Chiral

[bℓσωηG]

more cacti porn plz

 

Lol, indeed,

check out this thread evil genius started a while back , it must have every cactus-porn related pic on the net ...personally id like to see that thread resurrected with new cactus -pron pics ...

http://www.shaman-au...=1

[FancyPants]

And back on-track to some shits n giggles...

Here's one for C_T

[bℓσωηG]

penis man says ''im okay with this''....

[FancyPants]

^^^ I swear I saw that dude at Bondi Junction Westfield last week. Loudly speaking at his gold-plated mobile phone (talking stock market bs), while his bored (and yet still somehow vacuuous-looking) girlfriend toddled along beside him in 6" heels and sporting a hell wicked orange fake tan. What a great big cock.

(me? Judgemental? nahh)

[etherealdrifter]

"It's not what you say, but how you say it."

 

 

 

Thats fkn oz humar for ya. Poor Alf, if only he'd gotten his belt off quicker. What a pissa of a vid Synchro !!

[lickapop]

holy shit I have a huge day at work and I miss all the action...

brb Im just gonna scoff down a few beers....actually this is gonna need about 6 beers

ANAL SEX FUCK YEAH

[synchromesh]

etherealdrifter -

Feel free to check out some more...

http://www.youtube.com/user/MrDoodleburger

[Evil Genius]

Fucking sodom and gommorrah everywhere in this thread. bye Eg

[lickapop]

Sodomise and gonorrhea alright LOL

Has anyone ever seen greek or brazilian porns that isnt anal? I havent;)

anyway C_T I think you maybe confusing me lickapop, lolypop...cunt whatever with tripsis.

Tripsis is a gentleman and I cannot for the life of me see where the fuck you got confused.

I am not chiral....chiral is a fuckin THIEF...I however will go through with a deal even if it kills me. You dont know that but just take my word for it.

Also I think you got confused with my dialog with LightandLove. I was NOT sticking up for chiassholeral I was however attempting(attempting) to help a young fella out.

When I spoke of 'be careful you just may get 2 broken ankles' for his telling stories.....it was NOT a threat, I was recalling an experience as someone dear to me opened his mouth to the wrong people and is now limping on 2 pinned ankles

So to you I say just fucking relax aye.

As for this now thoroughly entertaining thread, I feel you should just let go and join in the fun...as its been mentioned before...WE KNOW WHAT CHIRAL DID, IT SUCKED AND PEOPLE GOT BURNED...Now can we just have some fun. Heh?? tell a joke man...call me a cock sucking cunt or whatever and move on

Oh and my advise as you mentioned it....dont worry about being negatized ? dont even look at that stupid little number because in the grand scheme of things it means squat. Dont sweat it yeah?

Ive never been with a girl who wanted anal and I have been with 1 or 2 good little catholic girls;( AM I MISSING OUT OR WHAT???

[incognito]

call me a cock sucking cunt or whatever and move on

hmm i cant see the joke in that? mere stating facts? (just kidding hee haww)

Ive never been with a girl who wanted anal and I have been with 1 or 2 good little catholic girls;( AM I MISSING OUT OR WHAT???

why dont u have a play with ur own and find out? dont rely on hearsay.

enemas are a good place to start. actually the ONLY way to start.

[etherealdrifter]

etherealdrifter -

Feel free to check out some more...

http://www.youtube.com/user/MrDoodleburger

 

excellent stuff

"u found my rape dungeon ...............u cunt"

[ThunderIdeal]

hardened sailors

 

shrouded anal sex reference

 

i never noticed this guy is wearing what looks to be rave pants

[Magicdirt]

So that's what Chiral looks like. Maybe he used the money for a sex change operation.

It's funny how a thread about an arsehole turned into an anal sex thread. I suppose it's just a logical progression though.

[tripsis]

Ive never been with a girl who wanted anal and I have been with 1 or 2 good little catholic girls;( AM I MISSING OUT OR WHAT???

I have to say, yes, you are missing out.

[lickapop]

Awww I can't have everything. ... Where would I put it all!

[synchromesh]

You're just asking for that one!

[lickapop]

haha...whatever do you mean?

I think I heard once that Sasha Grey THE anal Queen has to wear a nappy because she can no longer control when or where she has to go poo poo?? because shes been reamed a few to many times by man woman and machine

Tell me it isnt so....

[FancyPants]

Yikes that's bad stuff if true. Amazing she doesn't have to wear a bib everywhere then too.

[bℓσωηG]

Is this what a butt-plug is used for?

Some people actually have a fetish for grown women that wear diapers , soiled ones are a real turn on apparently , gawd.

[lickapop]

is that gawd FUCKYEAH or gawd YUK??

[bℓσωηG]

gawd FUCK YEAH YUK, but also somehow strangely appealing?

[tripsis]

I highly doubt that's true, the anus has a sphicter and I don't see how regular "use" would weaken the muscle.

[mutant]

I don't know how greeks got the reputation, for your information we don't call the ass-path 'greek', but 'turkish', if we need to call in a nation. It's the rest of you that sometimes call it greek love, especially europe. Oh, the ancient greeks were also big fans of the ass, male ass too! Homosexuality was big in ancient greece, nowadays proud greek cunts shy away of this reality and don't wanna hear how our big and famous philosophers fucked young boys in the ass! Thankfully foreign researchers have spread the truth about our openly homo past.

The turks apparently were big ass rimmers. Our whorehouse culture and many aspects of greek culture was affected from Turks, even if mainstream historians and the rest of those assholes don't admit. As far as I am concerned , modern greeks have not special affiliation with ass fucking compared to other countries, perhaps the christian thing explains part of it. And BTW we are not catholic in greece, we're orthodox. Well they are, I would burn any of their churches for the love of god [quoting Jello Biafra]

Lets get back to swearwords, and in specific cunt.

Well, cunt = muni in greek, and using the word has the same 'problems' you underlined about cunt.

So muni is derogatory and sexist in general - but this is for the politically correct and easily offended. I find it a fine word, I find words are innocent and it's people who are fucked up.

So politically incorrect male friends use it in a light manner normally, not so often as malakas though. But, nothing beats the outgrowth of such a sexy swearword.

Sit back and enjoy greek's creativity when it comes to swear words....

so you got

munopano [cuntcloth] = this is usually refering to man, a dishonest person.

munoskylo [cuntdog] = kind of derogatory in a funny way.. I don't really know what it's supposed to mean. It sounds very cool though

munothyela [cuntstorm] = that is lots of pretty/sexy girls

munodulos [cuntslave] = the man whom women 'drag from the nose'

absolutely relative, is a saying that includes the word cunt/muni

To muni serni karavi = the cunt can drag a ship

then you got of course

munaki = little cunt, or how to say cunt in a more affectionate way, perhaps during sex?

munara = big cunt, or a great cunt, usually, refering to the whole looks or the cunt in specific, also can be used during [wild] sex

munopsira = cuntacarid [hanger-on]

munoplaka = lesbo technique cunt-on-cunt, but also a 'cunt fever', adressing to a man seriously upset by the sexiness of the woman around, like "man, I seriously got munoplaka when I got in the place"

munu [cunty] = another derogatory swearword with no real meaning. Can adress to women and men. Perhaps refers to having a cunt?

muna = same as munara, but markedly more derogatory

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C_T: What?

PS:

I highly doubt that's true, the anus has a sphicter and I don't see how regular "use" would weaken the muscle.

i believe every device can wear out and/or break

have you seen what some porngirls [we can safely call them munudes, that's plural for munu] insert their asses, like two fists?

How can the sphicter last indefinately with such use? other than than, a female friend apparently practicing the sport quite often once told me women should generally not do it from the ass more than once in 7-9 days, supposedly the optimal time for the ass/sphicter to restore.

We also have saying that might be related to this:

tu kolu ta eniamera = "9 days of the ass" : Dunno how it started, but it is used to describe a fucked up , confused, or mixed-up situation in general

[lickapop]

Very cool.

My friend calls me munu....well cunty anyway. he calls most people cunts but the ones he really likes he calls cunteeeeee

'Hey cunteeee do you have anymore of that sweeeeet acid??' lmao

[tripsis]

i believe every device can wear out and/or break

have you seen what some porngirls [we can safely call them munudes, that's plural for munu] insert their asses, like two fists?

How can the sphicter last indefinately with such use? other than than, a female friend apparently practicing the sport quite often once told me women should generally not do it from the ass more than once in 7-9 days, supposedly the optimal time for the ass/sphicter to restore.

I didn't say the muscle couldn't stretch, just that regular use shouldn't weaken it. I haven't seen what Sasha Grey does/has done to her arse, but unless whatever is being stuck up there is abnormally large, I doubt the story of her wearing a nappy has any truth to it. If indeed the objects are abnormally large (such as two fists simultaneously), then yeah, maybe the sphincter has loosened to such a degree that she is now incontinent.

A good question to ask is, do homosexual men who regularly practice anal sex have higher incidences of incontinence? I would expect not, or at least, I've never heard anything to that tune. Where did your friend get that figure from? Seems rather arbitrary...