dqd Posted December 10, 2006 Nothing will change me ! Small piece of dragon, for me? hmm... Naught can stop me now! ... Uncle Ernie's daks, trousers at half-mast, y-fronts... pissle viewing time! ... Haircut, hot now, phew! Razor glides through beard and hair, I look HOW old?! Aargh! ... Circumcision sighs, I/cacti love each other but it can be a prick! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted December 10, 2006 no tally hoes, oh shit. carved coke can conepiece-failure fuk it ill shelve it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sobriquet Posted December 10, 2006 Wow the creative juices have really been flowing this weekend Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incognito Posted December 10, 2006 eyes like coals, look to me eternal i hope i am worth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parzival Posted December 10, 2006 When i look at you I do then see myself Looking back at me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apothecary Posted December 10, 2006 Haha, I love it jono! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SaBReT00tH Posted December 10, 2006 How doth cacti grow, Lophophora oh so slow, Grafting brings us hope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Torsten Posted December 10, 2006 Most of you can't count! Syllables of 6 and 4 haiku out the door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ballzac Posted December 10, 2006 lol I'm bored and depressed Was gunna write another But now can't be fucked Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SaBReT00tH Posted December 10, 2006 (edited) Syllables of 6 and 4? The first post said 'A haiku is a short poem where the first line consists of five syllables, the second having seven and the third having five again.'???? Edited December 11, 2006 by SaBReT00tH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ballzac Posted December 10, 2006 The way I read Torsten's Haiku was that if it has lines of six or four syllables, then it is not a haiku. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dqd Posted December 11, 2006 forgot to vote! Tepa-1, Kenny Blister-1, Oxydiser-1 & Tobias-2 One more I love it when I can slip past your spines and stroke your glistening skin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apothecary Posted December 11, 2006 Alright guys, I'm on my way out of the house for a few hours, when I get back I will be deciding on the winner! Y'all have till 4:20PM AEST. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
foolsbreath Posted December 11, 2006 Pleasure or poison Welcome death arms wide open pain will release me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MORG Posted December 11, 2006 Thought of this one crawling into bed last night. Up too late at night SAB forum junkie Buggered tomorrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyAmine. Posted December 11, 2006 Camping with SAB friends acid reawakings SAB friends forever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apothecary Posted December 11, 2006 Competition closed, no posts after this will be considered. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apothecary Posted December 11, 2006 I love this one. Winner! (PM me your addy and I will send off the cut ). It had me laughing on the bus! Big, white food cooler Fill me up with beer and snacks Who drank all the milk? The owners of the following can PM me your postage addies (PLEASE DO NOT PM ME WITHOUT YOUR ADDY) for a runner up prize (whatever I can rustle up, seeds, smokin mixes, etc) if they like: "Awwwwww" award: My Son Is My Life He Gives Me Strength Will and Love I Thank God Above "Creatively inserting masturbation into haiku" award: They say one thing is fun beyond normal pleasures Pass me a tissue. "Haikudelic" award: Sacrament vapour Fractal shrapnel tears apart Oh what have I done!?! "Awww #2" award: From out of the blue you changed my life forever You're my heart, my soul "I know exactly what you mean" award: I love it when I can slip past your spines and stroke your glistening skin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MORG Posted December 11, 2006 "I know exactly what you mean" award:I love it when I can slip past your spines and stroke your glistening skin Yeah! I like this one Didn't see it first time buried in all those haikus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Μορφέας Posted December 11, 2006 Congradulations Oxidiser! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dirty Old Man Posted December 11, 2006 Congratulations everyone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dqd Posted December 11, 2006 Best raffle so far I reckon . Well done Oxi, voted for that one myself. Cheers apoth, that was fun! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wandjina Posted December 11, 2006 Top notch haiku everyone...and well done oxidiser. I've read it several times...still puts a smile on my face so, limericks? lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ballzac Posted December 11, 2006 Great choices. Congrats everyone. Top notch haiku everyone...and well done oxidiser. I've read it several times...still puts a smile on my face so, limericks? lol Limericks? Bah! You obviously didn't like my first entry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oxydiser Posted December 11, 2006 YOOHOO! Much love Sina, you sure do put on a good competition! and thanks for all the nice comments everyone ...watch the Seed & Plant exchange for a new competition in the next few days, I've gotta spread around this good karma. Hmmm limericks aye? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
