bullit Posted June 7, 2013 jesus louises thelema is that ya offspring jokes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Presidente Hillbillios Posted June 7, 2013 i think this should turn into a mermaid porn thread 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted June 7, 2013 (edited) My 13 yr d nephew wants a tattoo of ariel from the little mermaid with her boobies out. I'm tempted to pay for it to be done and pose as his consenting parent. I worship the kid, even snoop dogg could only ever wish to be as naturally cool. Edited June 7, 2013 by incognito 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qualia Posted June 7, 2013 (edited) so shopped it looks like cgi edit: actually cgi looks more natural than that these days Edited June 7, 2013 by qualia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scarecrow Posted June 7, 2013 The whole thing .. climaxes at 36 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKSzgMwynDE Wow, that's really interesting. I'm especially impressed by the reaction of the danish authorities. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bogfrog Posted June 8, 2013 This one's mermaidy enough for me 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whitewind Posted June 8, 2013 Aquatic Ape Hypothesis The Great Flood Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Belching Posted June 8, 2013 Mermaids are rubbish from an evolutionary perspective. They're slow, and don't really have built in weapons or defense mechanisms. Maybe they're so rare because they've all been eaten. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whitewind Posted June 9, 2013 Mermaids are rubbish from an evolutionary perspective. They're slow, and don't really have built in weapons or defense mechanisms. Maybe they're so rare because they've all been eaten. They are unlikely from an evolutionary perspective, but certainly not impossible. Humans are slow, and don't have built in weapons or defense mechanisms. But we seem to be doing alright. In fact, our biggest threat is probably ourselves. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazonian Posted June 9, 2013 These mermaids look very familiar ??! 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whitewind Posted June 9, 2013 Hey, here's an evolutionary hypothesis. Mermaids and Neanderthals are two lines of a hominid group, many thousands of years old. They diverged when one group lived near the water (as in the Aquatic Ape theory) and eventually evolved into mermaids. The others continued to live on land. However, there was some cross-breeding between the two, and eventually a new group evolved - humans, who contain both the DNA of Neanderthals (known) and Mermaids (hitherto unknown). That's why we contain similarities between the two groups. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whitewind Posted June 9, 2013 Why is it the girls have such awesome pics of mermaid? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
planthelper Posted June 9, 2013 These mermaids look very familiar ??! it's me, I like it! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whitewind Posted June 9, 2013 I'm beginning to think I have a mermaid fetish... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coolname Posted June 9, 2013 They are unlikely from an evolutionary perspective, but certainly not impossible. Humans are slow, and don't have built in weapons or defense mechanisms. But we seem to be doing alright. In fact, our biggest threat is probably ourselves. but i am a ninja, so i am incredibly fast and my whole body is a lethal weapon and a defense mechanism. at the same time 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paradox Posted June 9, 2013 (edited) They are unlikely from an evolutionary perspective, but certainly not impossible. it's as close to impossible as you're likely to get. seeing as the evolutionary stream that eventually led to mammals diverged from fish over 400 millions years ago & homo sapiens has only been around for about 250,000 years.. i could go on.. but do i really need to? am i missing the joke here? edit: i haven't seen that vid, so i probably missed the joke/humorous element to this thread & i'm just being a kill joy again? Edited June 9, 2013 by paradox 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whitewind Posted June 9, 2013 Animals devolve, or re-evolve surprisingly frequently. It's a mistake to believe that evolution can't happen quickly, go along the same paths as other species, and the like. Mermaids look like humans, so are very likely to be more recent developments than the divergence between us and fish, and more recent than the divergence between land and sea based mammals. It's more likely a re-evolution to be able to live in water after the ability to live on land (see the Aquatic Ape hypothesis). Perhaps the tail isn't quite a tail as we have imagined it - it might be two long legs with flaps of skin and webs between the toes. If they are intelligent, the tail might even be a form of clothing rather than an actual body part. How the lungs handle water, though, is something I might be unable to answer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halcyon Daze Posted June 9, 2013 Well here's how we are evolving... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bullit Posted June 9, 2013 or like kevin costner in waterworld??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paradox Posted June 9, 2013 (edited) i'm all for the mermaid porn Edited June 9, 2013 by paradox Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
