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Okay, so I've been getting back into Hip-Hop after maybe around a 4 year break of not listening to it

and I thought "let's be creative" and have fun writing rhymes/raps.

I always beatbox for friends when they freestyle, while we're out (usually drunk), so it'll be nice to see

what Shamans will rap about, instead of the people I'm usually with.

So I gues a few quick rules? you can bag/diss as a friendly joke, but no serious bagging... don't want

to start any beef/upset anyone... (eg. you did a fart now you smell like poo = ✓, your face looks like a

rotting vagina = X) I mean unless people are okay with that... idk to be honest!

Let's start the rhyme with something shitty and sublime,

my words might be alright and fine, if I whinny and I whine,

but it's not a crime to rap badly on time,

although when it's in its prime and I stand out and shine!

nothing too good but let's hear what words you can put together!

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no 1 here can rap lol

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I am still thinking . :)

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maybe i'm tripp'n .....

*does rap hand movements

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Hahaha..I used to do this for fun. Here goes, call me Sleezy E:

I'ma come like a cucumber

Wrapped in plastic

Been twistin' around like we're at gymnastics

Keeps clawin' my back like it's chiropractic

I think she's having a reaction, might be anaphylactic

But she ain't lookin' for no EpiPen - this shit is fantastic

Gonna build that tension up, then let it snap like elastic

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YO JON DEF WHERE IS MY NEXT LEVEL BEAT

I LOVE COCK

COCK COCK COCK ALL OVER MY FACE

AS LONG AS ITS BIG I DONT CARE ABOUT RACE

YOU THINK MY RAP HAS NO CLASS

HA I DID IT ALL WITH A COCK UP MY ARSE

SOME PEOPLE LOVE COFFEE AND CREAMIN

I DONT CARE AS LONG AS IT TASTE LIKE SEMEN

WO WO BIG RED WHATS THE BIZ

YO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND COVER ME IN JIZ

NA BIG RED YOU AINT GAY

SO WHAT I LOVE COCK ANYWAY

COCK COCK COCK MMMMM COCK

I LOVE THE COCK SOUND

MINE IS SO BIG I DRAG IT ALONG THE GROUND

BIG RED SOME GIRLS DONT LIKE TO SWALLOW

THATS OK JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES MORE TO FOLLOW

HEY BIG RED ARE YOU IN HEAT

SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH SKEET SKEET SKEET

HE BIG RED THIS AINT GANTSA RAP

YO SHUT THE FUCK OR YOU WILL GET A TURKEY SLAP

YEAH BIG RED YOUR TAKING OVER THE PLACE

AHHHHHHHHHH YEAH ALL OVER YOUR FACE

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You know you love me, I know you care
Just shout whenever, and I'll be there
You are my love, you are my heart
And we will never, ever, ever be apart

Are we an item? Guy, quit playin'
"We're just friends," what are you sayin'?
Said "there's another," and looked right in my eyes
My first love broke my heart for the first time

And I was like bigred, bigred, bigred, oh
Like bigred, bigred, bigred, no
Like bigred, bigred, bigred, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Bigred, bigred, bigred, oh
Like bigred, bigred, bigred, no
Like bigred, bigred, bigred, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

For you, I would have done whatever
And I just can't believe we're here together
And I wanna play it cool, but I'm losin' you
I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring

And I'm in pieces, bigred fix me
And just shake me 'til you wake me from this bad dream
I'm goin' down, down, down, down
And I just can't believe my first love won't be around

And I'm like baby, baby, baby, oh
Like bigred, bigred, bigred, no
Like bigred, bigred, bigred, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Bigred, bigred, bigred, oh
Like bigred, bigred, bigred, no
Like bigred, bigred, bigred, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

When I was 13, I had my first love
There was nobody that compared to my bigred
And nobody came between us who could ever come above
He had me going crazy, oh I was starstruck asred fucked
He woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks

He made my heart arse pound
I skip a beat when I see him in the street
And at school on the playground
But I really wanna see him on a weekend
he know he got me dazin' 'cause he was so amazin'
And now my heart is breakin' but I just keep on sayin'

Bigred, bigred, bigred, oh
Like bigred, bigred, bigred, no
Like bigred, bigred, bigred, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Bigred, bigred, bigred, oh
Like bigred, bigred, bigred, no
Like bigred, bigred, bigred, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

I'm all gone
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now I'm all gone
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now I'm all gone
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now I'm all gone, gone, gone, gone
I'm gone

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gonna give some own lyric stuff

5 years in SAB , multi-talented muthafuck

yo english is not my first language

smoke cannabis , dont die in anguish

understand this?

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123 let's all go be free

When life gives you lemons

Get into some delirium tremens

Fruit tree fruit tree

123 let's all go be free

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who's the rip-rap master, i do the shit fasta

than an italian grandma making pasta,

so now, then or hereafter, it'd be a disaster

if anybody tried to cock battle big red,

they'd get fed, a stomach full of semen, end up dead

so I fled the scene, with a spread of vegemite and cream

thought it was a dream, that i looked like a nymphet you see

with my cassette and my cd, trying to flee to my corvette with speed

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^^^^

awesome

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what yr talking about , speed?

what kind of speed? the kind I dig

is ( I thΙnk) amp[hetamine hydrocloride

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i thought about doing a rap with naughty by nature opp

You down with S.A.B . Yeah you know me

lets hear your lyrics

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In Australia we have lots of different cultures

Yobbo, Bevan, Ocker ,housezo , Liberals .people from Ipswich,

I am none of these cultures

ENTER THE GINJA

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its kind of hard with out a beat should use Reason and bust out some beats

I found some cubes they started to turn blue

so i mixed it with honey to kick of the brew

so bubble bubble bubble drink drink drink

white purple and orange with a dash of pink

Im back in a dream the feeling is strong

To dream a trip or even describe it in song

just one more cup to get the visions flying

so bubble bubble bubble drink drink drink

That was the last cube back to the fields of stink

Then i wake up with my girlfriend who right on the edge

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u crazy hippie niggas lol BIATCH

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You might be the illest MC to ever try disrespect,

but I'm the realest cool G that has the flow to effect,

it'll hit you indirect, in the form of respect,

but what do you expect, when it's coming from my erect,

arm, making people march around with a charm,

that could infect any cutey slaving around in a barn

but it's no harm to leave your fathers farm,

and come see me, gleam so brightly, like a star

travel further than far

and hit the distance that's away from home away from heart

travel off the chart

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im comin straight outta compton

a crazy motherfucker named icecube

from the gang called niggas with attitude....

wait i think that might have been done by someone else already

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Lololol bigred wins!! I couldn't get through half his first rap before I near did a wee in my pants.

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Please someone give a beat and record that first rap. Big Red and DJ MUTANT. That sounds not that bad? You both are enthusiastic enough to come out with the finished goods. I back yas in :)

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Big Red just owned this thread.

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