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It's a crazy ole world, the future is anyones guess.  So lets nail our predictions up and see who's on the money. The funny, bleak, bizzare and the painfully obvious, lets hear them.  The title of SABstradamus awaits.

 

 

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I predict Donald Trump will fulfill the prophecies of the Book of Revelations and reveal himself as the Antichrist upon his second incarnation, when the planets align in a pentagram in November. The covid demon spawn will rise and the zombie apocalypse will begin.

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i though similar for years now, maybe we should give some classifications, like your covid 19 predictions, your life on mars, and so on...

 

covid - 19

no effective vaccinations will be found, chances of you dying from it will increase, by the factor how often you will get it (reverse tolerance).

 

life on mars

yes will be proven in my lifetime, but some people will claim, we brought it there, via space travel.

 

return to carbon low emission transport and energy

yes, move goods on water ways/canals, instead of roads.

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5 hours ago, withdrawl clinic said:

covid - 19

no effective vaccinations will be found, chances of you dying from it will increase, by the factor how often you will get it (reverse tolerance).

 

Shhhh :unsure:

I'm concerned that you may well be right there.

 

@Halcyon Daze is very likely spot on also, hahah! I've taken to reading the bible on and off in order to reach a subjective opinion on it, also to explore the idea that the message, obfuscated through numerous revisions and translations, is essentially that of advaita vedanta- unity and non-seperation from divinity.

Revelations is the Lovecraft novella of the book and a fantastic piece of poetry, though in the context of world events recently it is starting to read a little more like a narrative than a piece of mystical literature. I have to wonder if They(TM) are using the thing as a manual for kicks, having a bit of a larf by steering things in the direction laid out in the book. That period in early January as the epidemic turned pandemic and the US was poised to obliterate Iran as the air lay thick with the smoke of millions of hectares of out of control bushfires was just surreal. No words to describe it.

 

8-ball sez 'Outlook not so good' on a larger scale... Whether or not this is the ultimate Happening, we're pretty well screwed on many fronts. My prediction and the action I've taken over the last fortnight has been that there is a window closing, particularly in Victoria, before we're very likely going to be effectively housebound indefinitely OR coerced back into action in order to prop up an economy that's about to fail like nothing else in history, thus kicking the whole shitshow into a state of self-oscillation/resonance and it's Spanish Flu MkII my friends...

 

My choice has been to find a place surrounded by farmland about 5km out of a small town, seek permission to get handy in the garden, endeavour to keep myself afloat with a work-from-home small business and work at establishing the right frame of mind to be strengthened by an indefinite period of large swathes of time spent in abject solitude. I'm posting this as there's the chance that someone who is on the fence about a similar decision might read it and be moved to take action before this shit really gets started; as absurd as it feels, I'm quite convinced that Kali-ma's only just warming up and the next few years are going to be quite difficult in a lot of regards.

 

Stay safe everybody, hope all are well.

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China invades Taiwan by 2024.

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The Trichocereus bubble bursts and whole families are forced to eat nothing but psycho0 hybrids. The Chisars almost save the day with the creation of vacuum baked spine crisps, but the cactus economy crashes once again due to the fetishisation of Trichocereus and viral videos of Pornhub member 'cactus jerk'. All columnar cactus are prohibited Australia wide following an incident involving HNs big dick and Prime Minister Julia Gillard. 

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Someone publishes a book about harm reduction and psilocybin mushrooms in the back end of 2020. Some people read it.

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North Korea's ruling party will collapse and in turn the U.S and China relations will decline and then  improve while putting in place an agreed order.

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The sun rises. The sun sets. Repeat.

 

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