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THE SHITY ADVISE THREAD

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you ask stupid questions you get stupid answers

so lets help each other out and give shity advice

edit i know i spelt advice wrong edit 2 and shitty thank you in spirit for your shitty advice

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If you accidentally hit your finger with a hammer , to take your mind of the pain in that finger, you hit a finger on the other hand.

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if you find yourself lost at times especially in the woods consider how lucky your friends are for ditching you

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You spelt shitty wrong too so ur shitty advice should be really shity advise. This was all said with a smile please don't be offended..

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If you accidentally hit your finger with a hammer , to take your mind of the pain in that finger, you hit a finger on the other hand.

:)

 

 

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actually advise is to give a opinion depends how you look at it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advice

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if you are taking a shit in public toilet and you discover there is no paper left, ffs use your hand to wipe your ass and move along, there are people waiting.

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Treat em mean, keep em keen...

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if you ever find yourself in jail and you drop the soap just let it go

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Treat em mean, keep em keen...

 

How is that shitty advice? Thats a golden rule :P

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"let me help you or you shall surely drown" said the monkey to the fish, as he put him safely in a tree.

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Hey, Israel. Authorise 3000 new settler homes in the West Bank, right down the middle so you cut the Palestinian state in half...the rest of the world will love you for it....trust me.

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If you are planning on hiking through a desert, you should carry a car door with you, that way , when it gets hot, you can just wind the window down.

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Give me all your money, i will invest it wisely

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Be wary of false prophets who claim such responsibility, yet comprehend so little.

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vote for Julia Gillard

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never bring a gun to a spoon fight

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i absolutely detest "what doesnt kill you makes you stronger" its absolute common sense that what doesnt kill you actually makes you weaker.

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Patience is the mother of Gertrude.

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The compost bin is a great place for babies when you have finished with them.

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she'll be right, we'll just get a visa at the border!

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all types of advice, dedicated to good times and telepathy:

if you choose to build your nest out of newspaper and saliva then people will not be your friend

healed people heal people, hurt people hurt people

going through the motions kills emotions [don't let habit eat your breakfast for you]

a cocoon can also give birth to something terrible

Stare into the middle distance, and try not to jump out the window

Backwards encryption may be an essential but unconscious part of speech

Language is the punishment

"Not to withdraw from the process, but to go further, to “accelerate the process,” as Nietzsche put it: in this matter, the truth is that we haven’t seen anything yet."

Machines all the way down, beautiful addictions are written into the structure of becoming, there is a Thanatos of the acacia

most problems are: 1) first unconsciously played out 2) consciously registered, 3) thrown into the world as the skin of an object to be acted upon.

intention only intervenes when things go wrong

no such thing as information, only transformation

difference ontologically precedes identity

speed boats for breakfast

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People in tin foil houses shouldnt throw hydrochloric acid.

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Some of the sayings in this thread are actually good advice,lol.. Its meant to be shitty advice.

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