weedRampage

Uber was the 14th grand son of Godzilla and had taken a keen interest

in botany, devouring whole ecosystems on a regular basis. One day while pushing

a mountain onto a city he met a macrobiotic monkey called Masanobu Fukuoka. Masanobu

started jumping up and down demanding that Uber paid close attention to the

"Delicious Rice is a Figment of Your Imagination" mandala. Not being a great fan

of the ascetic lifestyle Uber stomped Masanobu flat but chose to remember the chance

encounter by wearing the dried and flattened corpse on a piece of wool around his

neck.