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He is a boy sleeping against a mosque wall, ejaculates wet dreaming

into a thousand cunts pink and smooth as sea shells

William s Burroughs The Naked Lunch

its a awesome book really out there

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Shoot all the bluejay's you want , if you can hit em, but remember its a sin to kill a mockingbird

To kill a mockingbird, Harper Lee

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“I've never been lonely. I've been in a room -- I've felt suicidal. I've been depressed. I've felt awful -- awful beyond all -- but I never felt that one other person could enter that room and cure what was bothering me...or that any number of people could enter that room. In other words, loneliness is something I've never been bothered with because I've always had this terrible itch for solitude. It's being at a party, or at a stadium full of people cheering for something, that I might feel loneliness. I'll quote Ibsen, "The strongest men are the most alone." I've never thought, "Well, some beautiful blonde will come in here and give me a fuck-job, rub my balls, and I'll feel good." No, that won't help. You know the typical crowd, "Wow, it's Friday night, what are you going to do? Just sit there?" Well, yeah. Because there's nothing out there. It's stupidity. Stupid people mingling with stupid people. Let them stupidify themselves. I've never been bothered with the need to rush out into the night. I hid in bars, because I didn't want to hide in factories. That's all. Sorry for all the millions, but I've never been lonely. I like myself. I'm the best form of entertainment I have. Let's drink more wine!”

― Charles Bukowski.

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Mix clay to create a container
In its emptiness, there is the function of a container

 

-Ch. 11, Tao Te Ching

Edited by hashslingr
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I just heard a new one today, from the lips of a knife wieding psycho.

"I'm not a junkie, I'm straight as a nuns cunt."

Edited by SallyD

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I used to be undecided , but now i'm not so sure.

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Heres some-

http://www.shaman-au...=1

 

Well that killed this thread.

Edited by mr b.caapi
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I just heard a new one today, from the lips of a knife wieding psycho.

"I'm not a junkie, I'm straight as a nuns cunt."

 

An acquaintance of mine who likes a drink says " I'm as dry as a nuns c***" lol.

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If your fucked on land your fucked on water.

Told that by an old drunk, probably the best piece of wisdom/advice I've ever heard :)

Edited by incognito
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"The fucking fuckers fucking fucked" Big Col.

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I can't stand cricket but there has been heaps of good quotes come from the players and commentators.

"He's usually a good puller – but he couldn't get it up that time." - Richie Benaud

"In the back of Hughes' mind must be the thought that he will dance down the piss and mitch one." – Tony Greig

Glen Mcgrath to Eddo Brandes: "Hey Eddo! Why are you so fucking fat?"

Eddo Brandes: "Because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit!"

"The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast that delivery was" Richie Benaud

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It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

- Krishnamurti

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“Great things are not accomplished by those who yield to trends and fads and popular opinion.”
Jack Kerouac

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“You are most powerful when you are most silent. People never expect silence. They expect words, motion, defense, offense, back and forth. They expect to leap into the fray. They are ready, fists up, words hanging leaping from their mouths. Silence? No.”

― Alison McGhee

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"All things must pass."

- George Harrison

 

Edited by gtarman

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"Keep your mouth shut, and ur bowels open"

- my dad

"If you have nothing nice to say don't say it all"

- my mum

"And the whores will have their trinkets"

- my gran

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"If the American people ever find out what we have done they would chase us down the street and lynch us". -George H.W. Bush

Edited by anon
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“Whether concerns are genuine or an expression of prejudice is not clear, but over time many concerns have been found to be overinflated.”

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R. Buckminster Fuller:

    "You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something,

build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete."

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“The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.” – Chinese Proverb

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Hee heee!  What grubs!

 

 

Edit:  why did I post this here?

Edited by ThunderIdeal

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"Why is self-control, autonomy, such a threat to authority? Because the person who controls himself, who is his own master, has no need for an authority to be his master. This, then, renders authority unemployed. What is he to do if he cannot control others? To be sure, he could mind his own business. But this is a fatuous answer, for those who are satisfied to mind their own business do not aspire to become authorities." - Thomas Szasz in Ceremonial Chemistry (1985)

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