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Ah sheeeeet.

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Yeh I guess u did, but wowsers. The description sorta made my feel gross of what he was gonna do to your lady friend tho..

I hope subby gets better soon, it's obvious he needs some family or friends. Or a move. Or a lot of things actually.

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It's not fun anymore :(

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@ primento

Why didn't you just say you were female ages ago? I would of sent you all the photo's you wanted of what I'm packing girl.

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I'm still loling and rofling Subby.

This is fag country brother, all man here and that's what makes it all so funny, you'd automatically presume that I'm hetrosexual.

All this talk bout penis are you sure your not ready to explore the 'other side'........

Anyways this isn't about me man, it's Alllllllll about you. :)

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@primento

I already told ya, I ain't packing shit. 5 inches and 3 quarters of nothing! It's my balls you want to watch out for!!!

But, hook us up with that little women of your's why don't ya? I'll deep throat that vile little cunt till tears pour from here eye's. Blow a load over her face like you wouldn't believe. I'll send ya photo's of that little evil deed, till your hearts content.

But this is rank man, and you can't leave this here, how bout you delete it, I and the TUFKAD do the same.

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Goddamn, how much easier would life be if I had it in me to explore 'the other side'?

I just melt over them little blonde honey's unfortunately, even if I don't have what takes to keep them satisfied, lol.

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Right. Your all fuken nuts. Me included. I give up, would be nice if this thread was kept funny and not nasty but who am I but a rap god to say.

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Im just takin the piss man, i dont even know you or half the others here, just passing time really.

I'm totally fuked also. Bit of a freekazoid i just dont go into great detail about it in social networks. Just in REALITY.

good thing the bikies are on your side but cause im sure the cops or asio that are watching you will find that intetesting.

As the king once sung "a little less conversation a little more action.

Good luck dude with blue eyes n blonde hair.

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To save me reading all this thread could someone summarise it in about 20 words? in rhyme would be nice too. thanks

I tryed to write a poem to sum it up......

This may just the first verse.... I think it will need about 10 more to summerise the thread well..... :)

So this is how I see it;

Mystery of the Mushroom Forest

Long long ago in a far away forest,

a peculiar party did venture

Through the forest they travelled

on a trek they expected that history never would mention.

 

Deep in the forest on a magical quest

to search for a fungus of mystery and wonder.

Through the woods they did trek, on this fateful day,

to the sound of far away thunder.

 

The party was led by a wizard revered,

with a white flowing beard, and knowledge of ages,

by the golden light of his staff they traversed,

in the search of the knowledge of sages.

 

'Twas was a motley crew that followed,

which the wizard had assembled.

The sight of such an awful party passing

had made the towns folk tremble.

 

There were sorcerers and shaman,

there was a novice and a maiden fair.

Deep into the wild woods they followed the wizard,

by his golden glow and his long white hair.

 

In the heart of the woods they halted

and the members found their places.

They started searching, some read signs, some divined,

some accessed their inner spaces.

 

Then from behind a rotten stump

the enthusiastic young novice did leap.

Wizard! Wizard! I think I've found it!

Is this the mushroom that we seek?!

 

His hair was blond, his eyes were blue,

he would tell you he's the prettiest.

And there he stood with a purple capped 'shroom

clenched tightly in his fist.

 

The wizard reeled, “that’s just surreal!”

“The 'shroom you hold has power untold! that echoes through the ages!”

“But it's not the 'shroom we seek,

the knowledge of the sages.”

 

“The 'shroom you hold has power untold,

and it's power.. it rages!”

And now the story of the 'shroom you found

must echo through the ages.”

 

Statakak

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RAWK!! Just when you think this thread has gone to shit another piece of gold surfaces.

Statakak I salute you. Nailed it.

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This thread could finish now and be the perfect thread. That was art.

I mean as a collective, that was awesome. I'm proud to be a sabber.

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Statakak, that makes me want to start an "I'm so fucked up" thread

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Im just takin the piss man, i dont even know you or half the others here, just passing time really.

I'm totally fuked also. Bit of a freekazoid i just dont go into great detail about it in social networks. Just in REALITY.

good thing the bikies are on your side but cause im sure the cops or asio that are watching you will find that intetesting.

As the king once sung "a little less conversation a little more action.

Good luck dude with blue eyes n blonde hair.

Whaaat? Asio? The state police are the only one's petty enough to waste anytime on me. Never said anything about anyone having my back neither, because to be perfectly frank, no one does.

I ain't even worth the effort of one of these meth head little skanks, apparently. Don't get the wrong idea man, I don't joke when I say I'm nothing. Just a burnt out little bong rat who wasted his life and can't get his head right. Sad but true.

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I just wanna get across that I've nothin against the op and he knows that. He ain't that bad, we All and he knows he's not that bad a guy. Flawed yes but ain't we all. And the whole forest thing, he's embarresed and feels bad about it, I think seriously guys he who hasn't been caught jacking off and:or having an errant boner should cast the first stone, it's not like it's unommon especially for a young lad who may be enebriated stuck out in a forest with an attractive female around. ive been caught jacking off and having boners, it sucks.- (when I was his age) I understand and empathise with you, it's really not a big deal. If older guy is razzin him over it in a mean fashion that's the uncool thing.

I just feel the need to say that. I guess there's a difference with having a laugh and being mean.

Being mean sucks except if it's in a rap battle. Bitches and gripes rules no.1. Rap battles must rhyme.

I think this will solve a lot of problems henceforth.

I really need a moderators job T I've done my time! Hillbilly even got promoted before me! I schooled that mofo under my wing !

I am ready to take my pledge as Bitches and Gripes Moderator.

I am ready T. It is time.

Patch me in.

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:puke:

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There's on vote in not getting.. Anyhoo

I'll suck it up. Incognito for bitches and gripes modulator !

Vote for me, I'll send you some seeds and a hand written thank you letter.

Unless pimento wants to challenge me I'll rap battle that granny porn loving fuked right now.

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"Loving fucker"

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FAIL.

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If he's got a cock I'm hot to trot


if she's got a crack this cat steps back


silver bears is where its at


granny porn is just plain naff




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can you taste it?

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Pimento meet hillbilly, hillbilly meet pimento.

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"Loving fucker"

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I'm not a bear. They don't do much for me either hillbilly talks about them all the time. Ask him.

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