wert Posted December 5, 2015 (edited) yep. lol. shes all over the place philo it's crazy. Edited December 5, 2015 by wert 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wert Posted December 5, 2015 probably BOS because your like me and love penis. only these penis know how to say f#ck off really well. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sagiXsagi Posted December 5, 2015 (edited) Funny thread, nice plants... loved the picture with the beers. in fact its 12.30 at noon here, but I think I'd love one now (didn't sleep at all tonight) . Could I last till at least early at night so that I sync my cicadian circle with other peoples again? I also get spined a lot from penises... maybe the spineless and totally round harmless top tricks us.. Edited December 5, 2015 by sagiXsagi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wert Posted December 5, 2015 it tricks the girls... then it get tense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spooge Posted December 5, 2015 probably BOS because your like me and love penis. only these penis know how to say f#ck off really well. i like penis and i like telling dicks to fuck off hope you don't mind this clip here Wert and one for your loph eating friends Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wert Posted December 5, 2015 (edited) wish I had a detachable penis sometimes. particularly when I was younger and had girls in hot pants gyrating over my crutch on the dance floor. then I had to walk around the club for drinks ect with a mass boner all night. and lol that bit in the clip were he raids his medicine cupboard frantically. I've done that a few times and usually forgotten what I was looking for! Edited December 5, 2015 by wert 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wert Posted December 8, 2015 (edited) Allright so this is what I'm talking about upside. what were doing here is removing the aeroles and there rna witch basically mean the vascular tissues won't bother trying to reach the aerole because it isn't there. just the same as the aeroles rna won't send out any messages to be contacted. it's not just a one way street with cacti pups. there is a link between the rna of aeroles and the rna of vascular tissues witch means they meet somewhere in the middle not just grown out from the vascular bundle, and not just retrieved by an aerole. this will ensure that the scion gets everything and there will be no stalls in growth or maintinance of the gafted plant. take note folks. I hope this is the right pic cause the hosting site is giving me the shits. constantly redirecting me to "one black way" or someshit. haven't looked cause I'm afraid what I'll see can't be unseen but it's doing it flat out. arrrgghhh! anyway the scion is a melted wax bridgesii. she's going in a much larger pot over the next few days and will have an abundance of slow release mixed through the pot. be happy cause happy can't be without you. edit: oh yeah, and take note how I leave as much green skin on the stock as possible as this is where the photosynthesis occurs. but most know that. but just in case you didn't. cool. Edited December 8, 2015 by wert 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BedOSpines Posted December 8, 2015 I tried this with a loph graft the other day, I reckon it's getting much swollen. Nowhere to go but up. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wert Posted December 8, 2015 (edited) firstly. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEDOFSPINES! wow. 23... I wish I could be there again! yeah you got to be carefull with this method when Appling to soft skin cacti like lophs or they just split in half cause they can't keep up... then your stuck with the water/moisture issue. but great to hear someone else is doing this. it so much better than having to remove pups here there and fuckin' everywhere else! lol. cheers bos, this beer I'm having now is dedicated to you pal. edit: oh and it tastes great btw. Edited December 8, 2015 by wert Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wert Posted December 8, 2015 lol I've just had a good look at this photo again and I don't know if anyone else has noticed but it would apear that on two of the aerole cuts I've made new spines and aerole have form1ed. this means I hadn't dug in deep enough to remove the architecture of rna. didn't even notice that on the plant. thats trippy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upside Posted December 8, 2015 Yep I see that sneaky lil spine poking thru ;) and photosynthesis is understood also ;p I'll have a crack at what you've done above. I have more scions lining up for unification with some stock so I'll see how it goes. Cheers for ur input dude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Etho Posted December 9, 2015 Glad you got rid of those 'mothers of millions' from the 'penis' pot! they are a terrible weed if left unattended imo, 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wert Posted December 18, 2015 found this pup today it's been growing 4 ribbed ssnce birth by the looks of things. never noticed it till today while I was watering after a 43 degree day. (and removing more mother of millions. lol. there all over the shop still the cheeky buggers. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wert Posted December 18, 2015 melted wax tip graft on spachi stock. melted wax tip was taken from pupping. cheers sabry. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wert Posted December 18, 2015 a nice bridgesii I recieved through trade on sab, unfortunately didn't come with id but it is beautiful and resistant to black rot. I like bridgesii clones and varietys best because they are so finicky and prone to black rot. I try to work out what causes it. still unsure but a work in progress. anyway if the person I traded this with for a couple of lophs sees this and can id it. please do so. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wert Posted December 18, 2015 (edited) a couple of successful but very tactile degrafts I done last year for trade on here. one went to discostu. the other? dunno? when they dry up ( my plants i just saturated... then it rained anyway lol)I'll be back into the mission of dissection so I'll have a couple more fattys for trade. (stu. I only recently being the dumb ass that I am realized who you are! I've still got that penis I owe you... it's well rooted now... there all well rooted n pupping now I'll send you or just hook up like last time and give you a couple mate. been a while. hows the loph doing any progress? pics? dump one here if you want.) Edited December 18, 2015 by wert 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wert Posted December 19, 2015 this is a penis plant I have. I've had to cut it up to propagate but this tip grew to about 9 inch before I hacked 4 inch of and grafted to see if it would continue its growth but it terminated and as there were no aeroles its sat dormant for about 4 years. this is the plant I'm on about stu. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sagiXsagi Posted December 20, 2015 etiolation or a non-typeB (short form) penis? who knows? but it seems other types are not uncommon over there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wert Posted December 23, 2015 (edited) blue peruvianus. just weeded out the grass and mother of millions from the pot. Edited December 23, 2015 by wert 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wert Posted December 23, 2015 another nice bridgesii I recieved through trade on sab. I traded 2 loph grafts if you recognize the transaction and know what its called please infom me. I've just got plants everywhere without id tags now since senders haven't id'd and my daughter became asfixiated with removing tags and throwing them in the grass then when I mowed I smashed them all to smitherines!. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wert Posted December 27, 2015 (edited) astro. Unfortunately had to be put down 6 weeks ago at 14 yrs of age. broke my heart. completely shattered me. Edited December 27, 2015 by wert 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wert Posted December 27, 2015 and awake. miss her like crazy. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sallubrious Posted December 27, 2015 Sorry to hear about the cat, do you think that could been playing on your mind when you had your last binge ? Also if you can't keep labels on your cacti, you can give them a scar tat. Carve the details into the plant with with a (sterilised) knife and when it heals and scars up you'll have a built in label that won't fade or go missing. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViktorVaughn Posted December 27, 2015 Beautiful collection Wert. Something to aspire towards. Cheers mate! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wert Posted December 28, 2015 (edited) sally your full of great ideas. you amaze me sometimes. most times. ok nearly always. oh yes astro is definantly what upset me and turned me to epic amounts of alcohol and codine. still haven't gotten over it honestly. we were in love in some special way that will never be replaceable! Edited December 28, 2015 by wert 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
