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Just saw this classic Leunig Cartoon and now I just gotta know... 

 

What strange practices / fetishes are you into.

 

 

Hopefully we'll get a good laugh outa this :)

 

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^^ pretty entertaining fanfic

 

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fetishes as in anal gangbang porn and having ya nips played with ?

 

or fetishes as in trying different allergens on nasty social workers until you find the right one and smashing them with a good blast of it all over just before every time they visit even if it means getting a good one too?

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I like to find roads and pathways in the visions I get and fly down them and handle them successfully sometimes from pleasure and other times to distract from migraine aura and especially have a fetish for trying to make them look like an electronic game I wanted as a kid but wasn't allowed that was kinda a screen on some sooped up looking binoculars ... sometimes achievable by just rubbing eyes :)

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I dig ladies with big aquiline noses. And nice feet.

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nice feet with painted toe nails.  blue nail polish preferably

 

large breasts and brugmansias.

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Posting on SAB forums and having other men/women try to strangle/break/hurt me.

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Toes... I like to bite their toes while they squirm around in alarmed-discomfort. This is all non-consensual of course:wink:

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2 minutes ago, Halcyon Daze said:

OK well I like having my face sat on by obese women -There I said it :wacko:

 

Also pouring honey down those huge obese fat asses and motor-boating them while being whiped. 

 

Also Toes... I like to bite their big toes :P

 

Fucking a fat girl is like riding a step through.

 

It's fun until your mates see you.

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Solo:
- Perfecting my money shot on a kmart ex display model mannequin I picked up at the tip. Sorted her with a wig 'n glasses with the eyes painted on, I'm a deadly aim now - STRAIGHT UP YO NOSTRIL. :uzi:
- Increasing load volume through celery consumption, masssss celery consumption.

With another human present:
- Oral copulation with a finger up my date.
- Africans.

Notes:
Once upon a time I had a fetish for obese women, then I spent 5 years with a chick more than a decade my senior, 5 inches taller than me and twice my weight and no she was not an islander.
Now all the cialis in the world wont rise me for a chubby muffin, that part of me has been MURDERED - receptors burnt out.

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10 minutes ago, Skellum said:

Solo:
- Perfecting my money shot on a kmart ex display model mannequin I picked up at the tip. Sorted her with a wig 'n glasses with the eyes painted on, I'm a deadly aim now - STRAIGHT UP YO NOSTRIL.

 

Glad to see you aren't aiming for the eyes. Not sure why, but an early girlfriend ended up with "chemical burns" to one of her eyes after I jizzed on her face :huh:

 

Still feel bad about that one. She still has to wear glasses :unsure:

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55 minutes ago, Skellum said:

Solo:
- Perfecting my money shot on a kmart ex display model mannequin I picked up at the tip. Sorted her with a wig 'n glasses with the eyes painted on, I'm a deadly aim now - STRAIGHT UP YO NOSTRIL. :uzi:
- Increasing load volume through celery consumption, masssss celery consumption.

With another human present:
- Oral copulation with a finger up my date.
- Africans.
 

 

How does the pickup line go @Skellum ?

 

Hey baby wanna come round to my place to shove your finger up my arse & suck me off while my mannequin watches ?

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1 hour ago, Skellum said:

I'm a deadly aim now - STRAIGHT UP YO NOSTRIL. :uzi:

 

8 minutes ago, Sallubrious said:

 

How does the pickup line go @Skellum ?


"Baby, do you smell where I'm cumming from?"

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oh right i getcha x] LOL

Most things in hot pink (guitrs lights fishnets tutu's)http://www.dv247.com/assets/products/94391_l.jpg

Most things in hot turquoisehttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/5f/7b/c6/5f7bc6ca901c5f05d0ac769ebd4e3aac.jpg

(UV gel polish, panties etc same with pink really) Virtually anything in sheer black

Naughties to slutty music

Gothic chix (with or without)

Slutty attire M for day f for night :3

more recently girly girl attire

sissy hypno vids

RROA

Things that whoresses like :)

and that sissy girls like

 

went through the big lady and older lady fetish from age 18-26 and defo burnt the receptoes back then for sure

might have one that's intermittently on the blink tho ..

 

porn with orchids in the background

 

Things that resonate with bi and trans whoever or whatever they are/do/be

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duwop, coconut/malibu glosses, cobalt/teal/turquoise/aqua/lagoon-green mascaras, luminous pink/black eyeliner/teal/cobalt/green liquid liner, glitter shakers/rock chix/magic faery dust and long dark hair. shimmer body creams, sheer slut/cute girly girl sets,

quality trippy/witchy hold ups, pueraraia mirifica, hipsmash, allowing my true female gender to fight with my enforced one and seeing them as a modern day couple that are never together at the same time very often yet they are .. so being never alone even when you're alone

 

rewatching a transgender movie over and over after coming across it

 

stories about ex SAS TG's kicking 9 peoples asses in one go and the judge congratulating them for it .. and Chelsea Manning n stuffs

 

those creams you can buy that really smell like pussy and cock

 

Trying to deprogram enforced crap and reconfigure it to suit how I feel and how I want

 

Planning ahead for if I can leave my *fella* behind one last time

 

Truths about things we've grown up being lied to about and things that do it well like MGTOW

 

severe fascination in feminazm and it's secrecy and lengths it goes to as i tear it a new one after it tore me a new one

 

the bits between the bits from hidden truth to that bit 'tween sac n crac :3

 

P1010433.JPG turquatic n trini girl

 

Edited by ☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ

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Gobbies whilst driving.

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Christ, I'm the normal one in this group, all I do [I'm bi] is watch straight anal porn so I can imagine myself in either position

I call it being fuel efficient

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Sorry Auxin, you knew i was going to come out eventually...

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This thread is morphing into a coming out party.

 

It reminds me of something a 60 something year old guy said to me for a comic break on a construction site one time when nothing was happening because we were waiting for a crane to arrive.

 

No wonder men are turning Buy-sexual, we can't get sex at home so we have to go out and buy it.

 

 

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4 hours ago, Sallubrious said:

This thread is morphing into a coming out party.

Well this is the longest lived LGBT friendly ethnobotany forum on the internet

Torsten should get some sort of trophy, perhaps involving amusingly shaped cucurbits

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When I blow my gourd it doesnt look at all like that

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well something I havent done and somehow seems to do something for me is "armpit fuck" . What I like about this  fetish-fantasy is that its really funny, if you come to think about it, lol...

 

credit me for imagining about this, only to find in exists in porn sites :P

 

oh this thread is pretty funny too :) 

 

also I would like to say 

SEX IS OVERRATED

 

 

 

 

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