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Does anyone need a new friend?

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I have two turtles too, aren't they the best. And I am the other 74% crazy ;)

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i am also F in SE qld and have no friends. not one in this state :(

dont have much oppurtuntiy to meet ppl

i have 2 'turdles' they are real little angels

i love shoes but i wont go on about it

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Come to me

Friendless young ladies :) mwoo harrr harrrr!!

I likea the turtles to....

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I actually save the little bastids on the roads here when they decide to migrate or look for a mate or whatever they are doing that happens to find them on a tat road frequented my semi trailers and they always piss on the seat and my car smells like turtle piss for the next week, but I continue to do it because I LIKE TURTLES. The snake neck ones anyhoo but I'm figuring I'd like other ones.

I also like shoes way to much for a guy and own about 9 pairs all up, 2 pairs of workboots and 3 pairs of thongs!

Come for me ladies :D

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I've no idea why I'm single :/

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^^^I know exactly why I'm single

 

btw, don't even dare listen to that song unless it's full blast, otherwise you just won't feel it.

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To take over the world with... or just for coffee, whatever.

Reasons to be my friend:

I'm funny and smart, which means slightly above average jokes.

I won't ditch you for my other friends, because I have none.

I like all the things this forum is about, I assume we already have that in common.

I've owned one pair of shoes for the last 4 years.

There isn't any kind of food that I won't eat.

I'm only considered insane by roughly 26% of people I encounter.

I'm an entrepreneur, not a very good one, but still.

I saw a UFO once.

I like to think I'm reasonably cultured.

I can fix your computerarrow-10x10.png.

My bills and rent are paid on time.

I have two turtles.

If you think any of that^ might interest you, send me a message.

Not that it should matter but I'm 20/F/QLD.

:unsure: Cheers.

Yeh, Nah....nothing in common sorry. NEXT !

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Show me ur goat license I'll show you my turtle one.

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"Does anyone need a new friend?"

according to my new facebook account.................no not me :wink:

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okay so one is my wife and the other is some random farmer from cameroon offering to sell me some african plant medicine

but that counts......yeh?

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Flora is a champion and now one of my bestys :)

Glimpse feel free to add me on fb my name is Hubert f Alberquerqe

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"Does anyone need a new friend?"

according to my new facebook account.................no not me :wink:

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okay so one is my wife and the other is some random farmer from cameroon offering to sell me some african plant medicine

but that counts......yeh?

add me then ya holdout!

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Flora is a champion and now one of my bestys :)

Does that mean im out the circle of friends now?

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Flora is a champion and now one of my bestys :)

Glimpse feel free to add me on fb my name is Hubert f Alberquerqe

add me then ya holdout!

aw shucks :blush:

cool thanks guys, friend requests sent..........and fuck you facebook, you douche, you got me zuckerberg you prick :(

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U will always be my buddie u big galloot who can't say wheelbarrow :)

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Hi pasito

Welcome my nightma... err, I mean to the forum!

Wasn't long ago I was new too.
how did you work out the 26%? that is a very precise quantity of crazy.
random fact about me: i have sold my own paintings 2 times.

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that's because the market is flooded with japanese knockoffs.

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Reading the OP I was shocked to find your totally normal. Welcome aboard =) nice posts to all. Turtle boy LOL thats aspergers for sure!

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