GypsyLee Posted October 29, 2017 “Mum.. I live in a caravan in depression!” —Guy up the road Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Northerner Posted October 29, 2017 Dark humour is like food, not everybody gets it. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted October 29, 2017 "that'll be fifteen pounds please" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Northerner Posted October 30, 2017 "Americans! I raise my glass in your honour! I love Americans and the way they mangle English as if they spontaneously decided to pull the Babelfish from their ears and chew them like gum instead." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Northerner Posted November 5, 2017 "So long and thanks for all the fish." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiscoStu Posted November 5, 2017 You've made a powerful enemy today my friend - Montgomery Burns Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Northerner Posted November 10, 2017 "It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels." 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anodyne Posted November 20, 2017 this is our wildest mount- a headless horse but though it runs unbridled off its course, and all our blandishments would seem defied, we have ideas yet that we haven't tried - Robert Frost 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted November 23, 2017 (edited) you're never alone, even when you're alone [lyrics] Edited November 24, 2017 by ☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiscoStu Posted November 24, 2017 Aloneness and silence are two aspects of one experience, two sides of the same coin. If one wants to experience silence one has to go into one´s total aloneness. It is there. We are born alone, we die alone. Between these two realities we create a thousand and one illusions of being together - all kinds of relationships, friends and enemies, loves and hates, nations, races, religions. We create all kinds of hallucinations just to avoid one fact: that we are alone. But whatsoever we do, the truth cannot be changed. It is so, and rather than trying to escape from it, the best way is to rejoice in it. Rejoicing in your own aloneness is what meditation is all about. The meditator is one who dives deep into one´s aloneness, knowing that we are born alone, we will be dying alone, and deep down we are living alone. So why not experience what this aloneness is? It is our very nature, our very being. - Osho 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted November 25, 2017 "it would be logical to assume" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted November 27, 2017 toad in the hole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted November 27, 2017 "well I think they all need slaying off and I'll be laughing so hard about it if I get to know it's happened so fuck them like they thought about us before they fucked themselves up and went too far" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted November 27, 2017 *scouse accent* "but they need to fuckin learn mate eh" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted December 5, 2017 “I know that Members are not supposed to do this, but I call on people to break the law, to come here and use cannabis and see what happens—to challenge the authorities to arrest them. That is the only way to get through to the Government’s mind, which is set in concrete. The law is evidence-free and prejudices rich.” 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted December 15, 2017 (edited) Fuckem and their law Edited March 5, 2018 by ☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted December 15, 2017 "only for a chocolate biscuit" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
etherealdrifter Posted December 15, 2017 beanbags are flammable 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted December 16, 2017 The Guardian is a corporate, tax-dodging flagship of the center right. Its lecturing tone (are you listening at the back!) is necessary because most of its readers are teachers, social services personnel and multiple-gender agitators. It flies the flag of Nato, globalists and Hillary Clinton. Its Russian coverage is enhanced by the UK security services which provide stories to supplement its reporters lack of imagination. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted December 16, 2017 Only old people still read newspapers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted December 18, 2017 (edited) now then Vallerie , get thy detty pillerz out fer't fukkin ladz *viking bellow - gerremout!* Edited December 18, 2017 by ☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ n Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted December 18, 2017 "now all I need is a ginger pet to name Vallerie" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted December 25, 2017 why would Vice.com lie so badly and for what agenda could it serve? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted January 1, 2018 "I have the power to tell you to fuck off" - Lillith Darkwraith 2010 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☽Ţ ҉ĥϋηϠ₡яღ☯ॐ€ðяئॐ♡Pϟiℓℴϟℴ Posted January 1, 2018 "ta ta 2017 , now off you fuck there's a good chap, don't let the door hit your arse on yer way out" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
