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Today I planted a few T.peruvianus in a spot that's been used as short cut by any bastard that is too lazy to walk around. I've planted them in a somewhat strategic location with a big enough gap for an adult (sober) to fit through. I've deliberately left the human sized gap as I intend to plant a nice looking little Opuntia between them. The idea at the heart of this twisted scheme goes something like this. The trespasser walks through the yard and spots a gap between two "spikey" looking cactus or (cactuses to them) with one small groin high innocuous looking thing between them that has cute looking "tufts" of something on it and thinks - well I'm already here and I don't want to walk the extra 10 metres to go around, I'll just step over that cute little thing. The nice looking little Opuntia has very dense clusters of glochids and was estimated by the person I bought it from to have about 1000 glochids per tuft (areole) Fuck em if they can't take joke