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meditation will defeat haarp!

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Is it ok to bump a thread cos I'm bored, and wanna see peoples brain smears?

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If it gets you out of boredom yes! its fine, but it would be a classic case of thinking of yourself you selfish mongrel !!!!!!!!! :P

Whats the most romantic thing i could do for my Mrs of twenty years?

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I once took a lady friend ( who then became my girlfriend and is now my ex ) for breakfast instead of dinner, I took her to what i would call a power-spot, overlooking the ocean and across to kangaroo island for a sunrise ( which involved a three am wake-up :P ) and carefully selected assortments to feast upon.

We then walked down to a secluded beach for a fun filled day frollicking with molly and friends all by ourselves ;) ! ( no scenario is perfect and it depends on who you are and who your partner is - but that was my perfect day in the sun )

my return question is - ? what is singularity ?

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set up your bedroom or another room with candles, pleasant scents like lavender, flowers (possibly even on the bed but would have to be moved), calming music, anything else you can think of.

buy her a robe if she doesn't have one, tell her to wear only the robe and lie on the bed, proceed to gentle stroke her back and gently massage her scalp, do this for about five minutes.

then ask to remove her robe to show her back, and with massage oil (that you bought from either a supermarket or adult shop or specialist shop...) (and dont use too much...) continue to stroke her whole back, shoulders and neck, do this for another couple of minutes before going into more massage techniques, i'm sure somewhere like youtube would have decent instructional vids to help inspire your routine. work on her neck and shoulders, upper back, then middle to lower back, then if you feel game enough you can do a similar routine on the back of her legs (avoiding the back of her knee, and remembering to warm up with stroking first), whether you do the legs or not.. then proceed to massage the hands with oil, then massage her feet with oil, after completion, wash hands, then do some more massaging on her scalp, like you're sensually washing her hair. if your body allows it, try to make the routine go for an hour or even 90 minutes. after completion, wipe down her neck/shoulders/back/legs (if you worked on them)/hands/feet with a towel to get rid of the oil, then you can get creative again, hug her and tell her you love her, then go make her some nice chinese tea or something, or perhaps you might do "other" activities...

tipz beat me to it, so his question stays:

"my return question is - ? what is singularity ?"

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can you name a real world object that isn't a singularity?

what if the government is putting something in shampoo to control our minds, and that's why people with the dirtiest hair have the most conspiracy theories?

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It's actually in the food, which is why the path of Buddha is the only way to true enlightenment.

But this argument begs the question, why is Buddha so fat?

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keep him humble and ungodly, hence keeping buddhism humble and free from delusions of grandeur.

we r are why?

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no reason. thats the most difficult thing to understand. you have no reason to be here. your ego is telling you otherwise. you die, your family/friends are upset. but life goes on. the universe chuggs away. no reason to live, no reason to die.

how do i stop wanting to be drunk all the time?

(seriously)

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Stay drunk! But seriously...I'm the same. I don't think I like me when I'm straight...I get bored too easily and like being off in my own little world...I'm not happy unless there is some substance coursing through my blood stream...5 litres of "berri dolce rosso" for $12.00 is half the problem...

What is a good liver tonic?

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Vipassana. Which also has the virtue of allowing you to take a good look at yourself while you have nothing else to be concerned about.

What shall I have for breakfast?

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redemption

is removal of inhibitions though psychoactives a higher state or just a more faulty version of everyday consciousness?

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What does your soul look like?

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... you are a wanker.

Would you believe somebody who said that they never have a wank?

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Most of the time, no. It's just like asking a stoner whether if they've been desperate enough to search the carpet in hope of finding a stray bud. Everybody does it - not everybody likes admitting to it.

Does 'organised chaos' actually exist, or is it just a term people like me use to justify a lack of structure???

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maybe organised chaos is an essential condition of the grand structure, the iron hand of fate shaking the dice of chance

is removal of inhibitions though psychoactives a higher state or just a more faulty version of everyday consciousness?

 

this!^

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what does your face look like?

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My face is nothing, it is simply an extension of the organ that holds my body in place and provides the sense of touch, with many minute muscles to evoke emotions, which serve to enhance the meaning of the words I speak.

What happens if you cut open a tomato to add it to a salad and discover that the seeds have all germinated?

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seppuku!

are you shivering?

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no riff raff please

 

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Why is there a clear delineation between most animal species and not a smoother spectrum of variation?

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it's evolutionarily advantageous for species to breed with their own species, making each into a kind of genetic island isolated from other different genomes, evolving over time so as to develop enough different genes to make most inter-species breeding not viable

owyagarrn?

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