dbbard Posted February 13, 2010 Any one tried pissing near an electric fence after it has rained (especially if there is long grass that might be around)? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slybacon Posted February 13, 2010 No, but i always used to grab the closest person to me and then grab the fence!..... works best when they have thin soles or no shoes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quill Posted February 13, 2010 I have been shocked pissing on a cattle fence as a kid. No shoes , pissed on the fence got shocked and cryed like a girl, So my wisdom is - Don't piss on electric fences, even if a forum on the internet says its ok And dont worry about the first person to eat moldy milk. Definition of brave is the first one to down an oyster. Well Boom there goes my wisdom. I retract all pissing "wisdom" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devance Posted February 15, 2010 Well Boom there goes my wisdom. I retract all pissing "wisdom" Make underground wire and steal power for a electric bong. After doing so for decades: [Australian research paves the way for pig lung transplants]\ http://www.godlikeproductions.com/news/Breaking_News/15620-Australian_Research_Paves_The_Way_For_Pig_Lung_Transplants If not enough I can only suggest http://www.bautforum.com/science-technology/46198-what-makes-chimpanzees-so-strong-3.html http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message691148/pg3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ladymalcontent Posted February 16, 2010 "Never eat more than you can lift." Miss Piggy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ladymalcontent Posted February 16, 2010 Well Boom there goes my wisdom. I retract all pissing "wisdom" Dunno about pissing on fences, but I do remember years ago a guy pissed off a pedestrian bridge over the rail line. He got a fatal shock from the train powerlines...ouch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chiral Posted February 16, 2010 Dunno about pissing on fences, but I do remember years ago a guy pissed off a pedestrian bridge over the rail line. He got a fatal shock from the train powerlines...ouch that's fucked up, he was obviously grounded from standing on the bridge and the bridge being connected to the ground, he prolly thought he wouldn't get shocked from above...damn..!! wisdom... this is the last week before the first week of the rest of my life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quill Posted February 16, 2010 don't piss on or near anything electric Go vego, you'll feel better Don't listen to anything I say, except for that last one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yeti101 Posted February 16, 2010 If life does not make sense, don't stress or feel stupid. The Universe and how it works is infinitely more complicated than we have the capacity to even describe, so you shouldn't think less of yourself if the whole thing gets a bit confusing. Life is amazing. The fact that life happens at all is amazing (Have you ever really looked at a tree?). The fact that dumb matter, put together in the right way can have* conscious experiences is staggeringly amazing. *Actually, we don't actually know for sure that it's the matter "having" the experiences (don't believe anyone who says otherwise). I don' know about anyone else, but I that's pretty cool as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
reptyle Posted February 16, 2010 consciousness has matter then...profound. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devance Posted February 17, 2010 consciousness has matter then...profound. ---------------------------------------- http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7238666/Squirrel-banned-from-riding-rollercoaster.html -------------------------------------- http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7236201/Fat-Ralph-is-worlds-biggest-bunny.html ------------------------------------------- http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/7243726/Psychedelic-patterned-carpets-in-Las-Vegas-casinos-designed-to-keep-gamblers-awake.html --------------------------- Arabic hash style just a flower style. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bℓσωηG Posted February 17, 2010 Get off the alcohol , listen to mycelium, develop softness Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slybacon Posted February 17, 2010 Something said to one person can mean something totally different to another. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slybacon Posted February 18, 2010 "Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr b.caapi Posted February 18, 2010 The smelliest thing in the world is an anchovies vagina. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bℓσωηG Posted February 18, 2010 Man stands in his own shadow and wonders why it's dark. ~Zen Proverb "We've got this gift of love, but love is like a precious plant. You can't just accept it and leave it in the cupboard or just think it's going to get on by itself. You've got to keep watering it. You've got to really look after it and nurture it." ~ John Lennon "Your whole life is nothing but a dream. You live in a fantasy where everything you know about yourself is only true for you. Your truth is not the truth for anyone else." "A truly happy person is one who can always enjoy the scenery no matter how many detours get placed on his path." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quill Posted February 18, 2010 hahaha I wondered how long we could talk about piss before it ended up here *shakes fist at caapi* anchovies vagina? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoOnThen Posted February 20, 2010 It took we a while to find this again and I’m so glad I did Mr B.caapi this is pure gold (The smelliest thing in the world is an anchovies vagina) When I read this last night the misses wanted to know what I was laughing at but when I told here she didn’t think it was that funny I just got the look you guys know the one My wisdom is : When talking to a woman don't use vagina and anchovies in the same sentence. Actually this probably is true for most sea food but then oysters and mussels.... Cheers Got Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evil Genius Posted February 20, 2010 anchovies vagina? yeah Quilliam, the anchovies vagina did the trick. Thread officially failed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blangschpeer Posted March 23, 2010 if, as i always thought, the hokey pokey is all about sex, then yes it really is what it's all about. . If that's the case, Where do I find a woman that will let me put my left foot in? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted March 23, 2010 never, ever, ever under any circumstances, call ur irate ex a c**t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teotzlcoatl Posted March 24, 2010 speaking of wisdom? has anybody seem Torsten? i can't seem to get ahold of him... My stupid fucking brain can't remember at the moment but I seem to remember something... Maybe someone should check on him that knows him well? I hate to worry... but... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mt.B Posted March 25, 2010 "We've become human doings not human beings" - Jason Horsley Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
