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Giant pumpkin contest!!

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I aint had a hair cut since 1992, you dont really have anything to lose so thats a no.

Incog did you actually grow any pumpkins in the last comp. I don't recall seeing any pics of yours. :devil:

Cheers

Got

Pumpkins dont grow in the desert if you dont water them even once

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I suppose the cool climate dweller should mention he has prior form.... lol

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lol...I am aiming for a personal record now.

That one was grown from some US seed from a prize winner, I paid an insane amount of coin for those beans at the time.

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lol...I am aiming for a personal record now.

That one was grown from some US seed from a prize winner, I paid an insane amount of coin for those beans at the time.

Holly crap was that really yours. :o

I think you should move further south just to make it fair. :)

Cheers

Got

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I thought I make my smack talk in images.

Yep thats me Got, all I did that summer was smoke weed and tend to the pumpkin...lol....oh to be young again

EDIT - that pumpkin did teach me a few tricks :wink:

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Wow that is a dream life :) smoking weed and tending a giant pumpkin. If I didn't need money so bad that's all i would do :.(

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Fine hb puss out y big sooky la-la. ur new name is dave ;)

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50 days until we will be sowing seeds and this thread is already 4 pages long!?

I imagine things are gonna get messy round here :P

Awesomely intimidating pumpkin you've got there Waterboy :worship:

I plan to spend my summer in a similarly leisurely fashion as you described :)

Bring on the pumpkin-wisdom!

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I'm backing Bogfrog though I feel she.needs more testosterone to compete effectively. She will whip your sorry little asses boys and you'll be running away yelling with your flaccid 'tails' between your legs I'll warrant

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Haha cheers WW :P

Your right though I do need to man up and flex my smack-talk vocabulary to incite fear into the hearts of my fellow pumpkin growers.

Must be time to go collect some horse-poo then!

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Lol Bogfrog I suspect your gentle sweetness is intimidation enough to those barbarians. Who knows how deeply traumatized they would be if a darling like you were to win?

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So who else is needing to grow in a container? My massive tub is composting away as I speak, I reckon ill be giving incog a run for his money!

You can't talk that much dribble and still have time to grow pumpkins ;-)

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I'll be starting in a container, then moving to the super-enriched, organic goodness, roadkill supercharged bed of superior clay soil when the ground finally warms up.

which may not be until well into October/ early November :o

If a Taswegian wins there is going to be tears.....

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So who else is needing to grow in a container? My massive tub is composting away as I speak, I reckon ill be giving incog a run for his money

Even if you only water them once, you'll give him a run for his money!

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I'm going to give a container grow a go. I don't have much space though so I don't know how successful I'll be.

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He was speaking to you hillsilly!

Bogfrog can't win, she's a kiwi, since when have the kiwis beaten an Aussie at anything?

Tasmanians certainly can't win, from what ive researched the extra limbs has made the simple art of pumpkin growing to complex. U will probably grow a cauliflower or something save yourself the embarrassment dude.

Container douches may as well give up right now, (pumpkins In containers? Bah!)

I'm the shit, I shall prevail!

I have a few lil secrets up my sleeve- prepare thyselves- the spring of Incognito is approaching fast, it is going to be horrible to watch y'all struggle.

I can smell the

Envy already.

Just don't take it to heart guys... What can I say.. I'm just way awesome.

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Oh whoops he was speaking to me.

Dood your second on my pumpkin list now.

I shall soon be giving my army of well trained and very hungry slug secret service their missions.

You signed your own demise calling my pumpkins out... Buddy.

Victory will have never tasted sooooo sweet.

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Whitewind stop hitting on my intergf or you will make my freakin list hmmmkay ??

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Just about to PM Bogfrog with some fantastic ideas I have for achieving maximum growth. Not that she needs help, I just thought it might demoralise the opposition if I mentioned it.

Ha ha ha ha!

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Whitewind u just made third on the list.

I lost then plot long before you ever heard my name and I'm STILL gonna own all of you with my princely pumpkin.

Make way bitches.

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so just to re-iterate:

you are allowed to grow the seed within any sized container,of any specifications,in whatever whimsical, non-soil medium using any, funky, nute,concoctions you want.

Is this right?

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Yup.

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