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Sallubrious

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  1. Surely this is the biggest hoax ever pulled on humanity, we now have doctors, vaccine scientists, coroners, and even leaders of countries calling bullshit on this. The Tanzanian president tested a pawpaw for covid and it came up positive FFS.  It's not killing hoards of people like the TV and mainstream radio fakers insist it is, hospitals are empty and doctors(sellouts) and nurses have nothing better to do than post vids of themselves attempting to dance and people all over the planet are posting vids of empty hospitals.

     

    I know a guy who is offering $500 for anyone that knows anyone younger than 70 who's died from coronascam who' had no other co-morbidities. A few have tried but everyone they try to present has had either COPD, diabetes or cardiovascular problems and they were almost dead anyway.

     

    Fuck all this fear, fuck all this bullshit, it's all fake and this fake corporate government is using it as device to steal all your freedoms won by the actions of your forefathers. This is the most tumultuous time in known history do we cower in our beds hoping the corrupt order following mindless badge wearers don't come for us or do we speak up and demand some evidence and accountability?  

     

    From what I can see half the world has Stockholm syndrome and believes this fake corporate "government" is working in our best interests and 75% of the rest are too cowardly to say anything. Wake the fuck up, you're all under house arrest when you've committed no crime and bill goats wants to force an RNA gene therapy on you and your kids (and even take your kids under HR 6666)  which will forever genetically modify you and your offspring because of a fake pandemic that's killed no more than any other seasonal flu.

     

     

     

     

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  2. Surely this is the biggest hoax ever pulled on humanity, we now have doctors, vaccine scientists, coroners, and even leaders of countries calling bullshit on this. The Tanzanian president tested a pawpaw for covid and it came up positive FFS.  It's not killing hoards of people like the TV and mainstream radio fakers insist it is, hospitals are empty and doctors(sellouts) and nurses have nothing better to do than post vids of themselves attempting to dance and people all over the planet are posting vids of empty hospitals.

     

    I know a guy who is offering $500 for anyone that knows anyone younger than 70 who's died from coronascam who' had no other co-morbidities. A few have tried but everyone they try to present has had either COPD, diabetes or cardiovascular problems and they were almost dead anyway.

     

    Fuck all this fear, fuck all this bullshit, it's all fake and this fake corporate government is using it as device to steal all your freedoms won by the actions of your forefathers. This is the most tumultuous time in known history do we cower in our beds hoping the corrupt order following mindless badge wearers don't come for us or do we speak up and demand some evidence and accountability?  

     

    From what I can see half the world has Stockholm syndrome and believes this fake corporate "government" is working in our best interests and 75% of the rest are too cowardly to say anything. Wake the fuck up, you're all under house arrest when you've committed no crime and bill goats wants to force an RNA gene therapy on you and your kids (and even take your kids under HR 6666)  which will forever genetically modify you and your offspring because of a fake pandemic that's killed no more than any other seasonal flu.

     

     

     

     

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  3. Don't buy a Merc Sprinter. I know a Mercedes mechanic and he changes gearboxes on those pieces of shit almost daily. The gearbox overheats and they become almost undriveable, then when you try to make a warranty claim the standard line from the boys in the office is you must have overloaded it" and they use every trick in the book to get out of paying for the repairs. They know the gearboxes are faulty but the standard ploy is to blame the customer and fuck them around until the they go to fair trading or just give up. The front end bushes are made of sub standard shit and after a while they become dangerous to drive.

     

    I wouldn't buy a tarp either, spend a few pennies and get a Kings roll out awning. They're only about 100 Aussie pesos ( or you can spend a bit more and turn them into a tent) but they're one of the best value additions you make to any camper or 4wd, they set up in no time and won't work loose or blow down unless you get strong winds.  A tarp can be just just as good or better but the convenience of a roll out awning is worth every cent, especially for someone who's not proficient with tying knots and rigging.


  4. I'm thinking of Angus Taylor and Barnaby Joyce's water buy back scam when you mention offshore tax havens @Glaukus. Taylor registered a company in the Cayman islands and bled millions of taxpayers dollars out with that little gem. Farmers are begging for water and those bastards are cashing in on their misery. It's scary to think he's being shepherded in to be a future PM.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElZXI_C5mHI

    That's trivial compared to some the rackets going on too.

     

    Some countries in the EU already have cash limits around 1500 euros and that's one of driving factors behind the yellow vests in France. It's all being driven by the EU and the IMF, it's basically the fruition of the plans of the world banksters to implement socialism on an international level.

     

    We were shown this vid by union leaders in the 90's it explains the whole plan of an international socialist system they were well on their way to implementing back then. Most of us didn't believe it at the time but it's here now. The vid is a bit slow going so watch it 2x or 1.5x if you've the time to waste.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_NCyGEwNV8&t=3969s

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  5. Hey guys, I've been mostly inactive here for quite a while but I really feel this so important that I'm trying to get it out everywhere. The Morrison gov. has drafted a new bill that will greatly restrict the use of cash and they're trying to sneak it through parliament without anyone noticing. The ban is pencilled in at a 10k limit but the draft is an open ended thing that can be changed at the drop of a hat after it gets passed by bureaucrats without going through the scrutiny of either the senate or the upper house. So this will almost certainly lead to the cashless society recommended by the IMF paper that has put this legislation into motion. If the bill gets passed we will be well on our way to a totalitarian fascist system of government.

     

    There's still time to submit an objection to this legislation and this vid details the process to do so. I know most people here won't take the steps to make an objection but if this bill gets through and they do eliminate cash what would you give  for that chance to come back to this day and try at least try to stand up for your constitutional rights?

     

     

     

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  6. Sally is as elusive as an honest politician and as rare as an election that hasn't been manipulated these days. I could have helped you a few years ago, these days I'm looking for Jesus.B)

     

     

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  7. That's good to know it all worked well Bro. It sounds like you had the right man for the job doing the work. The cactus are nothing to write home about, I spent a good chunk of last year incapacitated so it all went a bit feral out the back. It would be great to see you again though mate.

     

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  8. Yeah wipe mine too.

     

    I've got way too much real shit going on right now that could well see 3 people dead by the end of the week and at least 15 other lives destroyed forever.

     

    I look out the back and see a bunch of plants that I've wasted my life on. Now I just want them all gone. They're going through the mulcher tomorrow - several thousand dollars worth of lophs. rare trichos and a shit load of rare species that are almost extinct.

     

    I made a few good friends here and it seems many more enemies and haters.

     

    I don't hate you Ano, I just don't agree with you, I never said anything personal but you took it that way and lashed out at me. I just defended my honour with sarcasm. It seems that's a crime now too.

     

    Bye everyone.

     

     


  9. I can just imagine the paper when they start testing it on humans

     

    Abstract

    In a double blind study researchers fed shit smeared on toast to one group of astronauts and Vegemite to another and a control group was fed plain toast. for a period of 7 days. After 7 days the substance smeared on the toast that was fed to each group was changed and this was repeated until each group had eaten the Vegemite, shit and plain toast.

    Except for one Australian,  the astronauts couldn't tell the difference between the shit & the Vegemite and most of the astronauts preferred plain toast

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    When I was and I asked my dad what we having for tea or lunch etc he'd say "shit sangas" but we've run out of bread.

     

    The shit-mite could make it a reality

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  10. Awesome thanks man!

     

    That reminds of some of the shit Kelso used to do on that 70's show. One time he did some stupid stunt and Red said something like  "He's a stupid bastard but he has more fun than all of us"

     

     


  11. 16 hours ago, Responsible Choice said:

    Really pretty mellow off the grog... but get him on it and he's a bit of monster. 'Philthy' I believe is his moniker. There are a few other clips out there of him smashing himself off guts, like going down a waterslide on a bread crate when there is no water running and it's closed, sans pool of water at the bottom of course. :wink:

     

    I'd love to see vid that if anyone can dig it up.

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  12. Just a heads up.

     

    We have a rare astronomical event on the horizon (see what I did there) coming up on Feb 1 here in Oz - a Super Blue Blood Moon.

     

    This hasn't happened for over 150 years (1866 seems to be the date my vodka soaked brain remembers but feel free to call BS if I'm talking out of my arse), so on a human scale it's a rare astronomical event that some people never see in their lifetime. It's a combination of several less rare events that coincide to create one much rarer event.

     

    The events that combine to create this situation are

    A blue moon - two full moons in a calendar month

    A lunar eclipse - pretty well self explanitory (this is when we see the blood moon)

    A supermoon - where the moon's closest point of orbit (perigree) relative to the Earth occurs and coincides with a full moon.

     

    For us in Oz it's not technically a blue moon as the second blue moon won't actually happen in January, We'll see it will on the 1st of Feb.

     

    It's the end of the fucking world as we know it, chances are volcanoes will erupt , comets will strike Earth and nuclear missiles will start flying all over the planet and wipe us all out.  That's what the bible bashers are saying anyway.

     

    So fucking repent now before it's too late.

     

    Or just get a few good pics to show your your grand kids and bore the shit out of them in 25 years time if we don't get wiped out.

     

     

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  13. On 1/21/2018 at 5:51 PM, ThunderIdeal said:

    Reserve bank of Australia was pretty tame but our economy is a farce to begin with

     

    Australia - a farce to be reckoned with.

     

    The unemployment figures are just the outward display of how they cook the the books. They tend to frame it in the context of how many jobs were created in a sector but fail to tell us that the population has risen more than the growth in jobs which leaves a net loss in the employment figures. Then they have all those tricky ways to get the unemployed of the books, through BS mickey mouse training courses and a myriad of other scams. If you are training you are not unemployed you are a student.

     

    I could have worked for the government as pro book cooker but I have this fucked up outdated concept of morality that keeps holding me back. I blame my parents for that.

     

     

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  14. All this talk about school teachers molesting kids reminds me of Lenny Longprong.

     

    Lenny had a really big dick, it was so big he could lick the cheese out from under his own foreskin.

    After hearing about Lenny's big dick his greedy teacher decided she wanted it for herself, so she made him stay in after class

    After all the other students had left she tried work her spell on him

    Is it true that you have big dick Lenny ?

    Well, as a matter of fact I do

    Can you show me Lenny?

    Lenny loved showing off his enormous slug, so he whipped it out for her to have a look

    Upon seeing it the teacher ripped her undies off, hiked up her skirt and said

    Stick it in here

    Lenny jumped back with a worried look on his face and said

    My mum told those things are dangerous

    Don't be silly Lenny, get that broomstick and give it a bit of a prod, you'll see it's harmless..

    Lenny picked up the broomstick and began nervously inching it closer & closer to his teachers twat

    Just as he was about to make contact the teacher let out a ripper fart

    Lenny jumped back and dropped the broomstick trembling in fear

    What's wrong Lenny?  asked the teacher

    If it will growl at a piece of wood imagine what it will do to a piece of meat.

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  15. I'd love to see killary and co in prison too but trump-et al dropped it like it was hot after they got in, even though they promised to put the bitch and her band of thieves in "jail"

     

    I'm seeing a different set of motivations from Q and I don't believe for a second it's trump.

     

    I just think of the money, Q gains a bit of trust and then puts fear into the collective psyche with clouded statements about the shit being about to hit the fan.

     

    Then with the annual cycle we see with Chinese crypto dumping around Chinese new year , everyday fuckwit traders of crypto see the arse drop out of the market like it does every year at this time and panic and rush to sell their precious crypto coins before they lose too much, just like the normal fear based stackmarket traders always do.

     

    Then the banksters move in & buy up big for pennies on the pound.

     

    I tried to get a few people in coinciding with the expected plummet so they could maximise gains this year but now I couldn't really give a fuck.

     

    Sell, Sell, Sell

     

    I'll just HODL

     

     

     

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  16. It was a bit hard to follow some of that @Northerner

     

    In one breath you say the majority are blind to what's going on and on the other you say the majority are logical and about to rip power away from those doing the things they are blind too.

     

    But I'm not trying to disagree, I think collectively Aussies are too stupid to understand the depth of the shit this country is in. We're in a state of full corporate control and everything on the MSM is just a thin veneer of bling designed to cover up the ugliness beneath,  much like a hub cap - shiny on top with shit underneath.

     

     

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  17. Does it have to be screen printed Stu ?

     

    I was just wondering if one of those places that prints T shirts could print curtains for you.

     

    A lot of them do it digitally these days, so it wouldn't have that hand made touch but maybe it could be an option.

     

     


  18. I like some of Ross Kemp's doco's. I have to be in the mood for it though.

     

    He goes to some of the most dangerous places on the planet and seeks out the baddest mother fucker he can find to interview and often follows them around for a few days. He puts his life on the line nearly every episode.

     

    One time when he was somewhere in Africa he sought an audience with a local warlord and the warlord was a bit like royalty in some respects. When he got there he asked him some very probing questions that I wouldn't have had the balls to ask.

     

    It turned out that warlords are an official part of the government structure in many of those places, which I didn't know, I always thought of them as bands of rambos like they normally  present them to us here in the west.  The warlords are above the police in many respects and they regulate everything and maintain order.

     

    After I saw that I could put it into context about how some of the African thugs behave when they arrive here. They don't have bands of the warlords henchmen willing to shoot them dead on the spot over here if they step out of line and they just see the police like angry headmistresses waiting to smack them with a ruler if they get caught for anything.

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