipster but I dislike tony abbott.

I'm not a hipster but I'm anti whaling and am against the shark cull.

I'm not a hipster but my favourite colour is purple.

I'm not a hipster but I won't read the daily telegraph in protest.

I'm not a hipster but I wear a black obsidian crystal necklace :) I'm not a hipster but I wish there was a yoga centre in my area.

I'm not a hipster but I'm a huge believer in reiki and wish there was somewhere to learn it in my area :(

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None of you are as cool as...

Hipster Jesus.


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Double post.

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Triple post (???)

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Quadruple post (???)

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I think a lot of you are mixing up "hipster" and "indie"
see a "hipster" are people who are trendy, drink coffee, roll up their chinos, ride foldable bikes to an organic cafe and browse facebook/twitter on their macbook air and always have apple products because they are designed very well.
Now an "indie" is someone who dressed from Savers, also drinks coffee but from wherever they can get it, loves anything old, etc.

The problem is that now they are so intertwined but you can spot out the few who have stuck to their steeze.

I'm not a hipster but fuck I get off to things that are well designed.....

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I'm not a hipsters but I tried amazonians "I can't believe its not bacon"

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I think a lot of you are mixing up "hipster" and "indie"

see a "hipster" are people who are trendy, drink coffee, roll up their chinos, ride foldable bikes to an organic cafe and browse facebook/twitter on their macbook air and always have apple products because they are designed very well.

Now an "indie" is someone who dressed from Savers, also drinks coffee but from wherever they can get it, loves anything old, etc.

The problem is that now they are so intertwined but you can spot out the few who have stuck to their steeze.

I'm not a hipster but fuck I get off to things that are well designed.....

Hipster/ indie same shit, same smell... to me anyway. Both smell of pretention. I know, my hatred of hipsters is out of place. I guess I'm a hater. or more like a hatter. :wacko:

I'm not a hipster but I try to be cool......if only it worked. :BANGHEAD2:

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I'm not a hipster but I still love this place after more than ten years as a member. I love all you hipsters, bogans, hipster-bogans, indies, indie-hipsters, indie-bogans and indie-hipster-bogans.

The only place where I feel any where close to "normal" :)

As a matter of fact some of you make me feel very normal haha. I'm one for the freaks :)

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Hipster/ indie same shit, same smell... to me anyway. Both smell of pretention. I know, my hatred of hipsters is out of place. I guess I'm a hater. or more like a hatter. :wacko:

Haha, bro, we live in Melbourne, they're everywhere here

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Im not a hipster but i knew incog and rubbed his noggin for good luck before it was the socially acceptable cool thing to do! and also growing a goatee when i was younger was a pinnacle of achievements personally, consider it took me 21 years to grow bum fluff and it was way before hipsters did it! i felt like socrates or some shit

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