shroomau5 Posted April 27, 2015 Fucking cant grow kava... its the only plant I have consistently killed. It hates me. Im in prime kava climate too. Kava is my Eleanor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waterboy 2.0 Posted May 1, 2015 When you feel like you just have to be a cnt...... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waterboy 2.0 Posted May 2, 2015 psychic vampires piss you off..... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strontium Dawg Posted May 3, 2015 You get a leech on your face 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiscoStu Posted May 19, 2015 dchiw you're packing and weeding cacti and your hands get spiked and the next day your palms and wrists are covered in little red welts and you can't rest your hands any where cos it hurts and fml humph 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wert Posted May 20, 2015 When you line all your bins up out front respectfully and the garbo emptys it and drops it of on next doors nature strip. Lazy shits! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spooge Posted May 21, 2015 dchiw the plan was to do gardening all day but it's raining off and on so we'll have to go mushroom hunting instead. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bogfrog Posted June 12, 2015 Dchiw you meet someone who gives off a bit of a creepy vibe to begin with, then they proceed to announce that the creature you share your name with is their totem animal and imply somewhat forcefully that because of this somehow you are like fated to fall in love with them or something.... And then they use a wide variety of words you don't understand to describe themselves in a rather drawn out manner, when you weren't really asking them about themselves, all you asked was if they mostly paint with oils..... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mesq Posted June 12, 2015 When you line all your bins up out front respectfully and the garbo emptys it and drops it of on next doors nature strip. Lazy shits! Or when people park their cars out the front on Bin day and you never get your rubbish away 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiscoStu Posted June 12, 2015 our group of flats puts the bins on the road/curb so the cars can't park there on bin day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tangled Posted June 12, 2015 you look in your bank account and it's -20 dollars because of overdraw fees Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anodyne Posted June 19, 2015 ...the only survivor of a seed batch comes up in the fricken doormat - how did it even get there?! 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wert Posted June 26, 2015 A big bubble fart goes pop! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wert Posted June 26, 2015 When you out of good will trade a very special, unique and loved loph to someone who claims there to sick to pack a very simple cut of cacti worth fuck all in comparison!!! This has got my goat! And its on another forum without member trading reps but the prick keeps posting like nothing happend. Fuck it. Im pissed!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bogfrog Posted June 26, 2015 (edited) When you feel like you just have to be a cnt......Yes, i do. Edited July 4, 2015 by bogfrog 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paradox Posted July 1, 2015 when the whole internet thinks a 'meme' is nothing more than a picture with words on it? yes this is a very petty pet hate, but seriously, the word has a definition & the vast majority of humanity has never bothered to look it up & if they have the internet has probably deceived them.. even the first google result when you search 'meme' says: A meme (/ˈmiːm/ meem) is "an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture". this is an inaccurate description of what a meme is. it's much better than: "a picture with words on it" but still.. Just another sign that humanity is doomed.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waterboy 2.0 Posted July 1, 2015 when professionals tell you "we dont know"..lol 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tangled Posted July 1, 2015 When you try to sing and all that comes out is a croak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FancyPants Posted July 2, 2015 DCHIW You're enjoying your wonderfully prepared salmon sushi at sushi bay and something either farted hardcore or shit themself. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted July 2, 2015 When God decides to humiliate you publicly to send a message. An unhealthy consumer of caffeine and nicotine, clocked on for work and hurriedly made my morning coffee (meth-strong) and went ronthe morning "toolbox" talk lit up my smoke had a sip and low and behold had stirred in salt instead of sugar(my usual three teaspoons to three of coffee)have another drag on my ciggy then in my half awake morning state spit it and my cigarette into my coffee cup in front of regional managers and work colleagues. However not the first time I've mixed salt into my coffee :/ therefore is have to say dchiw u mix salt into ur coffee instead of sugar. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spooge Posted July 3, 2015 DCHIW its all nice n snuggly in front of the computer, heater under the desk is on, them morning cones are mixing nicely with the lychee tea but you must man up and go mushroom hunting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bogfrog Posted July 4, 2015 Just another sign that humanity is doomed.. Oh Paradox, it must be hard to be you sometimes, surrounded by all us muppets. I do hope you still have hope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinegapcontrol Posted July 4, 2015 jehovahs witness' wake you up at 10am on saturday morning, their 2nd visit, might have to be a bit more forceful next time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FancyPants Posted July 4, 2015 ^^^^thats easy just play Slayer's God hates us all really loudly and pretend u can't hear them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
