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don't cha hate it when you turn on a fluro tube light, and it doesnt turn on for like 1 minute, then you look at it cause you think its broken, and the f#$ker friggin blinds you!

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don't cha hate it when you get to the bottom of your coffee and there's still sugar un disolved there and thats why it was crap.

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to get you started:

don't cha hate it when you turn on a fluro tube light, and it doesnt turn on for like 1 minute, then you look at it cause you think its broken, and the f#$ker friggin blinds you!

You need to replace the starter can....

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Don't cha hate it when... your using a hose to water the garden, and it kinks, and the water flow stops. So you follow it along to find the problem , un kink it, but its too late, the connection has already popped off at the tap. AHGG. Hoses and i don't get along. ( i should invest in a decent hose and fittings instead of cussing it every time.)

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Don't cha hate it when... your using a hose to water the garden, and it kinks, and the water flow stops. So you follow it along to find the problem , un kink it, but its too late, the connection has already popped off at the tap. AHGG. Hoses and i don't get along. ( i should invest in a decent hose and fittings instead of cussing it every time.)

I Lol'd , I so feel your pain. :lol:

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every pen u ever use stops working just as u start using it, or leaks in ur pocket if u find a good one that u wanna hang onto :angry:

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A Trich you have raised from seed just starts to take the shape of a beautiful blue peru, then the dreaded black rot sets into its tip and you have to lop it. :BANGHEAD2:

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Don't cha hate it when... your using a hose to water the garden, and it kinks, and the water flow stops. So you follow it along to find the problem , un kink it, but its too late, the connection has already popped off at the tap. AHGG. Hoses and i don't get along. ( i should invest in a decent hose and fittings instead of cussing it every time.)

I have no gripes to add just have to say that a good quality hose is worth it's weight in gold. I spent $60.00 on one 10 years ago (probably not considered expensive anymore)? But it was the best one the local hardware stocked. It has never given me any grief & still looks virtually brand new. The steel fixings don't even have pitting. Go the good hose.

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Don't you hate it when you be nice and let your dog stay inside while it's pissing down with rain while you go shopping. Then you come home and she's pissed and shit inside and spread the garbage bin arsehole-to-breakfast.

don't cha hate it when you turn on a fluro tube light, and it doesnt turn on for like 1 minute, then you look at it cause you think its broken, and the f#$ker friggin blinds you!

Oh man my bedside light does that, and the switch is a bit fubar to make it that much more enjoyable when you try to turn the lights on in the middle of the night and it refuses until your face is a foot away from it then KABLAMMO. Nuking my eyeballs just feels so much more awesome when I've been sleeping for hours....

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don't cha hate it when you've been with someone for seven years ,had three kids and suddenly out of the blue they say they're not in love with you anymore and cant give you a single reason why :BANGHEAD2: currently struggling to work it out ...

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don't cha hate it when you've been with someone for seven years ,had three kids and suddenly out of the blue they say they're not in love with you anymore and cant give you a single reason why :BANGHEAD2: currently struggling to work it out ...

Sorry to here that mate, its not uncommon unfortunatley, hope you can work it out.

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don't cha hate it when you've been with someone for seven years ,had three kids and suddenly out of the blue they say they're not in love with you anymore and cant give you a single reason why :BANGHEAD2: currently struggling to work it out ...

Hang in there buddy... Sometimes these things are for the best, other times there not but you just gotta role with it anyway - sucks! concentrate on the kids...

Anywayz...

Don't cha hate when you've got a role of sticky tape with no end - and everything you pick at to get it started turns out to be a false lead!! hate that shit... Me and fingernails don't get on and that makes it even worse!

EDIT: had to add +1 for the coffee/sugar scenario [email protected]!

Edited by krazykungfu

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don't cha hate it when you've been with someone for seven years ,had three kids and suddenly out of the blue they say they're not in love with you anymore and cant give you a single reason why :BANGHEAD2: currently struggling to work it out ...

That's exactly the situation that happened to my Dad blowng. Except it was 15 years. Women are strange. I hope you can get through this issue well.

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dont cha hate it when you lay down on a couch or something, and your in the perfect position, and then you need to go slash or scratch yourself or something, and you can never find that confy position no matter how hard you try

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Don't cha hate it when.... Your watching a pretty good movie , its almost over, and the it pauses/glitches. You eject it , clean it, go through the chapters to find where you were up to, and it still pauses. Ok, so then you go to another room with a DVD player ,do the whole thing all over again, same thing, pause. Next day get replacement DVD from video shop, skip through to where you were up to and find that it has a real crap ending.:BANGHEAD2: Also, Don't cha hate it when .... Another member is down and you feel helpless and wish there was something you could do to make them feel better :( .

Edited by Amazonian

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Don't cha hate it when.... Your watching a pretty good movie , its almost over, and the it pauses/glitches. You eject it , clean it, go through the chapters to find where you were up to, and it still pauses. Ok, so then you go to another room with a DVD player ,do the whole thing all over again, same thing, pause. Next day get replacement DVD from video shop, skip through to where you were up to and find that it has a real crap ending.:BANGHEAD2:

LOL

Don't cha hate it when you turn on the radio and an amazing song is playing, as each minute goes by the song just becomes more and more involving and you need to know what it is so you can go out and buy the album!!! So you Shazam it and there's no match, so you wait until the end of the song for a back announcement but it's another song, this one kinda crappy. You listen to the whole of the crappy song waiting to hear the announcer tell you what the name of that amazing track was but they go to the news headlines. By now you've pulled up to work and have to turn the radio off, so you go inside, pick up the phone and call the radio station and try feebly to describe the song that blew your mind, the person who answered the phone very kindly goes through the morning's track listings and tries feebly to describe each track to you. Eventually the two of you decide on which track was most likely the one that had you in fits of rapture you wait all day and finally you get home, jump on the internet and google the song title the announcer kindly gave to you.... and it turns out to be the crappy track.

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Don't cha hate it when you have had a great night out, just some quiet drinks with a few friends...an easy night. Then you decide waiting for a cab to show up isn't worth it and decide to take the short 15min walk home. Then on the way home you see two figures stumbling in your direction wearing hoodies and you get that feeling that because there is more than one of them your night is about to turn to shit.

Because, as you probably know, rat-fuck-coward bogans won't do shit when they are alone.

EDIT: This gives bogans a bad name, I like some bogans. 'Thug' would probably be a better word.

Edited by Dale Cooper

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Don't ya hate it when

The yearly cost of 3rd party and registration for your vehicle isn't far off what you actually paid for the vehicle.

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dont cha hate it when you dont get paid till next friday, so you cant buy food to take to rainbow serpent til the day you actually go

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Don't cha hate it when.... you are grating carrot for a salad, and you grate a chunk off your your finger, including fingernail. You search for it , don't find it , serve salad and look around to see who gets the crunchy bit.:puke:.

Edit: who put that other 'your' in my sentence?

:blush:

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Don't cha hate it when....

your sitting on the loo & you realize you are out of dunny wrap :ana:

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Dont cha hate it when you always get the "lets just be friends"-speech from the girls you care about the most? :wink:

Dont cha hate it when you are brushing your teeth and always get a stain on your nicest shirt just when you are about to go to work. :uzi:

And dont you hate it when you are just in the process of watching some nice hot porn and doing whatever god forbid and your mother calls you on the phone to tell you she has some salad left? :lol:

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dont cha hate it when your 16 and your looking at porn and your mum walks in half way thru the deed to bring your socks in and your franticly clicking on all the "X"s you can find...

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Don't you hate it when you're watching porno on your computer and having a really great tug and then your boss comes up and puts a whole pile of reports on your desk and says they need to be finished by 5:00PM?

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Don't ya hate it when you eat food without checking best befores, and find that it should've been binned 2 weeks ago...

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