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Hi all,

Just realized my post count was at 499, so thought I'd make this my 500th post and make a give-away of it.

I have 5 healthy acacia maidenii seedlings, about 4 months old to give away. Most of them have just been repotted into 15cm pots but there are a few left in 75mm pots that could be posted. If you're in Melbourne, you can collect from me at the Celebrate Summer meet on the 16th Jan, or arrange a collection time and you'll get one of the larger pots. If you're interstate, you'll get a 75mm pot and you'll need to repot once you receive the plant. You'll also need to cover postage costs.

Here's an example of what you'll receive

15cm pot

Maidenii2.jpg

75mm pot

Maidenii3.jpg

Ok, so to make it a bit more fun, you need to post a joke. Can be good, crap, long, short. I won't be judging the quality, but you need to at least make the effort to be in the running.

First five people to post a joke will receive one of the maideniis.

Cheers.

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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6" tall, 200lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5 pushing 300lb and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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Haha, that's an excellent joke hh! Very clever :)

I don't want a plant thanks, but do have a joke to share:

Cocaine in the Firewood

Hello, is this the police?"

Yes it is. How can we help you?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbour, Rangi. He's hiding cocaine inside his firewood!"

"Thank you very much for the call."

Early next morning, police officers descend on Rangi's house in great numbers. They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine. They swear at Rangi and leave.

The phone rings at Rangi's house.

"Hey, Rangi, Did the cops come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop up your firewood?"

"Yeah."

"Happy Birthday bro!"

Edited by Alice

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Three hookers sitting at a bar were discussing the size of their clams.

First one says " I'm so big you can fit a full fist in"

Second one says " I'm so big you can double fist me"

Third ones laughing so hard she slides down the stool.

Thanks!

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Nice one herbal_hindsight... PM me to arrange delivery.

Nice one too, Alice. Thanks for sharing. :)

Gilligan... not so nice, but a good joke nonetheless. PM me too... ok to send to Perth?

Edited by Rabaelthazar

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two blondes walk into a bar

you'd think at-least one of them would have seen it?

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It's the Spring of 1957 and Lewis goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Mary Jane's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?," he says. "That's cool" says Lewis.

Mary Jane's father asks Lewis what they're planning to do. Lewis replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.

Mary Jane's father responds "why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the cool kids are doing it."

Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Lewis - so he asks Mary Jane's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Mary Jane's father, "Mary Jane really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"

Well, this just made Lewis' eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Mary Jane comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Lewis escorts his date out the front door.

About 20 minutes later, Mary Jane rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father:

"Dammit Daddy! It's called the TWIST!"

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It's the Spring of 1957 and Lewis goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Mary Jane's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?," he says. "That's cool" says Lewis.

Mary Jane's father asks Lewis what they're planning to do. Lewis replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.

Mary Jane's father responds "why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the cool kids are doing it."

Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Lewis - so he asks Mary Jane's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Mary Jane's father, "Mary Jane really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"

Well, this just made Lewis' eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Mary Jane comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Lewis escorts his date out the front door.

About 20 minutes later, Mary Jane rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father:

"Dammit Daddy! It's called the TWIST!"

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LOL....

That makes five. Show's over people, but feel free to keep posting jokes.... if the joke makes me laugh out loud, I may be able to spare another maidenii to go out.

So....

that's one each to:

Herbal_Hindsight;

Gilligan;

Moses;

George_667; and

Hutch.

Please PM me to make arrangements.

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This is an outrageously Australian joke!>>>

A Northern Territory farm hand (An Aboriginal)

radios back to the farm manager.

'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute.

The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bull bars at the front of my ute

and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out.'

The manager says,'Ok, there's a ....303Rifle behind the seat.

Take it; shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him.'

Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, 'I did what you said

boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the

bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on'.

'Now what's the problem?' raged the Manager.

'Well boss, it's his motorbike. The flashing blue light is stuck

under the right-front wheel arch.'

'... You there Boss?'

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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat

it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they

begged their dad for the clue.

Well, he said, 'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'.

The little girl screams to her brother

'Don't eat it, it's an ass hole..

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1] Life Without Farms...

A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class asked the kids what kind of sound a pig makes.

Little Tyrone stood up and yelled:

"FREEZE, MUTHAFUCKA!!"

I guess there aren't many farms in Detroit .

2] A Queensland farmer drove to a neighbours' farmhouse in his Holden ute, and knocked at the door.

A boy, about 9, opened the door

"Is your Dad home?" said the farmer.

"No mate, he isn't; he went to town."

"Well, is your Mother here?"

"No, she went to town with Dad."

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

"No mate, he went with Mum and Dad."

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other,and mumbling to himself.

"Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message."

"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Susie pregnant".

The boy thought for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."

 

 

3] An Irish farmer named Seamus had an accident with a lorry and was sueing the lorry company. In court their hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus..

Solicitor 'Now didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'

Seamus 'Well , I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow Bessie into the...'

Solicitor 'I didn't ask for any details , just answer the question. Did you not tell the police officer at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine !" ?'

Seamus 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the sidecar and I was driving down the road.....'

The solicitor interrupted again and said, 'Your Honour , I am trying to establish the fact that , at the scene of the accident this man told the police that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.'

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Seamus's answer and said to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow Bessie'.

Seamus thanked the Judge and proceeded.

'Well as I was saying , I had just loaded Bessie , my favourite cow , into the sidecar and was driving her down the road when this huge lorry and trailer came through a stop sign and hit me right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurt very bad like and didn't want to move. However , I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her and saw her condition , he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

Then the policeman came charging across the road , gun still in hand , looked me up and down , and said

'How badly are you hurt?'

'Now what the F**k would you have said'?

4] These three old ladies and their dogs

were sitting on a park bench

having a quiet conversation

when a flasher approached from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies,

stood right in front of them

and opened his trench coat.

Gertrude immediately had a stroke.

Then Maude also had a stroke.

But Tillie, being older and more feeble,

couldn't reach that far.

5] Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the

coffee machine, inhales a big breathe of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her

complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a

sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks:

'What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair

smells nice? '

The woman replies,

'It's Keith. The midget.

Edited by dworx

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5] [/color]Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the

coffee machine, inhales a big breathe of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her

complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a

sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks:

'What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair

smells nice? '

The woman replies,

'It's Keith. The midget.

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LOL at this one.... you want a plant, Dworx?

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Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's your name?"

"Clarence," said the bird.

"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"

The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller, Jesus."

(Not after a plant, Rabaelthazar, just wanted to post a joke!)

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Thanks WoodDragon... jokes in general are awesome, and that one yours is a goodie.

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A blonde stops a guy in the street and asks him what time it is. He says that it's 4:45. She looks really puzzled and replies:

"That's weird... I've asked so many people what time it is, and I've been getting different answers all day long."

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After having broken up with his girlfriend, this guy decided to take a holiday. He booked himself on a cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life - that is, until the ship sank.

He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.

In disbelief, he asks, 'Where did you come from? How did you get here?' She replies, 'I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed here when my cruise ship sank.'

'Amazing,' he notes. 'You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you.' 'Oh, this thing?' explains the woman. 'I made the boat out of raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree.'

'But, where did you get the tools?'

'Oh, that was no problem,' replied the woman. 'On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware.'

The guy is stunned.

Let’s row over to my place' she says. After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white.

While the woman ties up the row boat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, 'It's not much but I call it home. Sit down, please. Would you like a drink?'

'No! No thank you,' he blurts out, still dazed. 'I can't take another drop of coconut juice.' 'It's not coconut juice,' winks the woman. 'I have a still. How would you like a Pina Colada?'

Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, 'I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor in the bathroom cabinet.'

No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet, a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism.

'This woman is amazing,' he muses. 'What next?'

When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines, strategically positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down next to her.

'Tell me,' she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, 'We've been out here for many months. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for?' She stares into his eyes…

He swallows excitedly and tears start to form in his eyes...

'Bloody hell, don't tell me you have broadband?!'

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A Brief History of the World

‘The World According to Student Bloopers’

by Richard Lederer (Spring 1987, Verbatim, The Language Quarterly, Vol. XIII, No. 4)

One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay. I have pasted together the following “history” of the world from certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers through the U.S., from eighth grade through college. Read carefully, and you will learn a lot.

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The inhabitants of ancient Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation. The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube. The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain.

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, once asked, “Am I my brother’s son?” God asked Abraham to sacrifice Isaac on Mount Montezuma. Jacob, son of Isaac, stole his brother’s birth mark. Jacob was a patriarch who brought up his twelve sons to be patriarchs. But they did not take to it. One of Jacob’s sons, Joseph, gave refuse to the Israelites.

Pharaoh forces the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw. Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Philatelists, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 500 wives and 500 porcupines.

Without the Greeks we wouldn’t have history. The Greeks invented three kinds of columns – Corinthian, Doric, and Ironic. They also had myths. A myth is a female moth. One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the river Stynx until he became intolerable. Achilles appears in the Illiad, by Homer. Homer also wrote the Oddity, in which Penelope was the last hardship that Ulysses endured on his journey. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.

Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.

In the Olympic Games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits and threw the java. The reward to the victor was a coral wreath. The government of Athens was democratic because people took the law into their own hands. There were no wars in Greece, as the mountains were so high that they couldn’t climb over to see what their neighbors were doing. When they fought with the Persians, the Greeks were outnumbered because the Persians had more men.

Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Geeks. History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long. At Roman banquets, the guests wore garlics in their hair. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Nero was a cruel tyranny who would torture his poor subjects by playing the fiddle to them.

Then came the middle Ages. King Alfred conquered the Dames, King Arthur lived in the Age of Shivery, King Harold mustarded his troops before the Battle of Hastings, Joan of Arc was canonized by Bernard Shaw, and the victims of the Black Death grew boobs on their necks. Finally the Magna Carta provided that no free man should be hanged twice for the same offense.

In midevil times most of the people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the time was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature. Another tale tells of William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son’s head.

The Renaissance was an age in which more individuals felt the value of their human being. Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at Wittenburg for selling papal indulgences. He died a horrible death, being excommunicated by a bull. It was the painter Donatello's interest in the female nude that made him the father of the Renaissance. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented the Bible. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.

The government of England was a limited mockery. Henry VIII found walking difficult because he had a abbess on his knee. Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen". As a queen she was a success. When Elizabeth exposed herself before her troops, they all shouted "hurrah." Then her navy went out and defeated the Spanish Armadillo.

The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespear. Shakespear never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He lived at Windsor with his merry wives, writing tragedies, comedies, and errors. In one of Shakespear's famous plays, Hamlet rations out his situation by relieving himself in a long soliloquy. In another, Lady Macbeth tries to convince Macbeth to kill the king by attacking his manhood. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Writing at the same time as Shakespear was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.

During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe. Later, the Pilgrims crossed the Ocean, and this was known as Pilgrims Progress. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they were greeted by the Indians, who came down the hill rolling their war hoops before them. The Indian squabs carried porpoises on their backs. Many of the Indian heroes were killed, along with their cabooses which proved very fatal to them. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this.

One of the causes of the Revolutionary Wars was that the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send parcels through the post without stamps. During the War, the Red Coats and Paul Revere was throwing balls over stone walls. The dogs were barking and the peacocks were crowing. Finally, the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis.

Delegates from the original thirteen states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the declaration of Independence. Franklin had gone to Boston carrying all his clothes in his pocket and a loaf of bread under each arm. Franklin invented electricity by rubbing cats backwards and declared, “a horse divided against itself cannot stand.” Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.

George Washington married Martha Curtis and in due time became the Father of our Country. The Constitution was adopted to secure domestic hostility. The difference between a king and a president is that a king is the son of his father, but a president isn't. Washington was a very social man. He had big balls, and everyone enjoyed them. His farewell address was Mount Vernon. Under the Constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms.

Abraham Lincoln became America’s greatest Precedent. Lincoln’s mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. When Lincoln was President, he wore only a tall silk hat. He said, “In onion there is strength.” Abraham Lincoln wrote the Gettysburg Address while traveling from Washington to Gettysburg on the back of an envelope. He also signed the Emasculation Proclamation, and the Fourteenth Amendment gave the ex-Negros citizenship. But the Clue Clux Clan would torcher and lynch the ex-Negroes and other innocent victims. It claimed it represented law and odor. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show by John Wilkes Booth, a supposingly insane actor. This ruined Booth’s career.

Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltaire invented electricity and also wrote a book called Candy. Gravity was invented by Isaac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn, when the apples are falling off the trees.

Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died of this.

France was in a serious state. The Marseillaise was the theme song of the French Revolution, and it catapulted into Napolean. During the Napoleonic Wars, the crowned heads of Europe were trembling in their shoes. Then the Spanish gorillas came down from the hills and nipped at Napoleon’s flanks. Napolean became ill with bladder problems and was very tense and unrestrained. Napoleon wanted an heir to inherit his power, but since Josephine was a baroness, she couldn’t bear children.

The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West. Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years. Her reclining years and finally the end of her life were exemplary of a great personality. Her death was the final event which ended her reign.

The nineteenth century was a time of many great inventions and thoughts. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up. Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men. Samuel Morse invented a code for telepathy. Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the "Organ of the Species". Madman Curie discovered radium. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx brothers. World War I, caused by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by a surf, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.

['Edited to include the original 'rude' bits that were edited out by the fundy Christian who comes up first on Google hosting the piece. :BANGHEAD2: ]

Edited by WoodDragon

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Ok, so to make it a bit more fun, you need to post a joke.

 

I think you created a monster!

I have laughed out loud. thanks guys. Miss '9' has an app' on her ipod touch of like 1000 jokes. I thought they were kid friendly until she came to me before reciting some of them, "if the dove is the bird of peace , then what is the bird of love?...... A swallow" .

GULP!!!!, gulp indeed. She said that she didn't get it, me either, i said.

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I think you created a monster!

I have laughed out loud. thanks guys. Miss '9' has an app' on her ipod touch of like 1000 jokes. I thought they were kid friendly until she came to me before reciting some of them, "if the dove is the bird of peace , then what is the bird of love?...... A swallow" .

GULP!!!!, gulp indeed. She said that she didn't get it, me either, i said.

 

Uh... Amazonian.... if it's "18,000 Cool Jokes", better delete it now. Mostly kid friendly.... a fair bit with inuendo and one that I've seen that shouldn't be read by a 9 year old under any circumstances, and I quote:

"<edit> insert tasteless joke here <edit>"

Not an app for kids!!!!

Edited by Rabaelthazar

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LOL at this one.... you want a plant, Dworx?

 

No, jusrt posting jokes..

Edited by dworx

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Oh shit. Bad parenting,huh!?.thanks for the heads up Rabaelthezar.deleting that app' right now.

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