upside Posted November 27, 2013 ^^ hand pollination lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halcyon Daze Posted November 27, 2013 Just for you bigred Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtarman Posted November 28, 2013 did not know where to post Looks well fake to me. The spray pattern is all wrong..and as somebody who has attended many of the Brisbane meets I should know Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halif Posted November 28, 2013 I find most porn really boring. No imagination in it. When I was a teen I had a few mags under a closet and things were tame back then before the internet started to deliver more than I ever wanted to see. Nothing wrong with the body on display, but what disturbs me is that can't help but see a look at emptiness in so many of the girl's eyes. Havign said that, there are some great pics in here with some really attractive girls who seem to be smiling in a candid way - the ones in outdoor spaces in particular. I remember once in mid-high school, some dude threw a porn vid (VHS back then) into the classroom VHS player while the teacher went to make a photocopy and the whole class got an eye-full of some hardcore action. I shut my mouth because I was afraid to admit that it did nothing for me, and in fact grossed me out. It was so anatomical, so impersonal. I used to get WAY more excited by a picture that suggested something... just a glimpse. That would stay in my mind for days and set my imagination going. I don't like it when it's all up in your face and you can't see anything but HD genitalia. Shit.. my own balls gross me out. Fucking wrinkly, hairy sack. I see erotica and sex as a package deal with many facets, not just a close up of two genitals banging together. Doesn't matter now, I can say whatever I want and accept eveyrone's preferences. Back in high school, however, I would have been beaten for saying shit like that - by my own friends. The pressure to conform was immense - and I was a pretty normal hetero male. Can't imagine what it would have been like for any gay dudes in my classes. You better believe they weren't out and proud. I'm glad things are better than that now... or maybe it was just the school I went to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Change Posted November 29, 2013 i agree 99% of internet porn makes me want to I like to look at women like amazing unique blooming flowers, something to be appreciated, respected, worshiped and fertilized I totally don't understand why blokes want their Mrs to look like a painted up generic barbie doll just so they can blow on her face and watch her cringe..... idunno..... guess its different strokes for different blokes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtarman Posted November 29, 2013 ^ I think you're right in saying that 99% of it is crap. Although that other 1% can be really cool. I remember there's been a few times when tasteful pictures of naked ladies have lifted my spirits when nothing else could. Couldn't agree more re:fake plastic girls with stilettos and shit under harsh lights saying awkward things and making ridiculous fake sounds. But it's not all like that. But I don't think looking at pornography is something that should be a regular part of people's mental diet...it can mess with your head if you go overboard. But now and again, and if you're looking at stuff that is tasteful and of real, attractive girls then I think it's sort of the visual equivalent of a nice single malt or cigar That's my opinion about that anyway, now back to the boobies lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Presidente Hillbillios Posted November 29, 2013 i think porn would be heaps better if instead of all the fake sounds, its was played in fast forward with benny hill music dubbed over the top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halif Posted November 29, 2013 WHen I was a kid.... ah fuck it, who am I kidding, Benny Hill IS porn to me to this day. Benny's backside when he runs from some mad slappers is a sight to behold... And that music gives me a boner and I insist on playing it - and role playing it - everytime my girl and I head to the bedroom. Hence my relationships last a week or two at most. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Torsten Posted December 12, 2013 I am limiting the erotic threads on sab to 2 [at the moment]. One for cactus porn and one for nude art. I think this thread had a good run, but it has petered out, so I'll lock it to reduce the number of erotic thread titles that pop up on small screens in the top 5 new topics. I suggest that anyone contemplating a new erotic thread should talk to the mods or me to see if it has merit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
