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Dchiw you forget what is really important.

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... your nation cheats at the highest level.  on foreign soil and all.

 

dickheads...

 

sorry world.

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Wow... me again.  I swear I have a lot of love in me!

 

DYHIW you realise you need to jettison luggage in order to ascend... :(

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1 hour ago, SayN said:

Wow... me again.  I swear I have a lot of love in me!

 

DYHIW you realise you need to jettison luggage in order to ascend... :(

Bombs away bro.

Rise above

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17 hours ago, Glaukus said:

Bombs away bro.

Rise above

B)

 

feels like I may have even transcended

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Don't you just hate it when .. The house is full of the aroma of an amazing smelling cider you've got brewing  But its not quite yet ready to drink 

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DYHIW The damn possums eat near everything you try to grow, they even eat chilies and chili leaves, bloody annoying shit so i am currently in the process of building a possum proof wall

 

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Dchiw your mega tired and kind of out of it and have little mini naps in the middle of work but theyre also super vivid mini dreams and you come out of it kind of disoriented and not actually knowing whats really happening

 

I really dont like insomnia/exhaustion

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Dchiw you do your best to cover up against mosquitos at night but one half of your hand is left exposed so you wake up with 10 mozzie bytes in the space of like 5cm squared including your knuckle. 

 

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DCHIW you move house, plant stuff in the garden then have to move again, DCHIW nosey housemates invade your privacy and go in your room when your out of town :angry:

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DYHIW your 40yo wife after having 3 kids, listening to her constant complaints and deceptions decides shes gay and divorces you for a 26yo Philippino girl she met on Fb.  Demands you keep it a secret, then suggests your being rascist when you point out shes in it for a visa and that your exploiting someone from a 3rd world country for sex.

Say hi to your new dad/mum kids.

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Jeez bro, that's rough. Midlife crises are weird hey.

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45 minutes ago, Humbolt said:

DYHIW your 40yo wife after having 3 kids, listening to her constant complaints and deceptions decides shes gay and divorces you for a 26yo Philippino girl she met on Fb.  Demands you keep it a secret, then suggests your being rascist when you point out shes in it for a visa and that your exploiting someone from a 3rd world country for sex.

Say hi to your new dad/mum kids.

 

...what

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53 minutes ago, Humbolt said:

DYHIW your 40yo wife after having 3 kids, listening to her constant complaints and deceptions decides shes gay and divorces you for a 26yo Philippino girl she met on Fb.  Demands you keep it a secret, then suggests your being rascist when you point out shes in it for a visa and that your exploiting someone from a 3rd world country for sex.

 Say hi to your new dad/mum kids.

Damn dude, time to get out and live your best fucking life

 

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Wow thats pretty bad, hope she realises that a lot of people from overseas from poorer countries often just want to get with someone from australia to get a passport/visa, dont reckon itll end very well. :(

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On 17/10/2018 at 1:47 PM, Caster said:

Wow thats pretty bad, hope she realises that a lot of people from overseas from poorer countries often just want to get with someone from australia to get a passport/visa, dont reckon itll end very well. :(

 

Dont think it will either Caster, but thats my lot so I'll just have to see it through as best i can.  The alternatives are a bit grim. Got 3 young kids and I need them as much as they need me.  

 

They're all words though mate, an attempt at keeping face, inside im fucked and havent a clue.

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It's gonna be a bad ride for quite some time man. Nothing will make it better. Just a lot of time 'till it stops hurting. Maybe a couple years.

 

You will still be able to enjoy many awesome things in life. No more nagging about buying cacti :)

 

It's totally her loss. No more cacti for her. 

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18 minutes ago, Humbolt said:

 

Dont think it will either Caster, but thats my lot so I'll just have to see it through as best i can.  The alternatives are a bit grim. Got 3 young kids and I need them as much as they need me.  

 

They're all words though mate, an attempt at keeping face, inside im fucked and havent a clue.

Don't worry man, I know you'll be ok. Just do your best with what you got, thats all anyone can ask for. 

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dchiw you want to go outside and play but it's raining and mum wont let you

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don't you hate it when u been harassed all dream by your mom and you just want to be who you really are .... and mum won't allow it so you shoot her in the face continuously until you wake because dear mommatenor.gif

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