Strontium Dawg Posted January 25, 2016 dchiw you get an elton john power ballad stuck in your head You know what fixes that every time? A lil bohemian rhapsody. Try it. Mamamia mamamia Figaro... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wert Posted January 31, 2016 Dchiw your up at 5:15 am even though you had 3 valiums and a temazipam at 11:30 cause your back is just agonizingly fuckin painfull. And you only have access to one fucking panadeine extra! So now your outside freezing, smoking ciggys having a winge to a bunch of people, some who you know, majority not, like they actually give a shit. Cause there snug as a bug sleeping in dreamtime having a good nights rest for the day ahead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FancyPants Posted February 1, 2016 ^^^ I feel ya, Wert. I'm still often sleepless despite bupe patches, Mary, Stilnox, codeine, et al. Destined to be an insomniac for life I think. DCHIW DODGY FUCKIN' BUILDERS... AND THEY'RE ALLOWED TO KEEP RIPPING OTHER PEOPLE OFF WHILE THEY STUFF YOU AROUND. Anyway, he'll get his... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeadStar Posted February 2, 2016 Dchiw your up at 5:15 am even though you had 3 valiums and a temazipam at 11:30 cause your back is just agonizingly fuckin painfull. And you only have access to one fucking panadeine extra! So now your outside freezing, smoking ciggys having a winge to a bunch of people, some who you know, majority not, like they actually give a shit. Cause there snug as a bug sleeping in dreamtime having a good nights rest for the day ahead. I feel for you wert. Hope you find some relief Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stonewolf Posted February 3, 2016 DYHIW people OD on synthetic cannabis which leads plenty of people, my grandmother case in point, to believe that cannabis can kill and needs to remain illegal. The walking balls of dick cheese that have created, marketed and profited off of synthetic cannabis are setting back regular weed for all of us. Two things need to happen (which won't), regular pot needs to be legalised and synthetic cannabis is actually a substance that would do well to be illegal. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wert Posted February 7, 2016 (edited) Dchiw you set up a trade on sab and you send a wicked parcel in return for something of far lesser value only to find your communication with trader ceases the moment they recieve there parcel. And obviously you recieve nothing. FUCK THIS IS A FUCKING BAD IDEA WHEN YOUR DEALING WITH AN EMOTIONALY STRUNG, ON THE POINT OF PSYCHO PERSON WHO WAS BEING VERY FUCKING GENEROUS!!! F#CK!!! Edited February 7, 2016 by wert Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wert Posted February 7, 2016 I'LL SAY IT AGAIN! F#CK!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SayN Posted February 11, 2016 dchiw you waste 30 minutes trying to work out how to embed a youtube vid. then when you're just about to punch the screen and accept that you are a retard you simply change the link from https:// to http:// and it works. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SayN Posted February 12, 2016 dchiw you realise that new toner for your printer will set you back $640. Alternatively, you could just buy a new printer (same new improved model) for $399... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waterboy 2.0 Posted February 12, 2016 (edited) DCHIW you see "standard intellectual discussions" and think WTF is that. You know as a professional of about 25 years I dont know what that is..... Edited February 12, 2016 by waterboy 2.0 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sallubrious Posted February 15, 2016 DYHIW you see an old bloke collapse in the street, so you help him up and cart him into a nearby GP clinic and fuck your own back up in the process. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SayN Posted February 16, 2016 DYHIW you see an old bloke collapse in the street, so you help him up and cart him into a nearby GP clinic and fuck your own back up in the process. I can relate. A few years ago, after a Dead Letter Circus concert at the Metro, we were walking past Town Hall steps and watched a couple of young thugs knock some other young dude to the ground and then waltz off. Whilst everyone around us just ignored this it went against my nature so I and my buddy trotted over and asked the guy, who was bleeding, if he was alright. He just started abusing us and wouldn't accept that we were only concerned for his well-being. Realising the situation was futile, I ended up having to lead my mate away who, being twenty years younger, just wanted to push the point. Shoulda just stared straight ahead and kept walking... like everyone else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bogfrog Posted February 18, 2016 Dchiw you wake up feeling funny (bad funny not good funny) and then gradually your most recent dream coalesces to some extent ..not enough to remember what it was about but enough to remember that you were uncontrollably bawling your eyes out in that dream and this well of saddness those perpetual dream-tears leaked from feels so close to the surface you want to cry but cannot remember why Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinegapcontrol Posted February 24, 2016 open car door, bottle smash. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FancyPants Posted February 26, 2016 (edited) [Edited cos I feel weird leaving this here] But thanks, Deadstar Edited February 29, 2016 by FancyPants Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeadStar Posted February 26, 2016 ^^^ Thats a kick in the fancypants. Hope the reno x2 is a lot smoother and you can relax in a new home soon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strontium Dawg Posted February 26, 2016 (edited) Dchiw you've been jumping through all the hoops and have been promised you'll hear from an employer about a job in a couple of days, and they leave you hanging on a Friday afternoon... Edited February 26, 2016 by Glaukus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeadStar Posted February 26, 2016 ^^^Boo to the employer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strontium Dawg Posted February 26, 2016 Yay to deadstar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strontium Dawg Posted February 26, 2016 Waaaaahp waaaaahp I got the job! Oops, this should now be in the dcliw thread... 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paradox Posted February 29, 2016 sux when you spend days inquiring & lining up the sale of a motorbike you have spent months trying to find & you rearrange your week & turn down inspections other potential bikes so you can go pick it up & a couple of hours before you are due to arrive he texts you & says he's sorry but he's decided not to sell it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Berengar Posted February 29, 2016 Dchiw your newly elected minister of science and education is a creationist, the minister of culture is a holocaust denier, deputy prime minister is a clerofascist, and the prime minister doesn't speak the language of the country he's in charge of... And you thought your Australian politicians were bad... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strontium Dawg Posted March 6, 2016 Dchiw you're half way through cooking a roast and the oven element blows up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites