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I'm not a bogan but....

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In light of franks thread...

I'm not a bogan but I'm known to wear blue wife beaters.

I'm not a bogan but I have sock tan lines.

I'm not a bogan but I live in a fibro home.

I'm not a bogan but I like catching and eating yabbies.

I'm not a bogan but I love an old fashioned aussie BBQ.

I'm not a bogan but I played rugby league.

I'm not a bogan but I honestly believe free balling in footy shorts is the most comfortable one can be.

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I'm struggling to think of bogan things I do or own now, is drinking tooheys new bogan? If so I'm guilty of that as well.

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fuck off u fucked uped shroom eating hippy

drinkin a tallie of tooheys makes u sound weak .

bogans dont wear fucken socks u stupid cunt .

yabbies what?? fuck that u asslicking cunt go fuck a goat u fuking coksuk

u play footy aye fuck u fuck off.

so fuck off before i smash your hippy tricho brains in fuckhead

ps no means to u . just talkin shit lol jokes bogan style

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I think your looking for the "I'm not a retard but..." thread.

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what cunt

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sorry leyland brothers

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No worries ciggy butt brain.

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I just cacked out for about 2 minutes :lol::P

I'm not a bogan but revving your engine on ya front lawn for hours on end will fix just about any mechanical fault a car can have...

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No worries ciggy butt brain.

arr fuck it lets farkin drink sum piss smash sum cones then u stupid cunt . , them pillz work a treat..

how was ya sayin ya not a bogan u fucken cunt i though u were startin to give me a go ,farkin idiot.

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I'm not a bogan but I love cold chisel and think CCR are fuken amazing :)

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I was gonna start the same thread lol

I'm not a bogan but sometimes I tell cunts to get fucked

I'm not a bogan but I always wear thongs

I'm not a bogan but I used to love bucket bongs

I'm not a bogan but I was raised on a farm in north qld

I'm not a bogan but I have two big, scary dogs

I'm not a bogan but I like fast cars

I'm not a bogan but i used to play rugby league

I'm not a bogan but maybe I am actually a bogan?

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Even scarier I think I'm a bogan hipster.

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I don't care what anyone says them acrylic satiny material footy shorts are THE most comfortable attire for summertime, especially whilst freeballing. I've taken the freeballing footy shorts back up in a big way, dug a few pairs up out of my wardrobe and stole a few pairs of my nephews. The definition of comfort and freedom.

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One thing u must say for bogan fashion is that it is uber comfortable and practical.

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Im not a bogan but i................Dont like showing my wealth

Live in reality

Dont judge others on material matters

Im proud to look scruffy

Can handle the C word and swear like a trooper... fuck ! its only language....

Drink beer at 6am in the morning....

OH wait, i am a Bogan.....sorry carry on....

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I'm not a bogan but I volunteer in my community and help out when disasters hit (floods, fires)

Have you ever noticed on the news during floods and fires the people that are out in the floodwater rescuing a kid or going through a window to save an old lady has a mullet and is wearing thongs and a flanno? When the going gets tough, the bogans get going. You don't see hipsters doing that shit.

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Is there a difference between a bogan mullet and a hipster mullet? Price?

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Is there a difference between a bogan mullet and a hipster mullet? Price?

The hipster mullet is 'ironic' and done by a hairdresser named fabian for $100

The bogan mullet is practical because it keeps the sun off your neck and is done by me mate bazza for a 6 pack of vb

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I'm not a bogan but I'm offended if presented with a plate of food without any animal products in it.

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I'm not a bogan but my whole house is furnished with things found on the side of the road.

Also..

I'm not a bogan but when me thongs break, I just fix em up with a bread clip, that way I'll get another 6 months out of em hahaha

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RC where did u get that video of Bullit spongeing lighters??

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