El Presidente Hillbillios Posted May 8, 2016 (edited) Hey everyone, My last order from moonunitbotanica came with some extra seeds he wanted me to auction off here and put the money toward the SAB server costs. Our crazy mate at moon unit said this community has given a lot to him over the years and he would like to give something back. http://www.ebay.com.au/sch/moonunitbotanica/m.html?_trksid=p3692 All this years fresh tricho seed, we have 100 of each. I have added some loph seeds. they are a bit older but still germinate not so bad for me T. peruvianus "dawsons" OP Lance (T. cordobensis) x Wassaname Wassaname (T. bridgesii) x Funkoid (T. bridgesii, semi monstrose) Kai (T. bridgesii) OP Wassaname (T. bridgesii) OP L. Williamsii L.mixed species Also to add a bit more fun. The funniest limerick (Probably dirty, but not too bad) posted in this thread will receive 50 of each of the above list. Auction and limerick contest ends Sunday the 22nd May at 6pm Sydney time and all postage costs are covered for Aus or international at buyers risk. Hillbilly Edited May 8, 2016 by El Presidente Hillbillios 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BedOSpines Posted May 8, 2016 An ambitious old Nanny Goat,While chewing her young master’s coat,Masticated a rocket,He had in the pocket,And how her ambitions did float! 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horus Posted May 8, 2016 Hillbilly is an SAB moderator, He is a lover, not a hater. He is the salt of the earth, Always full of good mirth, and a jolly good moderator. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Berengar Posted May 8, 2016 (edited) . Edited May 8, 2016 by Berengar 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Presidente Hillbillios Posted May 8, 2016 Hillbilly is an SAB moderator, He is a lover, not a hater. He is the salt of the earth, Always full of good mirth, and a jolly good moderator. I reckon the last line would be heaps better "and a professional goat masturbator" 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
at0m Posted May 8, 2016 Not in it for the competition or auction but just wanted to say thanks for the link HB. Picked up two large packs of those seeds Now I just need bulk loph seeds and I'm set 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horus Posted May 8, 2016 I reckon the last line would be heaps better "and a professional goat masturbator" Happy for you to substitute it for me if it helps me win the seeds. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wezza Posted May 9, 2016 I have a facination with pricks that has nothing to do with dicks. They have inoculated my household, but all things told, It's better than thinking I'm 'fully sick'. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wezza Posted May 9, 2016 Opening a bid- wassaname: $6.66 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strontium Dawg Posted May 9, 2016 The goatlord went off to a camp. The weather was cold and damp. But cartons of nangs And other such thangs Made sure he was warm as a lamp. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Realm Posted May 9, 2016 There was a young man from Australia Whose attempt to find plants was a failure. He wants to see Sally, growing well in the valley, But was told "Don't try that cos they'll nail ya" 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BedOSpines Posted May 9, 2016 Wassaname x Funkoid - $10 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Presidente Hillbillios Posted May 9, 2016 (edited) sorry if i waffled and wasnt clear, the auction is for all the seeds on the list in one lot Edited May 9, 2016 by El Presidente Hillbillios Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theuserformallyknownasd00d Posted May 9, 2016 $25 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Presidente Hillbillios Posted May 13, 2016 come on guys, this might be the biggest bargain ever Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Happyconcacti Posted May 14, 2016 There once was a man for Damascus Who grew a TBM with great practice His wife said to him with a chuckle and grin, "Now if only you could satisfy me like the looks of that cactus" $40 (just the trich seeds, can't import L.w. seeds to the USA) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MoonUnitBotanica Posted May 17, 2016 ***Come Get Your Freakin Hotcakes Folks******* at $40 buks this is just outlandish!!!! I will throw in a Trichocereus bridgesii cv. "Funkoid" , bridgesii cv. "Foolsbreath" and trichocereus cv. "Boultwood" small (10cm) tip cuttings. The first two cvs unreleased cv's from the spazzmodic gardens of moonunitbotanica!! dig deep! remember this is to help fund the forum we USE. and, hello 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theuserformallyknownasd00d Posted May 17, 2016 Fiddy fiva Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zelly Posted May 17, 2016 Quote (just the trich seeds, can't import L.w. seeds to the USA) I for the life of me cannot understand why a shipper couldn't name cactus seeds with most any name he or she chooses, such as Lobvia winteriana and pm/email the recipient the actual name(s). 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Posted May 20, 2016 A new meaning of "Blow it out your arse" There once was a man from kanassWho's nuts were made out of brassin stormy weatherhe'd clack them togetherand lightning shot out of his ass $90 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ethnotramp Posted May 21, 2016 On 5/8/2016 at 2:16 AM, Berengar said: . There once was an old stoner, so poor his dog was a loaner, he pleaded his need, for a little seed, in hopes of a bridgesii boner. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites