Bigred Posted December 2, 2012 you ask stupid questions you get stupid answers so lets help each other out and give shity advice edit i know i spelt advice wrong edit 2 and shitty thank you in spirit for your shitty advice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazonian Posted December 2, 2012 If you accidentally hit your finger with a hammer , to take your mind of the pain in that finger, you hit a finger on the other hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted December 2, 2012 if you find yourself lost at times especially in the woods consider how lucky your friends are for ditching you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in_spirit Posted December 2, 2012 You spelt shitty wrong too so ur shitty advice should be really shity advise. This was all said with a smile please don't be offended.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alice Posted December 2, 2012 If you accidentally hit your finger with a hammer , to take your mind of the pain in that finger, you hit a finger on the other hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted December 2, 2012 actually advise is to give a opinion depends how you look at it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr b.caapi Posted December 2, 2012 if you are taking a shit in public toilet and you discover there is no paper left, ffs use your hand to wipe your ass and move along, there are people waiting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sethomopod Posted December 2, 2012 Treat em mean, keep em keen... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted December 2, 2012 if you ever find yourself in jail and you drop the soap just let it go Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foo Posted December 2, 2012 Treat em mean, keep em keen... How is that shitty advice? Thats a golden rule Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rahli Posted December 2, 2012 "let me help you or you shall surely drown" said the monkey to the fish, as he put him safely in a tree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rabelais Posted December 2, 2012 Hey, Israel. Authorise 3000 new settler homes in the West Bank, right down the middle so you cut the Palestinian state in half...the rest of the world will love you for it....trust me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazonian Posted December 2, 2012 If you are planning on hiking through a desert, you should carry a car door with you, that way , when it gets hot, you can just wind the window down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quarterflesh Posted December 2, 2012 Give me all your money, i will invest it wisely Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Psylo Posted December 2, 2012 Be wary of false prophets who claim such responsibility, yet comprehend so little. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigred Posted December 2, 2012 vote for Julia Gillard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seldom Posted December 2, 2012 never bring a gun to a spoon fight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
santiago Posted December 2, 2012 i absolutely detest "what doesnt kill you makes you stronger" its absolute common sense that what doesnt kill you actually makes you weaker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cornilius maximus Posted December 2, 2012 chocolate frogs dont swim Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr b.caapi Posted December 2, 2012 Patience is the mother of Gertrude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justin Credible Posted December 2, 2012 The compost bin is a great place for babies when you have finished with them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LokStok Posted December 2, 2012 she'll be right, we'll just get a visa at the border! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seldom Posted December 2, 2012 all types of advice, dedicated to good times and telepathy: if you choose to build your nest out of newspaper and saliva then people will not be your friend healed people heal people, hurt people hurt people going through the motions kills emotions [don't let habit eat your breakfast for you] a cocoon can also give birth to something terrible Stare into the middle distance, and try not to jump out the window Backwards encryption may be an essential but unconscious part of speech Language is the punishment "Not to withdraw from the process, but to go further, to “accelerate the process,” as Nietzsche put it: in this matter, the truth is that we haven’t seen anything yet." Machines all the way down, beautiful addictions are written into the structure of becoming, there is a Thanatos of the acacia most problems are: 1) first unconsciously played out 2) consciously registered, 3) thrown into the world as the skin of an object to be acted upon. intention only intervenes when things go wrong no such thing as information, only transformation difference ontologically precedes identity speed boats for breakfast Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr b.caapi Posted December 2, 2012 People in tin foil houses shouldnt throw hydrochloric acid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazonian Posted December 2, 2012 Some of the sayings in this thread are actually good advice,lol.. Its meant to be shitty advice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites