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cactus id please,

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Welcome to the comedy forum where the person who gives the wittiest and funniest description of the cactus in the photo wins a prize of..

Drum roll.......their pick from one of the albums listed below.

1. The best of the Doors - double album

2. Eat Static - declassified

3. Hawkwind - double album Doremi Fasol Latido & In search of space

4. Sounds good - a collection 20 classic drum and bass tracks

5. Ministry - dark side of the spoon

6. Ministry of sound - Breaks the Album 03

7. Open space - the classic chill out album

8. A mystery CD - I'll randomly pick one from the box.

9. A photo of a spider I took today

10. A cigarette butt from my ashtray in the shed that's been overflowing for 6 months.

There will be a new pic uploaded everyday so look out for them and have fun.

All prizes are original and not copies, so what are you waiting for..get busy with your humour and wit and post us something funny.

each day I will award the funniest with a laughing icon and the weekly winner will get a special icon that will be displayed on their post. The winner will be decided out of the 4 best weekly entries.

there maybe a consolation prize for the stupidest comment also.

So in 28 days from today folks at 6pm I will award the winner and they can PM me their choice of prize.

Torsten I hope you approve of this of course, I'm not hijacking anything just wanna know this community better and see how funny people are.

Good luck everyone

peace

Hunab.

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Looks to me like a fake saguaro...or a vibrator with two clitoral stimulators.

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Aint you guys ever seen an iCactus? Pfft... :rolleyes:

I bet that mofo dances and belts out 'Funky Town' like no other.

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No, but I have seen an iSuckulent.

[edit] No, you don't want to see what gets belted out. :puke:

Edited by JDanger

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Gonna take a lot to beat iCactus so far peeps..

Hunab.

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Looks to me like a fake saguaro...or a vibrator with two clitoral stimulators.

Dude what an idea man!!!! A fucking vibrator that looks like a cactus!!!! thats gold

(alas, if i'v thought of it, its already been done probably)

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WTF with all the sexual connotations..I'm seeing a pattern here people LOL....

Hunab.

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its springtime man...everything has to do with sex.

especially when passive,mu,retero and a russian donkey are behind closed doors.

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and you hate you are on the other side of that closed door dont ya incognito. I told ya, bring your goat and you are welcome in, HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA TELL YA, NO MATTER HOW MUCH LIPSTICK YOU PUT ON HIM, SINA ISNT A GOAT.

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LMAO...

you 2 are nutters

Ingog..i'd really love that plant dude if you can do it..pleeeeeeeeaze.

Hunab.

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and you hate you are on the other side of that closed door dont ya incognito. I told ya, bring your goat and you are welcome in, HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA TELL YA, NO MATTER HOW MUCH LIPSTICK YOU PUT ON HIM, SINA ISNT A GOAT.

1. i have no goat.

2. i dont wanna be anywhere near mu's big dangling hairy balls.

3. sina doesnt need lipstick on to make me sexually aroused.

4.i would probably like to be involved if mu wasnt there.

5. i do NOT trust retero.(doesnt mean i wouldnt get involved nudge nudge wink wink)

6. newb if u send me money i will send u plant. i like money! (best mr.krabs impersonation)

7. i dont wanna be anywhere near mu's big dangling hairy balls.

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Dude what an idea man!!!! A fucking vibrator that looks like a cactus!!!! thats gold

ok ok, i know its sprng and all and the juices are flowing, but.....

who in their right mind would by a vibrating cactus?

and dont say mssmith cos thats just not kosher.but probable.

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Didn't someone post a picture here a while ago of a chick using a REAL cactus as a dildo? I never saw the picture, as the OP had been deleted by the time I came across it, but I just remember all the shocked responses...or maybe that was another forum :unsure:

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Ace wins the daily.... :lol:

Hunab.

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Ace wins the daily....

Hehe, SWEET! :lol: So is there going to be new pics each day?

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its springtime man...everything has to do with sex.

I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice. Don't even get me started on this last week. Turns out humans are little more than a pack of animals, after all.

3. sina doesnt need lipstick on to make me sexually aroused.

Hahahaha--Sarah Palin.

Didn't someone post a picture here a while ago of a chick using a REAL cactus as a dildo? I never saw the picture, as the OP had been deleted by the time I came across it, but I just remember all the shocked responses...or maybe that was another forum :unsure:

Cactus porn

Teehee, pricks. :innocent_n:

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Don't even get me started on this last week

u cant say that and not spill the beans.

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Todays ID pic is here for your humorous comments.

well done

Ace on winning yesterday.

Bye Hunab.

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Ace wins the daily....

Hehe, SWEET! :lol: So is there going to be new pics each day?

yep just uploaded now.

:lol:

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Speech bubble to be inserted into second pic:

'I knew them shrooms were bad news man... Look at me - I look part spider part squid!'

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I can ID that. It's definately Notacactus! Not sure what species though.

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Didn't someone post a picture here a while ago of a chick using a REAL cactus as a dildo? I never saw the picture, as the OP had been deleted by the time I came across it, but I just remember all the shocked responses...or maybe that was another forum :unsure:

:lol:

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Ballzac...LOL very very good you win the daily.. :lol:

new pic uploading shortly.

spider pig... spider pig... does whatever a spider pig does...

H.

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Here is todays pics for all you sexy beasts out there...

Have fun

H.

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