OPP Posted October 18, 2013 (edited) I thought that with all the talented people on here who have various skills/capabilities/expertise that we could have some kind of community go to point to connect with others who have various things done. For example I am a carpenter so if anyone needs any carpentry/building works they could get in contact and I could help them out. Feel free to add your trade/skills. Could be a trade of time for plants/other skills. Edited October 18, 2013 by OPP 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quarterflesh Posted October 18, 2013 Im a tiler, il work for cactus or sex. or cactus sex. 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lhb2444 Posted October 18, 2013 Not actually a skilled tradie in any way but I'm a hobbyist woodworker, DIY enthusiast and general tinkerer who'd be happy lend a hand where possible around the sydney/inner west area. I'd be happy to work hard as long as there's a few cold beers (coopers pale ale preferably )and a good yarn 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bullit Posted October 18, 2013 Im a tiler, il work for cactus or sex. or cactus sex. fuk yeah!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyChesnutt Posted October 18, 2013 Im a tiler, il work for cactus or sex. or cactus sex. ribbed for her pleasure? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gilligan Posted October 18, 2013 Well, I'm a metallurgist with gold, base metals and diamond experience, if anyone ever needs a hand with primary mineral extraction? And before you think thats weird... I've actually assisted someone here before in that very thing, believe it or not! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teonanacatl Posted October 18, 2013 Organic chemist- will work for free if you cover flights, accommodation and food. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bullit Posted October 18, 2013 (edited) im a prostitute like Qflesh i also will do many things 4 plants lol or i will get 1 of my 50 korean workers to do it 4 me hahaha Edited October 18, 2013 by bullit 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoOnThen Posted October 18, 2013 (edited) Qualified automotive mechanic BMW trained ( many years ago ) More recently Specializing in reclamation/ repair of worn and damaged mechanical components. We have a metal spraying and specialized welding business which repairs parts from Mining equipment down to motorcycle parts and frying pans and anything in between. Also have steel, stainless steel and aluminum fabricating facilities We try to have the answer for any component that is worn out damaged or broken whether it is steel, stainless steel, aluminum, bronze, cast iron and many exotics. Plant and equipment include 300amp tigs, 300 amp migs, 350 amp arc spray system, 180 amp arc spray system, milling machines, lathes up to 3 meters and swing 660mm, vertical borer swing 1100mm and all associated tools and equipment. Suited mainly to West Aussies but hey if its small and under 3 kg a express post bag is only about 15 bucks. Willing to offer advice or discuss any problems or projects that you might have. My very talented wife can make the cake of you dreams http://www.shaman-australis.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=31084 She is taking a break until the new year but then she will be back. Cheers Got Edited October 18, 2013 by GoOnThen 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gilligan Posted October 18, 2013 GoT - you forgot razorfish tong specialist :-) everyone else, thumbs up to the work he does! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swampjrass Posted October 18, 2013 For all you west Aussies I'd like offer up my skills in the concrete ... I mainly do decretive and domestic flooring these days.. Open to most offers ... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Presidente Hillbillios Posted October 19, 2013 Im in sydney and a welder fabricator, can work with aluminium or steel. But aluminium is kinda my specialty 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glimpse Posted October 19, 2013 (edited) I'm afraid i got more good looks than skills expert cunnilinguist(sp) by trade. can teach surfing and also pretty handy at fixing surfboard dings Edited January 6, 2014 by glimpse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simhanada Posted October 19, 2013 I'm in Melbourne and do digital archiving, fancy way of saying paper scanning. High volume A4 scanning mostly. Getting people's paper into PDF so they can save some space. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderIdeal Posted October 19, 2013 i can kill plants. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
altenate Posted October 19, 2013 (edited) Anything rope access based or difficult confined space access then I can help! From flying foxes to sign installs to fixing stuff to.....,whatever. If it involves rope & heights then let me know... Kind of Sydney based but happy to travel... Edited October 19, 2013 by altenate 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anakinra Posted November 13, 2013 I'm a Chemist and training to be Naturopath- I can help with chem science, some raw materials, equipment, preparation of medicines, health concerns, nutrition, diet, food choices, supplements, etc. I was brought to this planet to serve, love and give Sydney area x Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slybacon Posted November 14, 2013 Electronic Musician Tuition- Can teach you how to use Ableton Live, Program MIDI, VST installation, Basic Synthesis, Sequencing, Sampling, Recording and Equipment Set Up. Take from knowing nothing to writing your first electronic piece. Sound Installation - Can help you with your next small event, including speaker selection, Set up and Equipment Hire. Google Adwords For SME's - Work for a large Digital Media company, I can help SME's reach more local cutomers for a good ROI. Website Construction - Can build small websites or Landing pages to help SME's gain more online presence. I use WordPress. Happy to help for free in most circumstances, or at least cover costs and keep me entertained Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indigo264nm Posted November 15, 2013 Linux Server Admin - Basically looks like this: ...but I extend my services to anyone here for tech stuff in general, if anybody needs help or advice be it building\buying PCs, software, security, network, home theater, smart phones\tablets, server hosting, scripting n automation etc.Absolutely hate making the actual webpages but if Slybacon builds it, I'm happy to lend a hand for the service side of things in terms of server design, scaling, security practices and administration. Prefer to work with open source stuff if you're happy not to pay money for software.Based in Syd but the nature of the stuff I'm offering lends itself to remote assistance. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted November 21, 2013 (edited) I'm a social worker by degree ( to hectic that line of work for me, I burnt out, I struggle with my own sanity and life let alone deAl with the life and sanity of others) A horticulturist by tafe diploma if that counts, though my knowledge is waning rapidly. Now I work with grain lol if to want to know what moisture or protein levels your wheat, oats or barley contain give me a hoy ;) I'm getting pretty handy at driving a front end loader, excavator,bobcat and forklift so yeah if u want me to drive urs. I'm particularly skilled in shovelling shit and sweeping shit up. Edit- also have my hr truck licence if u need. Driver Edited November 21, 2013 by incognito Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted November 21, 2013 Oh I've also gotten back into target shooting, recently renewed my gun licence I held as a teen, and have been doing some feral pig and feral goat control on local property's. I guess if someone on here had like problems with ferals on their property's I could come and help out on rare time off work. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OPP Posted November 22, 2013 Any renderers or plumbers in Sydney?? Will need some help on an upcoming job. Possibly other trades and labourers too........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
