Position Vacant lol

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Found this- crackup! :D

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Position Vacant:CLANDESTINE LABORATORY CHEMIST

# Position Number 05/4886

# Package includes annual salary, employer's contribution to superannuation and annual leave loading.

# Westmead

Provide specialist advice in areas of drug analysis, synthesis & intelligence & a scientific perspective for drug policy/procedures, research & development, legislative reform, training & educational requirements/opportunities.

# Graduate qualifications in chemistry or closely related field.

# Considerable & varied analytical experience, preferably in forensic drug analysis.

# Proven ability to provide expert evidence in Courts of Law and advice at the highest level on the operation of clandestine laboratories.

# Demonstrated ability to coordinate and conduct complex scientific and crime scene examinations in relation to clandestine drug laboratories with minimum supervision;

# Proven commitment to quality, research and professional development of staff.

# Superior communication & customer service skills in a multi-disciplined team environment including extensive experience in writing policy/procedures, lecturing in specific scientific techniques & the proven ability to impart specialist information.

# Demonstrated knowledge of the workings of Government and of legislative reform.

# A full drivers licence, must be current, with a clear driving record for the past 12 months.

# Knowledge and understanding of Equal Employment Opportunity (EEO)

# Knowledge and understanding of Ethical Practice

# Knowledge and understanding of Ethnic Affairs Priorities Statement (EAPS)

# Knowledge and understanding of Occupational Health and Safety (OHS)

Applicants must obtain an information package. General information about NSW Police can be found on our web site at www.police.nsw.gov.au

Applications to : The Manager, Westmead Laboratory, PO Box 516, Westmead NSW 2145

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he he eh e someone like us should have aposition like that, to help the poor bastards that make the nice synthetics for our enjoyment and spiritual growth.