incognito Posted June 7, 2013 (edited) Excuse me mute? What was that? It's hard to decipher your kind of rap?This Broken English sounds so tarded, like a turd just up and farted,But please go on and have some fun, reads like A battle with Kim Jong-un ;) But no worries were all hicks, I'm all for us Comparing dicks, here in Aus- strong dollar, re-la-tive peace, Would love to say that much for Greece ;) Edited June 7, 2013 by incognito 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mud Posted June 7, 2013 (edited) Phat hams will hump, over all manner of bump. Whether honey baked Sam,or Sammety's slovenly funk.With psychic six shots: you can float above fools and punks..and part solid tides of the minds ride to the beat of Earth.. and Psy.. with Trunk: and Trees and CHUNK!This is sow eye magin' bush beats flavoured with a little hiphop Skunk!Psychedelic sounds meets sights with lights, in your minds eye-whether smooth or rough.Don't know if you can read this muck- or if i've just word-saladed like Seuss in a cup.Ready for sao's and stuff..for if the losers of this hip-hop battle dare, were made to eat their own spunk.(and as if I'll care)There!A dirty rhyme I've coughed up just for you-(hair)Ball.(Ahem).*Snore.That's me out for this round,just thought i'd rhyme in and prepare y'all.peace and mud Edited June 7, 2013 by mud 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted June 8, 2013 (edited) ~off I go to the back of the row I never realised that the boys where all show I was pretty happy to just sit and observe But it now appears that I've hit a raw nerve I can't help myself when I get called out, Now on their lips red and mute they wear a pout This always happens, I can't be fake No longer play with boys who can give, but not take! I'm sorry it appears that you two boys I just beat, But you signed your own demise when you asked to bring the heat ;) Edited June 8, 2013 by incognito 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mud Posted June 8, 2013 (edited) Amidst the noise, I false flag 'orchestral'. In the confusion dark Sabbers fall like Darth Maul.thinking they're all that n then some, taking saber stabs up the bum till they're minds cum.Don't know if u call that fun.But it'd make me quickly runback to my Alexandria of jokes and puns. Where my words tilt through linear time to the sound of nun's.Turning tricks on the devils gun.But keep on chewing that gum. Ask, 'Wuh?' while u thin of some.King.Whether smart or dumb- (I'll win)Mute or blind. (without sin) Think I wrote this rhyme? (bin) Nah, I'll just let forth some sublime mind to make it numb.And dull the chun.Der!Can u match this beat,Ner'D'light this rhyme fur!!!,it's the side I like to Erron.So u better slurp that bong- cos i've got grand scale symphonies to proceed this rantwhile the others stop and pant. And polish their dong.I've got no need for chance. Destinies laid down this kill.The illest Jedi to ever fit the bill. (laden)Wrong?I don't care.. 'One' writes the music and the song. Actors, stage and morewhile this cosmic dramaI couple, with perfect score.(Gong!!!...)Is Red gonna Simon, or says with fez? I'm expecting 10, cos he must've already thrown down his best?I''ll be over here as this hill, while you climb with zest-to try and catch the mud golemn atop the castle;with his Gorilla chest.Now, concering a wait with no resistance- I think i'll rest. : ) Edited June 8, 2013 by mud 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mud Posted June 8, 2013 Corss hatching the abstractscan't lose when you've got no factsI like to pull Rabbits out of hatswith no fixed signal to bareback.Can't wait till this thread turns viraland Sabbers unleash a plant based spiralupon the muggles who legislate tidalwaves of spirit opression:lets make it final! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted June 9, 2013 That was awesome- can anyone link the "there's a cricket in my house" song that gets played on jjj? Rap can be so much fun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Deformed Posted June 9, 2013 UhhI got seven Mac-11's, about eight, .38'sNine 9's, ten Mac-10's, the shits never endYou can't touch my richesEven if you had MC Hammer and them 357 bitchesBiggie Smalls, the millionaire, the mansion, the yachtThe two weed spots, the two hot glocksHAH, that's how I got the weed spotI shot dread in the head, took the bread and the landspreadLil' Gotti got the shotty to your bodySo don't resist, or you might miss ChristmasI tote guns, I make number runsI give emcees the runs drippin;when I throw my clip in the A.K., I slay from far awayEverybody hit the D-E-C-KMy slow flows remarkablePeace to MatteoNow we smoke weed like Tony Montana sniff the llelloThat's crazy blunts, mad L'sMy voice excels from the avenue to jailcellsOh my God I'm droppin shit like a pigeonI hope you're listenin, smackin babies at they christeningSo you better grab your pistolcause if you sit still, I'm gonna make your fuckin shit spillAnd I'm talkin bout buckets, why did I have to do it?Sadat said fuck it, you got a gun, nigga bust itCause I got mo' shots to pop-yaBig Pop-pa, breakin you off somethin properSignin off is the hardcore rap singera.k.a. crack slinger, bring it anytime niggaCome on motherfuckers, come onCome on motherfuckers, come onCome on motherfuckers, come onCome on motherfuckers, come on 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutant Posted June 9, 2013 inco, its cool you realised the boys are all show - oh! cause I was thinking , y'know, that the show must go on! give us a break or better go to blue mountains to find some subs or stick your ass in the snow and when you fart it will be farting brown fountains higher altitudes , what's with all the attitudes? were I live I need 20 minutes from see shore to a 1800 meters berg we got it all , yo so whats the thing about strong dollar no need to teach me how to be a bogan i'am bogan at heart , and I hit like a cobra electro noise rap freek, but in the heart a rock'N' roller so where the fuck is the show is going ? with two sagi's playing along it can never be boring you said something about ozzies and greeks and rest paraphernalia ozzies pay me so that they smuggle my lophos is australia === NON RAP propositions hey all you think you would like to record your raps along with other SABBERS in a kong track with many feat's speak up. Or am I the only one to find this a great idea? I have a couple beats I was thinking, and I got an awesome beat from a casio keyboard I was wanting to use. What a think? sabry? bigred? inco? mud? johnny? should we propose a general theme let me record the beat and let you listen 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutant Posted June 9, 2013 (edited) https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/6074540/2012%20extra/two-candidate-beats.mp3 hope you can hear this a short recording from microphone so this is not the real quality of the sample, which is anyways grainy and digital, probably only 8 bit cause its one cheapy ass casio where its coming from anyways, its 2 beats , I strongly prefer the first one, but I put another cool, more funky one... oh I added the FILL-in button for the first one, cool for a change no need we should choose these ones, but I really think the 1st one is awesome, and coming from a popular casio hardware, it should make quite a few people feel something when they hear it come on come on lets create something collective. its more easy than drawing something collectively through electronic programs and photo editing. audio mixing is more easy Edited June 9, 2013 by mutant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted June 9, 2013 Yeah man I'd have a go, I'm not a rapper or either a rap writer I've just read enough dr Seuss books to my lil girl to be able to slap a rhyming word at the end of a short sentence lol But sure I have no idea how I would go about it you would have to spell out how to do everything very clearly in a way that a tard like me would understand. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted June 10, 2013 Just remember what says in the battle,Stays in the battle .So no going off all pissed off because you got burnt . Remember this is all in good fun As for starting a record label yeah im down everything is virtual . So why not have a virtual rap group. Plus its about music as well not just a bunch of crude lyrics you have to have the soul 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted June 10, 2013 + 1 million dude lmfao that is so my ring tone 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted June 10, 2013 How does one make that their ringtone on a iPhone 4? How mint is it?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted June 10, 2013 (edited) Johny what is the name of that ? I'd like to share it with my nephew. I will post a rap he did at his brothers 21st soon with his permission. He was absolutely amazing. Looks and sounds like a white skinned, blue eyed blonde haired biggee smalls. He has alot of talent and a vivid imagination- I think he has ALOT of potential. That 14 yr old kid has seen and experienced more than most 60 yr olds. I'm quite taken with my lil neph' "fruba" I have seen him "sing" the most amazing dubstep on shrooms as well. If a known performer Could tutor, take him under his wing I think he could go all the way. He's a beautifully hearted kid, has more personality in his little finger than most people have in their whole body's, an is so sharp and witty with more life experience than ALOT of people I know. Here's to you mc a-rab.(his rap name lol) ill see what I can do about posting some vids up. "Power of energy" his dubstep "song" is a must see. He literally had 15 trippers thinking he was the bee all and end all of the universe. Fuken love that kid he IS psychedelics Edited June 10, 2013 by incognito 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sethomopod Posted June 10, 2013 (edited) Well I think up a plan,and I pick up a can, then hit a big, pink pick up van with a tag on every panel, creating eyesores and hated by the public, But if you could draw what I draw, and paint it, you'd love it But fuck it, they're sposed to make the grade, So they shrug it off and concentrate on gettin paid and laid. But when the truck gets sprayed, I get the fuck away, What you see is what you say, My M. O. SLAY! And you wish you could, swing your fists in my hood, but you couldn't beat me cos I beef so good And besides, you don't even know my name, If I walked past you and said "Hi", you'd probably wave, After dark I operate with precision reflexes, I'm driven by perplexing intense dream projections, through my senses, Transcending into excellence reflected in a sentence in a effort for the essence, My intelligence stretches past the best french sketches, Lecturers bet my guesses cos they're checking the freshest, I'm better than devilled eggs and pepper for breakfast, The message intended, You're never gonna get this. I'm deeper than the hole from which you crawled out, To even the score now, no more holding out, When you all have settled down and sold out, I'll still be puttin up and gettin down and spittin sounds from my mouth! Not my rap, but I wrote the music for it... Edited June 10, 2013 by sethomopod 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutant Posted June 10, 2013 inco depends on your computer I am still using an -ancient for todays standards- AMD athlon 3200 from say 15 years ago? I got it with Windows XP Anywayz, I recommend using Adobe Audition, its a pretty basic and oldskool mixer, where its very easy to mix two-3 channels together. I am actually using one of the old versions of Audition (which is actually coming directly from legendary Cooledit (Adobe bought it) casue the newer versions were running very slow. PM me Hey you liked the beat? You in? Should I record a 7 min track with it? WHO PARTICIPATES? inco says yes if you guide him, bigred is also in WHO else? (hey I am rapping in greek , yo, the english accent is lousy and funny, lol) in what order we rap ? (I dont care about having a verse, I like the wu-tang style, each rapper does his style in the same beat) please make suggestions! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted June 10, 2013 (edited) Come on motherfuckers sabers, come onCome on motherfuckers sabers, come onCome on motherfuckers sabers, come onCome on motherfuckers sabers, come on Uhh I got the ill styles causing others mc's dread From a baptism of fire was born Bigred hard hitting full of life the gansta way of life hey give me a toothbrush i will give you a knife So get your guns axes bombs whatever dude I will shoot you all down with my positive attitude Life is up and down full of swirls I praise the lord for every girl im walking on eggshells quiet as a mouse then i go visit the super secret GREENHOUSE my shit is kronic choice and super dank all females are beautiful not one a skank Rolling a fatty and chilling with my boys i live large i have all the toys some people say i live a life of shame But hey dont hate the player hate the game Edited June 10, 2013 by Bigred Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutant Posted June 10, 2013 found out about this one http://www.buttonbass.com/ cool check out these beats http://www.buttonbass.com/FreestyleMic1.html I like the top left Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutant Posted June 10, 2013 (edited) hey fuckers do the links work? hey inco hear how its done https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/6074540/sab/sab-test.mp3 inco, its cool you realised the boys are all show - oh! cause I was thinking , y'know, that the show must go on! give us a break or better go to blue mountains to find some subs or stick your ass in the snow and when you fart it will be farting brown fountains higher altitudes , what's with all the attitudes? were I live I need 20 minutes from see shore to a 1800 meters berg we got it all , yo so whats the thing about strong dollar no need to teach me how to be a bogan i'am bogan at heart , and I hit like a cobra electro noise rap freek, but in the heart a rock'N' roller so where the fuck is the show is going ? with two sagi's playing along it can never be boring you said something about ozzies and greeks and rest paraphernalia ozzies pay me so that they smuggle my lophos is australia hey inco this is the main loop track , aka the musick and beat and all did not change the lyrics to sing it yo and a single recorded track ( it includes no backing vocals, that almost always give a tighter feeling in studio recordings) so the backing vocals is an additional track you record apart from the main track of course with such a program you can record a "difficult part" in different tracks, in different takes some times the breath is not enough to record a brilliant rap raps should be eventually written so as to be able to be sung, and have special gaps - pauses, for breaths, and all if you dont manage to sound somewhat cool or what I promise to write my part in english, so I amuse you what do you think about this beat? its off that buttonbass site I created a new thread http://www.shaman-australis.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=35838 Edited June 10, 2013 by mutant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny Deformed Posted June 20, 2013 I gots a riddem for you fuckers to spit over. Work in progress, let us know eh ? http://www.reverbnation.com/dubiouscompound/song/17715987-rimmming Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutant Posted June 20, 2013 (edited) I dig, I can spit over it. ANd it being slow, I think most people will be able to rap on it. I definately prefer beats with a bit more than a bassline as music, though... f.e. here I would like a ska-dub melody/piano/whatever playing in the same melody as the bass. Edited June 20, 2013 by mutant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Micromegas Posted June 20, 2013 Man when I was a kid I always was a rapper or a shaman Same biz with words we be a healin’ or a harmin’ Now who’s performin’ when the clouds they be a formin’ I’m a brallin and stormin’ behind the bike shed, turned like jungles in my head I was never fit for that bullshit being fed by the teacher I doubt they’d ever reach ya, til the liquid flowing red, or right out my vein – the main vein – to decipher what was pain, I heard a whisper the background and grew wings felt the air rushing up I grew unsteady on my pins and took flight… Now that I’m grown up I’m neither rapper nor a shaman, not a healer nor a squealer, forgot all about behind the bike shed Forgot all about the dreams I had once inside my head All imagination’s dead – I musta learnt too much about what those lazy teachers said to ever think about it real, Forgot how to listen soon forgot how to feel. I think I’m spending time writing off deep karma’s debt, I couldn’t check it at the door, Everytime I make an action I can’t help accruing more, and more, piles up upon the floor, I’m starting to feel sick and there’s a serpent in the room, there’s a jungle in the air, a misstep, mismatched pair – God doesn’t care – I’m all alone now wanting to get home; if I die do I get home? Fuck it, even then I must atone, I’m so alone. But the song will swing around and around How much does it cost to invent a new sound never heard before, I’m still buried to my neck by the karma at my door still riding on the back of the serpent seen before – but I’m more like a bird We – all – have – wings – Just like we all got karma, and hells and heavens within Man I can’t believe this man has ever learnt this song out in the jungle, or back behind the bike shed? I got two teacher’s voices like virtuosos in my head, it’s a cacophony of truth, a sumptuousness of rainbows whose colours need no proof – I’m aloof? But I’ve been here before, I saw these rainbows on my roof when I lay dead upon the floor. Karma, fuck it give me more, I’d like to come right round again, I’d bargain a moment’s pleasure against an eternity of pain If I could help the world change. But it was never quite as simple as all that – Even what the trees say can’t all be taken down as fact Just like the old man can’t get his childhood back but we can smile at the past, and we can sit upon the bank fishing lessons as the water’s flowing fast – What has the Buddha said? You must escape the rat-race – If you see me in the street slap me right across the face Ah fuck it, om shanti om, Hallelujah, Two rights can make a wrong, any fool can make a song any fool can clear his karma on the path he walks upon – if a plant can be a teacher, anyone can play the fool if a plant can be a teacher anyone can learn the rule of the lord eternal life is like a circle or a pool of water, or an evaporated puddle I got my head in the huddle, in the hustle round behind the bike shed – am I dreaming, or dead? – there’s song in the jungle; I fidget and fumble, the light’s come on, the thunder rumbles There’s no need to explain, One half of the battle become my pleasure and the loss becomes the gain – Every day is not the same – I hesitate to explain; I’m neither rapper, nor shaman; I’m a half grown plant in a universal garden. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irabionist Posted June 20, 2013 Hehe I love that this is taking off!Just wanted to share my favorite hiphop tune at the moment. It's just so raw! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites