smeagol666 Posted October 13, 2015 what does a gay horse eat?haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiii 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halcyon Daze Posted October 13, 2015 What's brown and sticky? A stick What's brown and smells funny? clown poo... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Uri Posted October 13, 2015 (edited) Yes, us dogs actually do wonder why you two legged humans don't fall over all the time. Man, I wish my old biology teacher was here he'd win hands down - but they sacked him when he was busted growing pot. A couple of his really strange bits of humour:- "What is the main activity of 'the sheep ked' Melophagus ovinus, a species of wingless fly?".....Walking. "Which neurological condition is better to have - Parkinson's or Altzimer's?".....Parkinson's, because it is better to spill a beer than to forget where you left it. (No cactus please, I live in Queensland.) Phaemon's Dog Edited October 13, 2015 by Pat Uri 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cue Posted October 15, 2015 What do plumbers say? "Your shit is our bread and butter". 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godiam Posted October 15, 2015 How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little Boogie in it. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyChesnutt Posted October 15, 2015 Why did the semen cross the road? I put the wrong sock on this morning. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted October 15, 2015 what's yellow and dangerous?... ...a canary with an assault rifle badum tsss! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cue Posted October 15, 2015 A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone."Morning!" he said.The other man replies, "No, just having a shit." 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cubism Posted October 15, 2015 (edited) A cannibal walks out of his village, into the area of the jungle which all the villagers use as the toilet. As he arrives, he sees his friend squatting down and crying. "Is everything okay mate?" he asks. His friend replies " No. I just dumped my girlfriend." Edited October 15, 2015 by Cubism 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strontium Dawg Posted October 16, 2015 A guy walks into a deli and says "I'll have that large salami please". The guy behind the counter asks "would you like me to slice that for you?" And he replies "does my arsehole look like a moneybox to you?" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfamiller Posted October 16, 2015 why was the sand wet???? coz the sea weed 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr b.caapi Posted October 16, 2015 Q : What name would you give to a man with a rubber toe ? A : Roberto 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted October 16, 2015 what's yellow , soft and fluffy..., and smells funny? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cue Posted October 19, 2015 A three legged dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw". 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paradox Posted October 20, 2015 last year at work we were passing the time with a: who can make up the best joke.. Philip Hughes had just died & a lame joke popped into my head that was relevant to what was going on in global news at the time. It is very lame & poor taste but: What did Philip Hughes die from? Ebola 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Change Posted October 21, 2015 most of these jokes i find funny, not bad, maybe ive just got a bad sense of humor now this is a bad joke that shouldn't be laughed at and i dont not find funny one bit, but some of my dickhead mates loved saying it "Philip Hughes couldnt bat to save his life " 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cue Posted October 21, 2015 Talking about jokes in bad taste. Does anybody remember Rev Jim Jones in Guyana? Do you know nobody tells any jokes about it? Because the punch lines are too long. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flora Posted October 22, 2015 Did u hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Psyentist Posted October 26, 2015 Well, today's the day! Certainly close but the winner is.... Mole! Pm me your address mate and I'll get those plants to you as soon as possible. Thanks to everyone else for your shitty jokes. Hah, I got a good little chuckle from them all. Happy gardening! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2XB Posted October 26, 2015 OK so here's my entry, late I know.. .. 2 guys were talking about circumcision, one had never heard of it and was curious. .. tell me about it he said.. . Well I was circumcised at about 3 Months, wow was the response, did it hurt he asked.. ? It wasn't too bad was the response, but I couldn't walk for a year!! Nice one psyentist, some good chuckles! Congrats mole :-) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
etherealdrifter Posted February 24, 2016 saw this in the ed last night whilst the docs checked over the petal. bless em, working in a hospital is fraught with danger I once farted in the lift at work >It was wrong on so many levels 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maxuel Powers III Posted February 24, 2016 (edited) ...................................... Edited March 5, 2016 by Maxuel Powers III 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Psyentist Posted February 29, 2016 Hah! Pity you missed the comp ethereal, I reckon you could have won with that one. Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters, perfectly harmless until put one in your mouth and light it on fire. If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? Diabetes, John has diabetes. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SJack Posted February 29, 2016 Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a-salted Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
