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I was say 11 or 12, and went to a catholic school.

bell ring's, boy's go to the urinal,

and guess what?

 

this fellow pupils always left the "highest pee stains"

after a while, we tried to, imitate him...

who would win the challenge.

 

some boy's turned there penis 180 degree to "get high spray".

other's like me either increased there tilt (of penis)

or even moved the latter like a catapult.

 

who would win the high drop competition,

next time?

 

than, a paper was puplishd, to the parents,

saying he had "HIS URETRA SHAPED UPWARDS, NOT DOWNWARDS AS MOST OF US"

and we stopped compeeting!

 

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The "dam the flow, wait for pressure to build to rupture point, then release" technique is always a winner in this game...

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I think this deserves to be in the Creativity, Spirituality and Philosophy forum :lol:

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than, I met, electronic air fix kit guy!!

he gave me the parts & the blueprints.

 

built a small system,

overpowering radio frequincesiss.

 

than, I turned an old radio,

into an ampli...

with his help

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I'm loving where this is heading, so random!

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It's a dangerous game you're playing

 

 

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1 minute ago, Halcyon Daze said:

It's a dangerous game you're playing

 

 

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 and so ar u mr bond.

 

 

 

 

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Bahahaha I pissed myself laughing. I really needed that. Thank you.

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I dare you to try piss over your own shoulder. Do you have the Manhood, the finesse,  the raw courage! 

 

This could this be the next big thing to follow up the 'Shoe-ie'

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snow or sand pee'ing, your initials, is a good rite too...

 

see it: like south park eyes.

 

in my birth country,

I could buy fire works!

I liked the pirate,

me bro like the "gnome".

the "gnome" was a short rocket firework,

without a stick..

just a short cylinder,

with a tiny fuse at the bottom.

me bro lites the "gnome",

goes straight into the window left open,

in the kitchen and does, what's,

it's here 4...

explodes, left burn marks,

but me & bro cleaned the mess up!

 

instead of moms punishment,

she remarked oh,

you kleaned the window.

 

and got treated with super rich poppy strudel.

 

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funny how the seppos say pissed when they're angry??!!.............we'll they still use the imperial system :huh:

mmmmmmmmmmm poppy strudel

 

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also not to piss anyone off but you do know pissing on your own toes brings luck your way

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You know piss is aseptic too, so if you find yourself in a survival situation with cuts and injuries, it's the best thing to clean your wounds with. 

 

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are you guys taking the piss?

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Some people drink it for some supposed health benefits.

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me thinks,

gonna hav,

th sacrament,

tonite.

 

(plant)

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just cleaned the dishes,

gonna hav a good one,

tonite!

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Urine therapy.....is fresh straight from the sausage the best? :lol:

 

 

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pee contains a lot of phosphor a true element (ignites if exposed to air)!!!, which was,

discovered utilising pee.

 

some architects are willing to separate solids from the pee,

imagen "less mining"...

 

 

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