The Random Thread.

[Amazonian]

^ LOL !!!

Edit: doh! New page. (Dont cha hate that)

Edited April 11, 2013 by Amazonian

[bℓσωηG]

^ LOL !!!

Edit: doh! New page. (Dont cha hate that)

that was random!

http://www.k-haters.com/2013/04/most-romantic-couple.html

[Scarecrow]

that was random!

http://www.k-haters.com/2013/04/most-romantic-couple.html

oh god why

[Distracted]

http://www.quickmeme.com/Lame-Pun-Coon/

Great time waster site

[simhanada]

There is only one proper way. If you are doing it wrong it is never to late to change your ways....

http://nedroid.com/2012/09/unforgivable/

[qualia]

If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride.

For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I've been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee Julia, I've been having so much fun with my sisters this week!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to fucking find you on campus to do it myself.

I do not give a flying fuck, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying fuck, about how much you fucking love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the fucking year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I fucking repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that's not fucking possible if you're going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON'T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little shits that have talked openly about post gaming at a different frat IN FRONT OF SIGMA NU BROTHERS. Are you people fucking retarded? That's not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you're mentally slow so I can make sure you don't go to anymore night time events. If Sigma Nu openly said "Yeah we're gonna invite Zeta over", would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn't, so WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN'T be post gaming at other frats, I don't give a FUCK if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. YOU DON'T GO. YOU. DON'T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do fucking NOT convince other girls to leave with you.

"But Julia!", you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, "I've been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn't that count for something?" NO YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS HATS, IT FUCKING DOESN'T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW FUCKING WHY?!! IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING UP AT SOBER FUCKING EVENTS TOO. I've not only gotten texts about people being fucking WEIRD at sports (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like "durr what's kickball?" is not fucking funny), but I've gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. Fucking. Team. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!! I don't give a SHIT about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME? ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? Or are you just so fucking dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the greek community is going to make our matchup happy? Well it's time someone told you, NO ONE FUCKING LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR FUCKING MATCHUP. I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a fuck if you SOR me, I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU.

"Ohhh Julia, I'm now crying because your email has made me oh so so sad". Well good. If this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners at night or if you're a weird shit that does weird shit during the day, this following message is for you:

DO NOT GO TO TONIGHT'S EVENT.

I'm not fucking kidding. Don't go. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I've mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you're unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER. I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not fucking awkward than 80 that are fucking faggots. If you are one of the people that have told me "Oh nooo boo hoo I can't talk to boys I'm too sober", then I pity you because I don't know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don't fucking show up unless you're going to stop being a goddamn cock block for our chapter. Seriously. I swear to fucking God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight's event, I will tell you to leave even if you're sober. I'm not even kidding. Try me.

And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don't give a fuck. Go fuck yourself.

[nagual78]

The Easter Bunny is waiting for my kids to go to sleep so she can then go to sleep too. Would i be a bad parent if i slipped a sleeper in my kids Milo...?. (joke of course)

It pissed down and some of my boys eggs got wet. he didnt care at 5am though

[CβL]

Watched an old Kiwi film called 'The Quiet Earth'. Basically there's one man left on earth, and then he finds a girl - and it's all good. Then there's another guy - and the girl picks this new guy (but still flirts with the first guy). And I just felt such strong empathetic jealousy and anger as that was happening. I mean what the fuck can you do about that? You got rejected, and there's no more girls left, and you have to watch and hang around like some kind of seedy hyaena looking for scraps - or you could wreck it all by killing the other guy, or you could try and run away and futilely attempt to thwart your omnipotent drive for love and affection. Fuck that, that would be beyond awful. That feeling is still lingering too.

Edited April 22, 2013 by CβL

[Amazonian]

It pissed down and some of my boys eggs got wet. he didnt care at 5am though

I stopped putting the easter eggs out into the garden the night before as they didn't look very good after the slugs and snails had chewed some of the foil off, and sucked and slimed on the chocolate, plus i could only use the front garden due to the dogs in the back yard, and i was sure the neighbours kids would come and reduce the egg numbers in the early hours. My kids are past all that now, and i kinda miss it.

[Bigred]

Speech speech speech ,bestman : all i have to say "hic" is i love you bro "hic"

and last night at your bachelor party when we were at the brothel "hic " it really

dawned on me "barf" that "hic" did i say i love you bro "hic" . Best man falls over

into a pool of his own vomit and passes out. Moral of the story dont have your

bucks night the night before your wedding

[Bigred]

that site is a classic

[Bigred]

 

[Bigred]

I love TISM's poetry

 

[bℓσωηG]

I had a disturbing dream last night that Iran was attacked and bombed with nukes by the US / Israeli alliance, the world spiraled into chaos, and i remember trying to figure out where the best place to sit it out would be and how to stay safe from the radiation .

I have recently begun taking 5htp 100mg capsules x 3 per day, wow i wish i had got onto them years ago , i feel great ... but the dreams im having are so messed up

http://www.presstv.ir/detail/300590.html

Edited April 29, 2013 by bℓσωηG

[Bigred]

Can a brother get a ride back to the 90's ?????

[theuserformallyknownasd00d]

http://www.druglibrary.org/schaffer/heroin/heroin2.htm

[Amazonian]

Just got a speeding fine in the mail... $285 and minus 3 demerit points . I was doing 74km in a 60km zone (apparently,lol)), but its one of those that goes from 80 to 60 in a matter of meters. The camera flash is always going off there... its like a strobe light.

Its my first traffic offense ever ! (15 years... the length of time i have been driving). You think they coulda just gave me a warning

DOH !!!!!!!!

[simhanada]

I've just gone one too. Mine is 67 in a 60 zone. Under 10 km over so I may be able to get off with a warning, fingers crossed. I think my last (and only other one) was over two years ago.

Amz: If you have never had a ticket before its worth writing a letter for consideration. Because you were over 10km above the limit it may not work, but worth a try.

The first link mentions what you need to include in a letter. ie admitting guilt, prior good record etc

The second link mentions someone getting off a ticket whilst being 10km over

https://www.police.vic.gov.au/content.asp?document_id=10369

http://willwen.blogspot.com.au/2010/02/speeding-fine-waived.html

Edited May 13, 2013 by simhanada

[Rum and Monkeys]

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.... ... .. .

[Rum and Monkeys]

Nice and random

[Amazonian]

Amz: If you have never had a ticket before its worth writing a letter for consideration. Because you were over 10km above the limit it may not work, but worth a try.

Hmm, yeah, i guess it is worth a try. Just got car rego notice in the mail too, ugh. Money comes in one hand, and goes out the other. We are just not meant to make it in this world.

Thanks simhanada. : )

[whitewind]

I just got a $99 ticket from the ranger for parking too far from the keen. First time I have ever done it I'm a really careful parker. Pissed off cos the neighbour immediately turnned up and harangued me guess who did the dobbing? Doubly pissed cos this neighbor always leaves his bins on the grass verge all week forcing prams onto the road. Get back options please?

Only other time I parked a bit over the white line because the car next to me was right over I got a filthy letter under my windscreen wiper. Considering how much driving I do this is quite remarkable and leads me to the inevitable conclusion that people are ridiculously unforgiving and expect perfection at all times.

As I speak I'm watching some poor sucker get booked by a ranger whose job it is to fine people. Insider knowledge tells me his wages are paid for in the very first week of the financial year.

Fuck the system

[Amazonian]

^ The revenue they must pull in huh . *shakes head and frowns.

[etherealdrifter]

i wonder how big some people grew pumpkins this season

this goes out to all the pumpkins out there

a poem by Tony Hickman

_{PUMPKINS WITH GUNS}

A long time ago
When dinosaurs roamed free
Giant pumpkins were there
But they lived in the sea

Some found it cold
And moved to the land
They soon evolved
Away from the sand
It s a little known secret
In this pumpkin gameBut that s why the word Atlantic
Is a part of their name

There s another secret
I swear it s true
They are still out there
In the ocean blue

They group together
One hundred or more
And devour ships
Far from the shore

They ll eat the odd plane
That gets into a tangle
In an area they call
The Bermuda Triangle

And that ship the Titanic
Didn t hit an iceberg
It was a school of pumpkins
A pod or a herd

So trust me friend
They are carnivores
They are not like the pumpkins
You buy in the stores

When people disappear
From a shark attack
The odds are good
It was a pumpkin pack

So if you think you have
A real big winner
Don t turn your back
You might be it s dinner.

[simhanada]

I'll see if I can get a photo of my father in laws giant pumpkin, its huge!