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Billion to forreign aid to zionistztas from USA. What about poor cnuts hat could use the money to dig wells to feed h2 o to their vegies in their furrows 

 

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... it rains!

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dyjliw your old mate doesnt even recognise you and even still while youre trying to tell them who you were and they say: "oh my god i thought you was just some sexy girl and i thought fuck it shes gorgeous and if shes calling me over id better go see what she wants" 

on the same day that:

the pinacle and epitome of your entire cactical ops career comes to you in the form of an awesome cactus in an awesome pink box from an even awesomer SABber .... 

AND!!!!

you get a surprise varigated Vanda/Arachnis "maggi oei" in good size thru the post 

AND!!! 

you get to wear your witchy dress out to town, get told you look hot and then come home to an inbox of 121 people dying to get into u and you select the top of the list and they turn out to be one seriously awesome man of a very high calibur that then gives it u twice n tells you you were so awesome they wanna see you every day they have off :3 

 

fucking thank you mother nature dearest amagadz the day ran out .... i wonder if I cdv'e fitted any more awesomeness in ;)

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dont cha love it when you really bit off more than u can chew and he's so big mean lean and powerful you feel like a tiny lady in his hands as he puts u where u shd be and when u fall off of him and brace for floor impact ... it doesn't happen because a huge arm just caught u n sat u right back there to scream ur lil heart out so loud frm somethn ya just can't take and being made to anyway that you know that neighbours at least 25 houses either side will be giving dirty, shocked and "u go gurl" looks for the foreseeable .. espesh when it happened the nite before and the nite before and the nite before and the nite before and the nite before and the nite before and will be tomorrow and the day after and the next 15 days at least for now 

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dont cha love it when you get to hear about the kilometers of sausage Vandas been through since new years.... U go girl!
 

On 3/7/2018 at 2:14 PM, ☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ said:

come home to an inbox of 121 people dying to get into u

Careful of the pin loving slammers whorse, are u banging gays off grinder, or do u only bang straight blokes?  Bag up - the gays are generally a more infectious bunch.

 

On 3/14/2018 at 5:27 PM, ☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ said:

mmm firemen , joiners, chefs, truckers all fkn heroes need treatn good 

Sounds like straight blokes to me anyway, that's pretty gangster....   
Hey if any of them ever ends up being a toxic CUNT, you can easily doxx/blackmail for cash a closet mucho man,
Not that fuckin' trans chicks makes u a closet gay or anything, but faced with exposure they will likely respond in the same way if they haven't 'come out' perse.  Just another weapon to add to your ARSE-anal cis, but it might not be in you to fuck someone over like that. Some people deserve it tho.

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Can you please start web camming for tips etc (I'm a doley so I can't tip - but I'll lurk).
Save for a go-pro camera too, get a hold of a tradesman on grinder (or where ever you shop for snag) to come around and mount it (and yourself) on the ceiling above the bed. Get some footage!!! Stock some silk balaclavas too and be open with your fuck-buddies, give em the option to mask up or u might get in trouble....

Get some solid amounts of footage & start your own "Amateur" PornHub page,  then you maintain your profile with 1 weekly update (of your friday night etc). With links and adverts promoting your weekly live show, which could be like 90 minutes every Tuesday evening where the fans can ask u to do what ever they desire for tips etc.

Amateurs have launched proper careers off the coat-tail of PornHub videos or like xhamster webcamming...  Imagine it, you could be fuckin' LIVE/recorded for the world to see with a cactus backdrop behind you. People will wig it, promise you this. Money to be made my sexy little hustler (and also a fucking reputation/career too potentially)....   GET ON IT!

Shit yeah....  
FIGJAM...   ""Fuck I'm Good Just Ask Me""

 

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On 3/16/2018 at 2:40 PM, Skellum said:

dont cha love it when you get to hear about the kilometers of sausage Vandas been through since new years.... U go girl!
 

Careful of the pin loving slammers whorse, are u banging gays off grinder, or do u only bang straight blokes?  Bag up - the gays are generally a more infectious bunch.

lol x] I dont do the bangun they dew :3 xoxoxoxox I only been w str8 guys and trans girls so far hunni xoxoxox

and completely given up on anythn now but huge big burley wrestler sized guys that can make me feel like a tiny lady and they sure do that well ! which i guess is maken me more n more a str8 girl ;) 

On 3/16/2018 at 2:40 PM, Skellum said:

 

Sounds like straight blokes to me anyway, that's pretty gangster....   
Hey if any of them ever ends up being a toxic CUNT, you can easily doxx/blackmail for cash a closet mucho man,
Not that fuckin' trans chicks makes u a closet gay or anything, but faced with exposure they will likely respond in the same way if they haven't 'come out' perse.  Just another weapon to add to your ARSE-anal cis, but it might not be in you to fuck someone over like that. Some people deserve it tho.

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Can you please start web camming for tips etc (I'm a doley so I can't tip - but I'll lurk).
Save for a go-pro camera too, get a hold of a tradesman on grinder (or where ever you shop for snag) to come around and mount it (and yourself) on the ceiling above the bed. Get some footage!!! Stock some silk balaclavas too and be open with your fuck-buddies, give em the option to mask up or u might get in trouble....

Get some solid amounts of footage & start your own "Amateur" PornHub page,  then you maintain your profile with 1 weekly update (of your friday night etc). With links and adverts promoting your weekly live show, which could be like 90 minutes every Tuesday evening where the fans can ask u to do what ever they desire for tips etc.

Amateurs have launched proper careers off the coat-tail of PornHub videos or like xhamster webcamming...  Imagine it, you could be fuckin' LIVE/recorded for the world to see with a cactus backdrop behind you. People will wig it, promise you this. Money to be made my sexy little hustler (and also a fucking reputation/career too potentially)....   GET ON IT!

Shit yeah....  
FIGJAM...   ""Fuck I'm Good Just Ask Me""

 

mmmm i really like the sound of that but lol so busy gettn fuct , dressn slutty fr sexxis n developing girly thing skills n deflecting transphobes terfs and feminazboes w cops and all sortsa rollercoaster shit from family too lol .... umm i got 2 vids so far that whenever i send em to peeps it just kinda blows their mind lol ,... *giggle* xoxoxox ....n a whole lotta piccies if u wanned to see em ;) ..

 

u got kik or whatsapp bb~? xoxoxoxox

 

mmmm i remember thnkn u wr pretty fucken hawt skellie xoxoxoxox n i rlly dig ur jammn sexxii xoxoxoxoxox cant facebook today but think i found out who is maliciously icing em after the cops went rnd to see em they dun it again lol or else id chat u on the facefook or suttin' xoxoxoxox

mmmmm *looks for a sabber to hug n happily finds u* xoxoxoxox 

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dont cha love it when you manage to lead someone ELSE on, (never happens) lol...  sorry whorse.

 

59 minutes ago, ☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ said:

u got kik or whatsapp bb~? xoxoxoxox

Nah i have a phucked windows phone,
Get a hub profile going - I like to follow up n coming new entertainers, regardless of sex/uality.
 

1 hour ago, ☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ said:

mmmm i remember thnkn u wr pretty fucken hawt skellie xoxoxoxox n i rlly dig ur jammn sexxii xoxoxoxoxox cant facebook today but think i found out who is maliciously icing em after the cops went rnd to see em they dun it again lol or else id chat u on the facefook or suttin' xoxoxoxox

mmmmm *looks for a sabber to hug n happily finds u* xoxoxoxox 

Sorry for being a prick/hole tease if it came across that way. I hate when I get led on too, I get an ache in my sack that Mrs Palmer can't even sort.
I'm not on FB or anything, I should get on it soon. Everyone is saying fbfbfbfbfb! for cacy & plants, I just don't want to bump into exgirlfriends or old acquaintances.

But yeah get on xhamster cams or pornhub if you can ever be arsed. Silk balaclavas + live shows, make a name for yourself!

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On 3/21/2018 at 2:26 AM, Skellum said:

dont cha love it when you manage to lead someone ELSE on, (never happens) lol...  sorry whorse.

 

Nah i have a phucked windows phone,
Get a hub profile going - I like to follow up n coming new entertainers, regardless of sex/uality.
 

Sorry for being a prick/hole tease if it came across that way. I hate when I get led on too, I get an ache in my sack that Mrs Palmer can't even sort.
I'm not on FB or anything, I should get on it soon. Everyone is saying fbfbfbfbfb! for cacy & plants, I just don't want to bump into exgirlfriends or old acquaintances.

But yeah get on xhamster cams or pornhub if you can ever be arsed. Silk balaclavas + live shows, make a name for yourself!

haha no problem lol .. ur awesome all the same with or without meh sweetie and xoxoxox so lol what i do entertains does it?  *giggle*  

 

anyhows i'm prolly too old for camwhoring and theres nuthn quite like the real thing right there in ya bedroom and being overpowered willingly with no chance to back out till the jabs dun lol .. not gna get that kinda wholesome goodness from money and cameras..

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...it rains after at least a month, and you can feel the environment opening up to receive the gift; birds everywhere... Observing the change in atmosphere in the hours preceding the storm, that kinda thing.

 

...you wake up and find a wee scorpion perfectly preserved and partially mummified by a daddy long legs in the bathroom

 

...you've eaten properly, all meals inclusive and mainly whole foods, for nearly a week... and feel more alive, more capable of facing the day and more inclined towards being a functioning member of society

 

Those things. Good things they are.

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amagadz don't cha love it when you plan hawt stuff with an even hawter MAN that gots the same last name as one of ya pet toads *swewn* i think those god's sent me their adonis belt i dreamt of all that time ago ... fuk yeh

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dcliw you send your drunk bff home in his first uber, he contacts your wife (via FB chat) the next morning to say he left his (discharged) phone in the uber and, being an airline steward, is leaving for Bali at midday.  You make a single phone call and wake up the somewhat perplexed uber driver who says he will check his car but didn't see anything.  20 minutes later the Uber driver is at your front door with the phone! :wub:

fuck you taxis... :wave-finger:

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dchiw you get over your fear of leaving your body

 

faith can move mountains my friend 

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^ That's a momentous achievement! Is this through the practice of meditation and/or contemplation of dhamma?

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yeah kind of. i dont know if your aware of dharmakaya doctrine at all but that factors. or at least my laymans interpretation of it. but its just obes come during night visions but i was always afraid of leaving but faith in the ultimate has over turned that. sounds cheesy i know

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A SAB member says he'll send back a heap of seeds as a thanks for sending him seeds.

 

Guess I'll do another tobacco seed giveaway :P

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dcliw the opiates kick in :)))))))))) (ill have to post in the dchiw thread tommorow if puking tho)

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the first "proper" thunderstorm in a good long while erupts.

 

Galileo Galileo Figaro! 

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DCLIW you come back and see the DCLIW thread is still going strong on the positive vibes after 5 years :)

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