Show off your freaks

[Gollum]

Not mine, but I stumbled across this today while scouring the web for porn. Never seen anything like it!

[coolname]

Here is my freakiest freak for some seeds that nitrogen was kind enough to send me. Tpc x juuls

[hostilis]

Ariocarpus fissuratus "Godzilla variegata"

Ariocarpus fissuratus variegata

L. williamsii caespitosa variegata

L. diffusa variegata (from seed)

[dawnbeaver]

[☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ]

Los crestardos majores

also with flu coming out of my system atm , i hacked up somethn that looked a lot like ....

a miniature varigated crest

i was gna take a pic but ick! so i had to flick it out the window on to the lawn

-took considerable effort to dislodge it from my throat lining tho

just got the rest out ,,, think this one looks more like a chimera ... dare I take a pic b4 it drips off my finger and gets forever lost between my keys?

.....

Edited November 20, 2014 by ☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ

[zed240]

I think this guy is going to go back to normal now. Hopefully he stays mutant but I'm guessing he won't.

[watertrade]

Not great pics but interesting plants.

L jourdaniana.

[Berengar]

My penis is growing spines from the tip! Is this normal? Should I see someone about it?

[DiscoStu]

what's wrong with this? it got hit by orange rot about 2 years ago, i cut the rot out and left it out of soil for a long while (i forgot about it), then planted it and now it looks stupid. that orange part on top isn't a foreign body, it's part of the flesh,

[Dreamwalker.]

my penis won't even grow...let along sprout spikes...it just sits there month after month...nada....tempted to graft its tip onto 1 of my big mama's san p...

Edited December 7, 2014 by Dreamwalker.

[Evil Genius]

Hi Disco Stu, Plants sometimes need years until all the Traces of Orange Rot disappear completely. Maybe give it a chemical Treatment with a strong Fungicide. That should get rid of it, though i think it will take a couple of years until it looks totally normal again.

[mutant]

DiscoStu, seem it could benefit and widen up in a more sunny spot

pachanoi crest (kada) that terminated its tip. it has two new branches in the base

two brands of myrtillocactus crest/monstrosa

large pachanoi crests (the columnar is another bigger sample of the "kada" strain)

Pachycereus marginatus crest and mandrake seedlings

One seemingly regular Myrtillocactus but which was taken off a crest and rooted. Look forward to what happens

more rooted myrti crests next to pachanoi crests damaged by spidermite earlier in the season

[hostilis]

Some ario astro variegates and koh-yos. Some of them haven't shown any koh-yo traits yet though, but the seeds were definitely funky with variegates.

Edited November 28, 2014 by hostilis

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[☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ]

My penis is growing spines from the tip! Is this normal? Should I see someone about it?

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wow i just love the tip of your ....penis , looks like its smiling x] and the spines are like 2 eyes

little shop of horrors but in bonsai,....

seymour

Edited December 9, 2014 by ☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ

[Dreamwalker.]

my penis won't even grow...let along sprout spikes...it just sits there month after month...nada....tempted to graft its tip onto 1 of my big mama's san p...

...having just wrote this ....it seems to be developing a tumour on its side ....reminds me of 1 of ...Jim Jefferies (comedian) penis tumour stories......

my penis is pupping......yahh!

Edited December 7, 2014 by Dreamwalker.

[_Cursive]

my penis won't even grow...let along sprout spikes...it just sits there month after month...nada....tempted to graft its tip onto 1 of my big mama's san p...

Have you repotted it in recent years? I found with mine they did the same (or VERY slooow growth) until I repotted them! Lots of nutrient rich soil and they'll take off!

[Dreamwalker.]

Have you repotted it in recent years? I found with mine they did the same (or VERY slooow growth) until I repotted them! Lots of nutrient rich soil and they'll take off!

I was generously given it by a member up North last season...as a cutting...tried grafting but it fell off...didn't want to risk losing any more, so I potted it...its pupping now...so all is good...tempted to cut & graft the pup...

[Auxin]

I had a TPQC X TPM sprout a big honkin' crest pup at the base so I decided to cut off the columnar bit and graft it.

Went on normal for a while and then had an identity crisis.

Now I have a ten and three halves ribbed columnar sporting a cactus mohawk.

[mutant]

Penis growing slowly.... could it be the crest? Tangich "penis" seems to do a crestation like welted wax crest strain does.

The melted wax seems to be doing penis from time to time, I haven't yet rooted those penises to see what hapens

[Philocacti]

Tangich - from what I understand tbm A (long former) grow few spines along their column, unlike tbm B

[quarterflesh]

Heaps of monster cereus flowers about to pop

[☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ]

good-pic sunshine today

last two are from awesome SABbages

Edited December 11, 2014 by ☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ

[Berengar]

Tangich - from what I understand tbm A (long former) grow few spines along their column, unlike tbm B

This is a regular short clumping tbm, but it was grafted onto a large Pereskiopsis. The segments started growing normally, then just continued to grow, the tips never terminated. I remember watering the graft with a strong fertilizer solution, then both growing segments started producing new areoles from the tip a week or so later.

[mutant]

never seen such a crest-like curling occur in the regular short form type B , like in yo pic, tang, . But I have only grafted them once, in hylo, this must be some 3-4 y . o . graft, still alive .

grafting melted wax in a largish specimen of TIG AKA fig fucker bridgesii, resulted in the biggest dick I have ever seen, and its still going - so hopefully we will measure it sometime soon.